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Butterytips69
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Alright so I graduated with a bachelor's degree in geology and I still can't figure out one thing. How tf does a mountain turn into a playground??

None of my classes even touched on the subject. Like wtf was I paying all that money for if the profs won't even teach anything interesting.
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CatdickBojangles
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You need a class in Bighornology in order to make the whole mountain your playground. You can sign up at segoskis.com.
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WoFlowz
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Actually? What’d you study? My dads got a degree in geology and some other nerdy ass rock fossil thing he never used
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HypeBeast
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Dad?
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elcheapo
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Gongradulations on graduation but after all that you're asking a bunch of degenerate skiers?
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iFlip
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This thread rocks.
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Butterytips69
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WoFlowzActually? What’d you study? My dads got a degree in geology and some other nerdy ass rock fossil thing he never used

Yeah I got a geo degree and now I’m in land surveying. What’s your dad do?
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Jems
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one of my managers at this bum ass burger place had a geology degree from UMN couldn’t find any job related to geology and he still hasn’t found shit
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WoFlowz
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Butterytips69Yeah I got a geo degree and now I’m in land surveying. What’s your dad do?


He’s a lawyer for the feds. He loved it but he needed a job that actually makes money….
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maaattt
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Currently working as a geologist and the only thing we've done is prepare to GET RID of a mountain, shits wack son
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AaronO.
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Bro of course they didn’t teach u that it’s doctorate level concepts that take years to fully comprehend
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dolanslebensraum
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Mackaroni_space
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iFlipThis thread rocks.


SHIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
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iFlip
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Max.broSHIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT


I’m digging your reply.
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freestyler540
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Mountains are created by physics. Turning into your playground is art.
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TRVP_ANGEL
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The Bighornology makes the whole classroom your mountain into a playground. We designed a new curriculum for the Bighornology with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs in the classroom. What we taught is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 9am - 6pm, 10am - 6pm, and 11am - 4pm timeslots.
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Casey
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Just going to have to pick a field that has something to do with the ground, idk
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VTshredder69
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Butterytips69Alright so I graduated with a bachelor's degree in geology and I still can't figure out one thing. How tf does a mountain turn into a playground??

None of my classes even touched on the subject. Like wtf was I paying all that money for if the profs won't even teach anything interesting.


you cut down the trees and contribute to climate change for your damn ski slopes.

SMH.
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Burying the seat of a swing and a couple of kickballs will get some playground growth started in most mountains.
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