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Alright fellas let’s end a debate of how many kinks a rail has. Let’s say there is a DFD in the park and someone asks you how many links the rail has. What do you say?
I can't remember if it was on here or Yobeat when that was still a thing but I remember someone saying that a rail isn't "kinked" if the kink is convex, e.g. a flat-down rail isn't a kink rail. Only "concave" kinks count such as down-flat / donkey dick rail.
Anyways I disagree and a kink is a kink.... dfd is a double kink rail, dfdfd is a quad, etc.
I agree but this dude is probably one of the best snowboarders we got like that’s obviously what they, as a sport, are counting it as. Makes no sense lol
animatorYeah that doesn’t make sense any way you look at it lol
He is a good snowboarder for sure, but he also does not know how to count to three. Or seven. Or at all.
DesertStixI agree but this dude is probably one of the best snowboarders we got like that’s obviously what they, as a sport, are counting it as. Makes no sense lol
EvanMeyercounting each kink is for the people who think everything is a pissing contest and for some reason snow sports are the only ones that do it.
1, skaters are all about counting stairs etc lmao
2 it has nothing to do with a pissing contest, it's just a simple matter of counting. "kink" isn't even a jargon word, it very simply refers to each kink in the rail, the same way any person on earth could identify a kink in their garden hose
this oddball way of referring to a dfd as a kink reminds me of when surfers purposely underquote wave size to a crazy extent to sound cool and blasé
DesertStixI agree but this dude is probably one of the best snowboarders we got like that’s obviously what they, as a sport, are counting it as. Makes no sense lol
By that logic, a flat down or donkey dick rail would be a half kink. Idk I think the snowboarders and skaters are wrong on this one 🤷
did he slide from the top of the rail or jump on halfway down? Because I can kinda see how you might say triple kink if you just slid the last 3 but that's still a pretty tenuous argument
I think you figured it out. He hits it after the first FD so I guess he’s saying he only hit 3 of the kinks which is confusing
skiP.E.I.did he slide from the top of the rail or jump on halfway down? Because I can kinda see how you might say triple kink if you just slid the last 3 but that's still a pretty tenuous argument
The 7 kinks of the rail don't magically mutate into 3 kinks if someone rides over the rail with a snowboard...
skiP.E.I.did he slide from the top of the rail or jump on halfway down? Because I can kinda see how you might say triple kink if you just slid the last 3 but that's still a pretty tenuous argument
