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Run to the Sego skis website rn

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WoFlowz
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Some of these reviews y’all left have me dying and there’s even more than those two. Go run to the website and look at some more.
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armchair_skier
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sego makes da whole mountain your playground
vishnu makes da whole playground your mountain
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GrandThings
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armchair_skiervishnu makes da whole playground your mountain


Vishnu makes the whole playground your mountain*
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weastcoat
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armchair_skiersego makes da whole mountain your playground
vishnu makes da whole playground your mountain

If anyone wants a good senior quote here it is
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armchair_skier
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weastcoastIf anyone wants a good senior quote here it is


+rep if any of you do this
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rojo.grande
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Summer NS is spreading like mold and I love it. Where to next boys I say we take on all the entitled dads on reddit
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CatdickBojangles
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Currently on live chat. Will report findings shortly.
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CatdickBojangles
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@TRVP_ANGEL Trapanus Angel
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CatdickBojangles
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Pretty sure I just got blocked.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:39:53pm
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WoFlowz
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@CatdickBojangles rn
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1009274/trim-14B73AEC-1A04-43E6-A4DD-835E7C7110E6-MOV


CatdickBojangles

Pretty sure I just got blocked.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:39:53pm
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CatdickBojangles
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Guess he doesn’t think im
very core.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:42:17pm
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojangles

Guess he doesn’t think im
very core.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:42:17pm


Lmao
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armchair_skier
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CatdickBojangles

Pretty sure I just got blocked.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:39:53pm


the sego summer intern in this thread rn
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armchair_skier
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rojo.grandeSummer NS is spreading like mold and I love it. Where to next boys I say we take on all the entitled dads on reddit


I'm down. I volunteer 5mins of my spare time when I'm on the toilet later.
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rojo.grande
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armchair_skierI'm down. I volunteer 5mins of my spare time when I'm on the toilet later.

I’ll match that. If we get a few more we could reaaaaally stir that pot
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Skiblade420
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Sego owes us all money
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Session
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Skiblade420
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If sego doesn’t put on a 10 ski giveaway for newschoolers then we riot and burn it down faster than we built it up
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Chrischi69
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Summer ns has quintoupled s*** b** h*** sales
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DesertStix
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We’re all essentially part-owners now
Chrischi69Summer ns has quintoupled s*** b** h*** sales
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keagan.karstens
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Volkl is gonna start putting that in their descriptions because nobody wants their shit skis

edit: they’re not “bad” skis just not fun at all

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 2:19:44pm
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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keagan.karstensVolkl is gonna start putting that in their descriptions because nobody wants their shit skis

edit: they’re not “bad” skis just not fun at all

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 2:19:44pm


Yes, but for the Revolts, those look like a super awesome line.
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keagan.karstens
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No fucking way
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WoFlowz
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keagan.karstens

No fucking way


Brrooo what? He knows those aren’t actual reviews right? Also your dad is defiently a G
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CatdickBojangles
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Sego is about to become the $AMC of the ski world.
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I think they took the reviews down :(
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CatdickBojangles
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI think they took the reviews down :(


Why @SegoSkiCo?
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojanglesWhy @SegoSkiCo ?


There’s still there I checked u just gotta scroll down. It does look like at least ones missing
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PimpChimpin
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armchair_skier+rep if any of you do this


Will it make me a core skier???
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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PimpChimpinWill it make me a core skier???


It will give you more rep
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DesertStix
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Where does your dad ski so I can stay away. Don’t want to lose my girl
keagan.karstens

No fucking way
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r00kie
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rojo.grandeSummer NS is spreading like mold and I love it. Where to next boys I say we take on all the entitled dads on reddit




I expect a commission.
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keagan.karstens
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His favorites are telluride and Alta. Watch out he might chuck a dub ten below the lift
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keagan.karstens
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WoFlowzBrrooo what? He knows those aren’t actual reviews right? Also your dad is defiently a G


Yea he knows they’re kidding
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TroyBallsack
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The ultimate combination of playground and core
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r00kie
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Update: they accused me of working for Sego and dropped the ban.


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animator
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armchair_skierthe sego summer intern in this thread rn


LMFAOOOOOO “WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN”
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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r00kieUpdate: they accused me of working for Sego and dropped the ban.




March on soldier, the battle may have been lost but the war is yet to be won.
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r00kie
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BigPurpleSkiSuitMarch on soldier, the battle may have been lost but the war is yet to be won.


Avenge me.
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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rojo.grande
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r00kieAvenge me.


Got you covered. Right under your original post


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SegoSkiCo
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hell yes. Tell Dad to ask for the ns Playground discount. and pls let him know that the Big Horn makes the whole mountain your playground. We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. The perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content - available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths.


keagan.karstens

No fucking way
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r00kie
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rojo.grandeGot you covered. Right under your original post




Thank you sir!
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rojo.grande
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r00kieThank you sir!

OOH RAH soldj!
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BrandoComando
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r00kieUpdate: they accused me of working for Sego and dropped the ban.




This is the most reddit thing I've ever seen lmao. Our memes are too core for /r/skiing
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I see Rookie’s but ount see yours
rojo.grandeGot you covered. Right under your original post


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r00kie
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BradFiAusNzCoCaI see Rookie’s but ount see yours


Yea I threw a few out there.
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partyandBS
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Im confused. Is it trendy to buy sego and make fun of their marketing or just make fun of their marketing?? This thread made me check them out after seeing it so much on other threads lol. But I like the shape alot. If i bought a pair am i core or naw??
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ericforman
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partyandBSIm confused. Is it trendy to buy sego and make fun of their marketing or just make fun of their marketing?? This thread made me check them out after seeing it so much on other threads lol. But I like the shape alot. If i bought a pair am i core or naw??


Honestly its a great ski I want one real bad. Probably will be my next ski. LOL.
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Session


biggest ban wave ns has seen in years
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Denseclouds
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