Replying to Faneto

Hey guys, just got a quick question for you
basically im a young 7 year old boy living deep in the Swiss alps. I am very competent on the skis, making playground and such, but I have ocd. Normally my mum just pops a few Advil in me and sends me to school but recently I’ve been researching and hav found the magic solution
weed
no negative effects, very relaxing, and seemingly the most healthy medication for someone as young as me
Will medical marijuana work its wonders on a young whipper snapper like me? Should I ask my mom for my weed card? Should I go right to black tar?