Parker white has made some big questions pop up into my head recently, and made me come to some realizations. Nothing matters. It’s a simple idea, yet brilliant. I have since burned down my house and buried all of my socks and shoes deep in my backyard. I sold off my mini van, and snapped my on3ps ( they didn’t fucking snap u naive pussy on3ps only snap when broken by the almighty picnic lords) my only possessions left are my new finger skis and a fresh case of fluoro universal temp wax, recommended by the expert. Now as I write this I become full of happiness, staring out of my holding cell. As I await the verdict on my arson and public nudity charges, I would just like to say
thank you for enlightening me Parker
Nothing Matters
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