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pinkcamo1000whats up. Tyler here. I just want to you know that every time I click into my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS, the star spangled banned rings out in the background. These skis are so fucking badass dude. I can ski through anything. I can ski through molten lava. Yes, I ski at Bridger Bowl. The locals at bridger are so sick at skiing, they are better than most pros. I could probably be pro but I ski too fucking fast to film. This one time I dropped at huge fucking cliff and landed on a rock, and the rock split in half because my skis made with bald eagle blood are so fucking durable. No, I don't skateboard in the summer. I go to the gym and do SQUATS and DEADLIFTS so I can drop huge fucking cliffs all winter. Yes, I am a mod on newschoolers.com. No I don't have a girlfriend, she was tired of hearing about my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS. Making skis is really fucking hard, did you know that?? I know everything about skis. Everybody on niche ski websites thinks I'm cool.
pinkcamo1000Me: approaching the front of the sugarloaf singles line
some dude on the other side of the line:
YEAH IM FROM VIRGINIA BUT I GREW UP SKIING AT ALTA!!
Me: I really gotta get back to wildcat man
maxwax15how has nobody said HG yet
skiP.E.I.CoreUPT. I know they barely existed but they literally have CORE in the name.
pinkcamo1000Everybody loves 178s
NightFantasiesArmada is above criticism change my mind.
Nixx* Some idiot who just watched slope-style joins the chat just to say armada has shitty bases that are slow af*
SofaKingSicki hate that 4chan nazi guy and love armada but they have downgraded the bases on a lot of their skis in the past few years, it drives me nuts
NixxI heard the same, armada wanted to cut the costs down even though most ppl buying skis would pay alittle extra to have way better bases. I heard it was like a 10-20 dollar difference between the bases they use vs the ones they could of upgraded it to. I’ve never ridden armadas but from what I heard, some of the people who have been freaking out about it are over exaggerating it, but that would also drive me nuts if it’s only a 20 dollar difference.
mikemacwas at a concert in SLC the other week talking to my bro who is a RIPPING Alta skier and way better than me.
I was laughing w my buddy who I hadn't seen in a while and I happen to jokingly say "Bro Alta is flat" at the exact moment that the music cut out, the lights went on, and the venue went silent.
god you would've thought I had just murdered a puppy on stage and ate its still beating heart.
A couple older bros wearing camo Alta tees looked at me with tears glistening in their eyes and an angry mob of university students tried to cancel me while shouting "you just wish you could be a part of this community, in your Dreams!" Guess that's what I deserve for being such a hater.
I walked out of the BYOB venue shockingly sober for how hard I was rolling and watched crackheads throw trash at each other.
Ahhhhh Salt Lake CIty, Paris of the west. Beautiful in Autumn.
tyler1719Booster straps
SuspiciousFishYou should have just shrugged your shoulders and said, "I ski Snowbird..." and walked off like a boss.
stinky_cheese4frnt
plz
maxwax15how has nobody said HG yet
