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chills__Technically I'm legally required to tell people I can't be within 50m of playgrounds or elementary schools so that's usually my go to conversation starter
Max.broI always ask “so where are you from”/“what are you doing out here”/“get out of my resort”/“i hardly think having a small penis is a good reason to be so cynical”
chills__Technically I'm legally required to tell people I can't be within 50m of playgrounds or elementary schools so that's usually my go to conversation starter
h3nry.Try to sell them finger skis. When they say no just finger ski kfed on the chairlift bar to make them jealous
ColoradoDogfartim so tempted so start finger skiing on the chair, i used to bring a fingerboard skiing and jib in the car and the lodge
Max.broIf for whatever reason you take me to copper next season and you start jibbing your steering wheel at a red light i’m hijacking your car
ColoradoDogfartyeah thats exactly what ima do
I AM ZE CAPTAIN NOW
reeddavis218When I'm with friends and we go with others we try to make up the most random stories and tell them to each other loud enough for the other people to hear. As long as we can keep a straight face its really funny
SkiPigeon123one of my homies curve threw a snow ball and it hit someone in the head
IcantSki42069Depends on where your skiing but whenever I end up at Deer Valley I always ask for a large capital investment on my newest "start up" hasn't worked yet. But someday someone there will give me free money for something that's not real.
Canis_lupusForce them to watch the intro of zootspace
WoFlowzI’m the best skier on the mountain if you didn’t know *proceeds to eat shit face first fucking around when tryna get off the lift*
reeddavis218When I'm with friends and we go with others we try to make up the most random stories and tell them to each other loud enough for the other people to hear. As long as we can keep a straight face its really funny
grantlewis_dntmi usually try to rip a fart and then ask them if they heard it
BradFiAusNzCoCaAsking about any gear that you notice and what they think of it is usually a good opener.
TheMoostafianAsk them if they are also tripping their dicks off on mushrooms. Ask if they also think the colors smell good.
ReturnToMonkeyOnce this happened to me. Some dude asked why my skis were so fucked up (duck taped tips, 90° brakes, lots of topsheet chipping) and we got to talking. Ended up that he was on shrooms and gave me some acid on a blue tablet. Split it in half with my buddy and that was one of the sendiest things I've ever done. 10/10 experience.
BigPurpleSkiSuitIf the chairlift stops, I'll just sing some random Colter Wall songs. People seem to like my rendition of 'Devil Wears a Suit and Tie' but they also can't leave, so I'm not entirely sure.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1011453/The-Devil-Wears-a-Suit-and-Tie
lobstercork420I was wondering what are some good non ski related questions to ask strangers while riding on a chairlift. A chairlift is a great opportunity to make use of 2-10 minutes of conversation. In that time you could have a new member of your cult the possibilities really are endless. Thank you newschoolers
h3nry.Try to sell them finger skis. When they say no just finger ski kfed on the chairlift bar to make them jealous
ReturnToMonkeyOnce this happened to me. Some dude asked why my skis were so fucked up (duck taped tips, 90° brakes, lots of topsheet chipping) and we got to talking. Ended up that he was on shrooms and gave me some acid on a blue tablet. Split it in half with my buddy and that was one of the sendiest things I've ever done. 10/10 experience.
lobstercork420I was wondering what are some good non ski related questions to ask strangers while riding on a chairlift. A chairlift is a great opportunity to make use of 2-10 minutes of conversation. In that time you could have a new member of your cult the possibilities really are endless. Thank you newschoolers
lobstercork420I was wondering what are some good non ski related questions to ask strangers while riding on a chairlift. A chairlift is a great opportunity to make use of 2-10 minutes of conversation. In that time you could have a new member of your cult the possibilities really are endless. Thank you newschoolers
