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OFFICIAL CORENESS LEVELS ANNOUNCED

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hi_vis360
Posts: 4938 - Karma: 49,873
Level 1 - You've purchased a level 1 movie before, shouldn't really have to explain this one

Level 2 - You have watched Zootspace more than 10 times and own Vishnus or ON3Ps

Level 3 - You have talked to/chilled with a cool "pro" skier who is actually just a dirty degenerate like you, but better at skiing

Level 4 - Cool snowpants level. Soldier Pants, Anytides, Lizard Stuff, r3evaluate etc

Level 5 - JETSKIS.XYZ and "ON3P is played"

Level 6 - You remember BroBomb and used to get all of your edits from there

Level 7 - Smoking cigarettes while skiing

Level 8 - Andy Parry

Level 9 - You start YOUR OWN cool snowpants company

Level 10 - You have a girl in your ski crew, idk if anyone on this site has actually attained this level though it might be a myth
Aug 17 2021 7:01PM
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Treegrabber
Posts: 830 - Karma: 11,911
Cigs not core
Aug 17 2021 7:17PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 27,224
Level 11: you’ve had sex with your skis
Aug 17 2021 7:24PM
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Treegrabber
Posts: 830 - Karma: 11,911
TreegrabberCigs not core

Maybe since smelling like shit is core
Aug 17 2021 7:53PM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 4938 - Karma: 49,873
TreegrabberCigs not core


smoking cigs off hill: lame, bad for your health, waste of money

smoking cigs on hill: Dylan Manley
Aug 17 2021 7:57PM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 34,595
Level 12 jerked off to henrik
level 13: watched 20 nateshredz edits
Aug 17 2021 8:06PM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 4938 - Karma: 49,873
keagan.karstensLevel 12 jerked off to henrik
level 13: watched 20 nateshredz edits


I agree with the nateshredz bit

but liking e dollo is level 0.5 at best, he skis in competitions which is NOT CORE and 11 year olds idolize him, if people know about it it's less core dude come on
Aug 17 2021 8:10PM
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TroyBallsack
Posts: 559 - Karma: 10,951
Level 2.5
You have skiied every picnic table within a 250 km radius of your house
Level 3.5
You destroyed your dining room table that has been in your family for 100 years because you needed filler in your edit
Aug 17 2021 8:27PM
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 21,038
TreegrabberCigs not core

Times are changing, u gotta smoke crack to be core now
Aug 17 2021 8:31PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 6922 - Karma: 60,352
That is a huge jump from Level 1 to 2. I feel cheated. Can I be like 1 3/4?
Aug 17 2021 9:53PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 67,851
I am none of these except core level 10

Maybe a little level 3

**This post was edited on Aug 17th 2021 at 9:59:56pm
Aug 17 2021 9:59PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 28,444
move up a level every time you tear your acl
Aug 17 2021 10:05PM
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partyandBS
Posts: 4344 - Karma: 66,986
What level or coreness would one be if their pre-ski pump up video is to watch the entire Chug Life series?

asking for a friend
Aug 17 2021 10:06PM
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BLandz
Posts: 1641 - Karma: 26,943
ski_salmon69Level 11: you’ve had sex with your skis

Having sex is not core. Core skiers don’t have time for sex because they are too busy making threads on NS about what level of core they are. Skierman literally hasnt fucked in 7 years. The guy is the definition of core
Aug 17 2021 10:53PM
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sullivano*b
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 8,089
turns out i am not core
Aug 17 2021 10:56PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2676 - Karma: 22,508
ski_salmon69Level 11: you’ve had sex with your skis


Level 14: You've had sex
Aug 17 2021 10:59PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7882 - Karma: 63,846
I do have a girl in my ski crew, her names Mary and she slides boxes and tubes so she’s pretty chill ig. Take that u uncore fucking posers

My mom took this of her learning to slide a tube. She’ll try pretty much anything once she makes up her mind which is super cool and she’s defiently gonna progress faster than me or my homies
Aug 17 2021 11:13PM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 28,844
ok but what if I run a horrible meme account
Aug 17 2021 11:23PM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 34,595
Level -1 because that’s lame as fuck get a life lmao
Aug 17 2021 11:31PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12501 - Karma: 116,062
Level 746 - switched to snowboarding

Aug 17 2021 11:44PM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6597 - Karma: 69,818
ever since corona hit I have become a loner - nay - a monk in the religion of skiing. I drag myself to work when I have to (and watch ski edits the whole time) and if there's no work I just sleep for the whole day until the hill opens. I have become a nocturnal creature, only waking up as it gets dark to throw my musty ass gear in the car and drive to the hill. I rarely shower or brush my teeth; I barely ever eat. Haven't got the money, I blew an edge out and have to save for new skis. I drink exclusively water from a gallon jug (beers or liquor are a luxury that may be finessed). When I get home at night I watch edits and hit fat dabs until I pass out. Sometimes I lie awake in bed unable to sleep, tormented by the thoughts that I should've been steezier or gone bigger on something that day. I haven't talked to a girl in months. If you talk to girls, you're not really core. They are only a distraction. When I wake up on the hardwood floor at 4am because my air mattress deflated halfway through the night, I sometimes think "nobody will ever be as core as me." And I am happy
Aug 18 2021 12:09AM
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DesertStix
Posts: 2540 - Karma: 14,980
Damn what I gotta do to have your mom film me?
WoFlowzI do have a girl in my ski crew, her names Mary and she slides boxes and tubes so she’s pretty chill ig. Take that u uncore fucking posers

My mom took this of her learning to slide a tube. She’ll try pretty much anything once she makes up her mind which is super cool and she’s defiently gonna progress faster than me or my homies
Aug 18 2021 1:18AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12501 - Karma: 116,062
DesertStixDamn what I gotta do to have your mom film me?


Be the father figure that woflowz never had in his life 🥸
Aug 18 2021 1:22AM
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Jems
Posts: 7483 - Karma: 96,741
i smoke cigs while i hike bridger
Aug 18 2021 1:40AM
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hdubs
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 11,666
Cigs are not core enough. It’s all about smoking stoagies
Aug 18 2021 1:45AM
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,125
Jemsi smoke cigs while i hike bridger


As long as it’s not big sky. Bitches will ski big sky and think they’re core, yeah daddies money is so core
Aug 18 2021 2:19AM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 4938 - Karma: 49,873
all you who say you have a girl in your crew are either

1 - lying to us, or

2 - lying to the girl you ski with about having an NS account, cause she wouldn't ski with you anymore if she knew that
Aug 18 2021 6:47AM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 4938 - Karma: 49,873
hdubsCigs are not core enough. It’s all about smoking stoagies


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/969610/Arnold-Schwarzenegger--Stogies
Aug 18 2021 6:54AM
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hdubs
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 11,666
pinkcamo1000https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/969610/Arnold-Schwarzenegger--Stogies

Yes this is the exact video I was thinking of. Arnold confirmed core as fuck
Aug 18 2021 7:37AM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,751
it goes deeper.

I married one of the girls in the crew. We have a kid. I watch ski movies with him.
(He's 1 now, has gone touring in a backpack @4 mo old & has a pass for the magic carpet to use this spring)

the coreness has become multigenerational
Aug 18 2021 9:19AM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 34,595
SEABURNit goes deeper.

I married one of the girls in the crew. We have a kid. I watch ski movies with him.
(He's 1 now, has gone touring in a backpack @4 mo old & has a pass for the magic carpet to use this spring)

the coreness has become multigenerational


teach the kid a kfed and I’ll name u as the most core dude I know
Aug 18 2021 9:55AM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 28,444
TRVP_ANGELLevel 746 - switched to snowboarding



Aug 18 2021 9:56AM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 34,595
keagan.karstensLevel -1 because that’s lame as fuck get a life lmao

@ColoradoDogfart I forgot the tag

**This post was edited on Aug 18th 2021 at 9:57:23am
Aug 18 2021 9:56AM
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AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 15,097
damn I miss brobomb, skiing could use more satire cause its really serious rn
Aug 18 2021 12:18PM
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switchlip2
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 24,817
All except 9 get on my level posers
Aug 18 2021 1:33PM
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switchlip2
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 24,817
And 5
Aug 18 2021 1:34PM
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dogfartstaint
Posts: 342 - Karma: 1,991
keagan.karstensLevel 12 jerked off to henrik
level 13: watched 20 nateshredz edits


The immoral level 14 - jacked off to nateshredz
Aug 18 2021 2:16PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 28,444
dogfartstaintThe immoral level 14 - jacked off to nateshredz


@fbi
Aug 18 2021 3:44PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
Level 11 : You’ve had a public feud with Greg Stump and you were a BroBomber and now most people don’t know/give a fuck what that is.
Aug 18 2021 3:59PM
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dogfartstaint
Posts: 342 - Karma: 1,991
armchair_skier@fbi


Aug 18 2021 4:16PM
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BLandz
Posts: 1641 - Karma: 26,943
switchlip2All except 9 get on my level posers

**reads level 8**

🤨🤨
Aug 18 2021 4:51PM
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vibe.crudo
Posts: 461 - Karma: 4,662
What level core is it to have a girlfriend that you don't ski with because she doesn't ski park and u don't want her to ruin ur lone wolf hot lapper steeze
Aug 18 2021 4:51PM
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JAlps
Posts: 555 - Karma: 1,937
Vincent.CrudoWhat level core is it to have a girlfriend that you don't ski with because she doesn't ski park and u don't want her to ruin ur lone wolf hot lapper steeze


That's at least a +5, core skiers don't date chicks who ski because they know it corrupts the purity of their steeze.
Aug 18 2021 6:33PM
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junior1derful
Posts: 260 - Karma: 3,095
level 69: do chads gap
Aug 18 2021 6:45PM
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,125
junior1derfullevel 69: do chads gap


Level 69.5: Get directions to chads gap from the parking lot of Alta
Aug 18 2021 6:46PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 10,020
Level 420: You live in a ski resort parking lot
Aug 18 2021 6:49PM
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AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 15,097
junior1derfullevel 69: do chads gap


chads gap is not core because the only core thing to gap is a picnic table
Aug 18 2021 6:55PM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 4938 - Karma: 49,873
AndrewGravesSVchads gap is not core because the only core thing to gap is a picnic table


if you jib the landing or build a weird QP booter its core, doing the gap straight is XTREME, very different concept/ideology
Aug 18 2021 7:09PM
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c-fries
Posts: 1046 - Karma: 5,585
Level 10 - You have a girl in your ski crew, idk if anyone on this site has actually attained this level though it might be a myth
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All hail @gravel one true ruler of us all
Aug 18 2021 7:46PM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6199 - Karma: 62,928
Core level 5000 - buy all your clothes from a thrift store and act like you are broke but in reality you are living off a 100 million dollar trust fund.
Aug 18 2021 8:04PM
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switchlip2
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 24,817
BLandz**reads level 8**

🤨🤨


I thikn In dyslexci
Aug 18 2021 9:03PM
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