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I don’t want to be in a playground

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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,475
I don’t want to feel like I’m in a playground when I ski, I hate playgrounds, why are all these ski companies trying to force me to play? I am not a child.

if anyone knows a ski that will turn the whole mountain into my sex dungeon then let me know.
Aug 31 2021 2:17AM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1630 - Karma: 35,313
I believe these are what you’re looking for
Aug 31 2021 2:47AM
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,133
Hey man can you send some food and maybe a blanket down into your basement? It’s cold down here and I ran out of food last week
Aug 31 2021 3:13AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7392 - Karma: 65,520
I saw those. There are some fun deals on eBay haha Those are coming from Austria though so might take a minute.
keagan.karstens
I believe these are what you’re looking for
Aug 31 2021 7:31AM
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DesertStix
Posts: 2540 - Karma: 14,992
I was expecting the worst international shipping when I ordered something from outside of London a couple weeks ago. I ordered it on Thursday night and DHL had the box at my door on Monday mid-day. I know Austria is a bit further but I was extremely impressed with the ship time
BradFiAusNzCoCaI saw those. There are some fun deals on eBay haha Those are coming from Austria though so might take a minute.
Aug 31 2021 10:49AM
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pissnu_skis
Posts: 435 - Karma: 6,919
Same. Would make some dope ass wall hangers fs
BradFiAusNzCoCaI saw those. There are some fun deals on eBay haha Those are coming from Austria though so might take a minute.
Aug 31 2021 10:59AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37925 - Karma: 127,480
Make the mountain your quarter life existential crisis
Aug 31 2021 12:44PM
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Dilldoes
Posts: 761 - Karma: 5,852
DeebieSkeebiesMake the mountain your quarter life existential crisis

Stop. This actually hurts.
Aug 31 2021 12:46PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1921 - Karma: 28,758
Op since you’re a big boy now might i suggest soul 7s: make the whole mountain your boring 9-5 office job
Aug 31 2021 12:53PM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 731 - Karma: 8,201
Any ski with Pivots can turn the whole mountain into your anal sex dungeon
Aug 31 2021 1:10PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,590
Head SuperShapes
Aug 31 2021 1:35PM
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_brrett
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 28,715
You don’t understand kid. You don’t have a choice. Sooner than later every single mountain in America is going to be a playground and theres nothing you can do about it
Aug 31 2021 9:43PM
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BrightFrog
Posts: 593 - Karma: 1,678
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Aug 31 2021 11:34PM
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Chrischi69
Posts: 652 - Karma: 5,064
"Make the mountain your office building"
Sep 1 2021 1:40PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,590
Chrischi69"Make the mountain your office building"


DPS. Kind of guys taking business calls while on the chair.
Sep 1 2021 1:47PM
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pissnu_skis
Posts: 435 - Karma: 6,919
More like sego big horny
Sep 1 2021 3:19PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37925 - Karma: 127,480
Chrischi69"Make the mountain your office building"


r00kieDPS. Kind of guys taking business calls while on the chair.

lol the office is already the mountain. "Yeah I WFH and ski" is the new "I just moved here from Boston/California/Dallas"
Sep 1 2021 5:48PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7179 - Karma: 76,062
pissnu_skisMore like sego big horny


Ugh. That's so sego big corny
Sep 1 2021 6:40PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6445 - Karma: 70,133
Want to turn the mountain into my 69 Impala with 20" blades
Sep 1 2021 8:10PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7179 - Karma: 76,062
ReturnToMonkeyWant to turn the mountain into my 69 Impala with 20" blades


WANNA BE A BALLA
Sep 1 2021 8:44PM
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