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Say the line dj khaled

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gilbertressel
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Pretty sure the whole ski industry is in on this joke by now
Aug 30 2021 5:57PM
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SofaKingSick
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it's a necessity for a ski just like having a sintered base and metal edges. if a ski doesn't MTMMP it's not worth my time or money
Aug 30 2021 6:31PM
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Mr.Whatsittoya
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Every ski brand says their ski can turn the mountain into a playground, but can they turn a playground into a mountain?
Aug 30 2021 6:33PM
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BrandoComando
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It's not just skis
Aug 30 2021 6:35PM
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gilbertressel
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Mr.WhatsittoyaEvery ski brand says their ski can turn the mountain into a playground, but can they turn a playground into a mountain?

Thats what vishnu is for
Aug 30 2021 6:53PM
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GayWolf420
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Whats the ski that can get you onto the FWT? Antlers?
Aug 30 2021 7:47PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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I'm just trying to watch a nice ski review 🤦

Aug 30 2021 7:52PM
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keagan.karstens
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Are they robust tho?
Aug 30 2021 8:02PM
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bertBertson
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keagan.karstensAre they robust tho?



Aug 30 2021 10:26PM
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animator
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I said this in another thread but that line has been in the CT 2.0s description since like 2017
Aug 30 2021 10:27PM
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druppin_jibs
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SofaKingSickit's a necessity for a ski just like having a sintered base and metal edges. if a ski doesn't MTMMP it's not worth my time or money

Someone make an MTMMP sticker please
Aug 30 2021 10:52PM
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christianwearsch
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I could be wrong but I feel like the started it. I got a lanyard from them probably 4 years ago that says “the mountain is my playground.” They definitely aren’t hopping on some joke.
animatorI said this in another thread but that line has been in the CT 2.0s description since like 2017
Aug 30 2021 10:53PM
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doubleblackjack
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Why does it have to be a playground? I want the mountain to be my chinese restaurant
Aug 30 2021 11:15PM
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BrandoComando
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doubleblackjackWhy does it have to be a playground? I want the mountain to be my chinese restaurant


The Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.
Aug 30 2021 11:23PM
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r00kie
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BrandoComandoThe Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.


Okay this is my favorite one yet.
Aug 30 2021 11:33PM
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Dilldoes
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BrandoComandoThe Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.


I need three pair
Aug 31 2021 12:07AM
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SofaKingSick
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DilldoesPaloAltoI need three pair


Okay and then?
Aug 31 2021 12:09AM
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Dilldoes
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SofaKingSickOkay and then?

Living in the moment bud. No plans besides making the mountain my own Chinese restaurant and eating some beef and broccoli.
Aug 31 2021 12:14AM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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Someone should do one of the cameo thing and get a famous person to say the Big horn line
Aug 31 2021 8:06AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Line skis does it too. On the 19/20 chronic packaging, it says “all mountain playground” or something of the sort
Aug 31 2021 8:09AM
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SofaKingSick
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SofaKingSickOkay and then?
DilldoesPaloAltoLiving in the moment bud. No plans besides making the mountain my own Chinese restaurant and eating some beef and broccoli.


and then?
Aug 31 2021 9:41AM
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doubleblackjack
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BrandoComandoThe Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.





the finest general snow chicken
Aug 31 2021 10:08AM
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beepbeepski
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fuck global warming fr for turning all the mountains into playgrounds
Aug 31 2021 10:15AM
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Schoess
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BrandoComandoThe Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.


ngl I lost it when I saw this.
Aug 31 2021 10:52AM
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J_skis
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#selfroast
Aug 31 2021 11:02AM
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snowfinder
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Ski marketing is very limited. That said I want a ski that turns a mountain into a wave.
Aug 31 2021 11:25AM
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Knapzach
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The playground is my mountain
Aug 31 2021 11:43AM
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nilserb
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druppin_jibsSomeone make an MTMMP sticker please



Aug 31 2021 11:46AM
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junior1derful
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This is classy. I would prefer to have my own "personal playground" rather than just my own playground. Good work J.
J_skis#selfroast
Aug 31 2021 11:58AM
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dognuts
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yeah everyone seems to be using a variation of this now
Aug 31 2021 12:20PM
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partyandBS
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If someone can produce a playground graphinc before winter they will most certainly capitalize hh
Aug 31 2021 12:29PM
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partyandBS
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J_skis#selfroast


Please make The Allplayground. Your allplay ski with a graphic of a play ground.
Aug 31 2021 12:31PM
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Dilldoes
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SofaKingSickand then?


Probably direahah or food poising.
Aug 31 2021 12:45PM
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partyandBS
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AlexHallsEyebrowSomeone should do one of the cameo thing and get a famous person to say the Big horn line


If i got Redman to do a cameo for us do you think @SegoSkiCo would hook it up with a set of skis??
Aug 31 2021 1:29PM
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J_skis
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partyandBSPlease make The Allplayground. Your allplay ski with a graphic of a play ground.


Limited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access


Aug 31 2021 2:18PM
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pissnu_skis
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dognuts

yeah everyone seems to be using a variation of this now

Are they robust tho?
Aug 31 2021 2:28PM
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Eightsails
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10/10 Would use this playground to make the mountain my playground.
J_skisLimited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access


Aug 31 2021 2:57PM
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partyandBS
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J_skisLimited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access




Take my fuckin money
Aug 31 2021 3:56PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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partyandBSIf i got Redman to do a cameo for us do you think @SegoSkiCo would hook it up with a set of skis??

Yeah fs
Aug 31 2021 4:30PM
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TheDriftingDad
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J_skisLimited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access




the allplayground
Aug 31 2021 4:40PM
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partyandBS
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partyandBSPlease make The Allplayground. Your allplay ski with a graphic of a play ground.


TheDriftingDadthe allplayground


Hey pound sand. Thats my joke dad!
Aug 31 2021 4:47PM
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CharlzHub
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AlexHallsEyebrowSomeone should do one of the cameo thing and get a famous person to say the Big horn line


Johnny Sins must do it
Aug 31 2021 5:14PM
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mrk127
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J_skisLimited edition only 69 pair made signup for early access




How well do they jib slides tho?
Sep 1 2021 2:55AM
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TheDriftingDad
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partyandBSHey pound sand. Thats my joke dad!


It's a dad joke I couldn't resist
Sep 1 2021 11:39AM
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pissnu_skis
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New drinking game- every time some brand makes the whole mountain your playground you take a shot
Sep 1 2021 1:05PM
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Chrischi69
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This is actually smart as fuck
Sep 1 2021 1:42PM
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Icant_kfed
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gilbertresselThats what vishnu is for


vishnu turns the mountain into a crackhouse
Sep 1 2021 4:38PM
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Samp20
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comment of the fuckin year
BrandoComandoThe Volkl Chopstick makes the whole mountain your Chinese restaurant. We designed a new layup for the Chopstick with Fortune Cookie Champion Mao Zedong that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the spiciest kung pao chicken and largest honey walnut shrimp on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your stomach's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Chopstick has a full panda bamboo core with layers of biaxial green tea leaves wrapped in vibration dampening sticky buns sandwiching the core.
Sep 1 2021 8:21PM
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Dilldoes
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Your move @J_skis

Sep 1 2021 8:36PM
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J_skis
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Straight from the bossman himself! You know I'm pushing for the Playground 🤝
DilldoesPaloAltoYour move @J_skis

Sep 2 2021 9:46AM
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junior1derful
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100% would purchase
J_skisStraight from the bossman himself! You know I'm pushing for the Playground 🤝
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