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Best slang phrases you've heard tossed around

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chicken4dathotz
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I heard Khai Krepela call a 0 spin dub nose a "prison shower" lol also forget who said this one but, referring to someone who stomped the shit out of a track, he that he "put that one down like a sick puppy".

Best slang terms and phrases you've heard on the mountain?
Aug 13 2021 4:50PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I was once inspired to use the phrase tighter than a Nun's pussy skiing with @abar. one day at Snowbird. I like using psycho a lot personally, but that'll probably change next year.
Aug 13 2021 5:10PM
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caveman31
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“Lick the stamp and send it” is a good one
Aug 13 2021 5:31PM
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TrickyDick470
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Best one I have heard was an old man call the lip in front of the rail a "jump"! LOL OUT LOUD!
Aug 13 2021 5:42PM
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yaboibarrywhite
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my personal favorite is yelling "that was skitz cunt"
Aug 13 2021 5:44PM
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No.Quarter
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI was once inspired to use the phrase tighter than a Nun's pussy skiing with @abar. one day at Snowbird. I like using psycho a lot personally, but that'll probably change next year.


There is a line called Nun's Cunt at BB
Aug 13 2021 5:51PM
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WoFlowz
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Chunce as in “oh yeah bud just chunce yourself off that booster”
Aug 13 2021 5:55PM
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Quaggy
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https://youtu.be/BYjsH4SdTLU
^ I try to keep the profanity to a minimum, but the barking to a maximum *flex emoji*
Aug 13 2021 6:10PM
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junior1derful
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"fuck me cunt" - any aussie after they eat shit
Aug 13 2021 6:33PM
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junior1derful
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tim wallice
Aug 13 2021 6:36PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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junior1derfultim wallice


Ben Wallace
Aug 13 2021 6:44PM
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junior1derful
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*slashes pow for faceshot*

"i got more white than tony"
Aug 13 2021 7:28PM
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mrk127
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That line was straight dog juice bro
Aug 13 2021 8:09PM
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ericforman
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That’s too good to put on the Internet.
jay65“Lick the stamp and send it” is a good one
Aug 13 2021 8:22PM
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-arc-
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junior1derful*slashes pow for faceshot*

"i got more white than tony"


Abbott?
Aug 13 2021 10:12PM
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ToddlerBodyBag
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I overheard this exchange at the top of the squaw jump line.

Rando 1: “Give her the beans!”

Rando 2: “oh, beans will be given”
Aug 13 2021 10:27PM
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junior1derful
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heard a snowboarder say this last season🤣
-arc-Abbott?
Aug 13 2021 10:39PM
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weastcoat
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Always tellin the homies smell ya when I leave
Aug 13 2021 11:55PM
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little1337
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Hung ched
Aug 14 2021 12:29AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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-arc-Abbott?


montana methinks?
Aug 14 2021 1:08AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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“Pop yer bottles”

It’s what I say when I get really stoked at the top of a gnarly line or when I am skiing some great powder. Idk why I say it. I guess there’s a therapeutic idea of channeling my inner tanner and just releasing the anxiety/excitement one feels before a dicey line.
Aug 14 2021 1:10AM
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-arc-
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BigPurpleSkiSuitmontana methinks?

This man was at one time, the Prime Minister of Australia.

Also our current PM has shit himself in a McDonalds bathroom.

Tell me cocaine had nothing to do with either of these...
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1008601/PM-Tony-Abbott-eating-a-raw-onion-with-skin-is-not-common-but-Onions-Australia-celebrate
Aug 14 2021 1:12AM
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Mackaroni_space
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Not really a slang phrase but I enjoy saying “That’s what the fuck I’m talking about” when I see someone do something fly, I heard Parker white say it and since then I was like fuck that’s a cool catchphrase
Aug 14 2021 1:16AM
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69_CorkGod_69
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"Just grip it and rip it man"
Aug 14 2021 5:16AM
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MiIfHunter
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Dogfart
Aug 14 2021 7:13AM
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JoshWong
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For jump tricks: Set it and forget it!
Aug 14 2021 7:29AM
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keagan.karstens
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Okay I don’t even think anyone else rly uses this but I love saying “that was bolts” or “fucking bolts bro” when somebody stomps tf out of a trick. I think it’s originally a skateboard term but def one of my favs.
Aug 14 2021 9:49AM
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keagan.karstens
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I also love the classic LJ: “you don’t wanna be a boner” when referring to how people land tricks
Aug 14 2021 9:53AM
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WoFlowz
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Boner air!!
Aug 14 2021 10:01AM
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Simkiwinki
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Pop the locker and take me to Charles town
Aug 14 2021 12:28PM
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Lotsofkush42
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Going into a kush coma from casing a lip after hemping in the forest
Aug 14 2021 1:16PM
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ToddlerBodyBag
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“Damn bro, I really boned that tranny”
Aug 14 2021 1:17PM
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Chrischi69
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Havent heard it but we should start saying "that made me super hard"
Aug 14 2021 1:48PM
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Mooresy
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set it and forget it - tom wallisch
Aug 14 2021 1:59PM
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lil.Boye
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«That was wetter than a pussy»
«that was total meatballs»
«Giver’ diesel»
Aug 14 2021 2:17PM
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Chunderface
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After eating shit, "that put me on queer street." Actually a term taken originally from boxing after getting your bell rung.
Aug 14 2021 3:37PM
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garbagemon
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“puckered so hard I took a bite out of the seat”
Aug 14 2021 3:58PM
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elcheapo
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Huck my meat is easily misunderstood amongst the general population
Aug 14 2021 4:21PM
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Thegenericskier
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Been told for corks to “throw the baby”
Aug 14 2021 5:46PM
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doubleblackjack
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I find myself always saying “take is easy keep it steezy”
Aug 14 2021 6:52PM
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BillyfromPhilly
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Mint
Aug 14 2021 7:06PM
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DesertStix
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The homie loves to say “ski patrol is chuckin bombs and fuckin moms today” when we hear the avy control
Aug 14 2021 7:41PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I’ve always thought “landing bolts on” was a great way to describe stomping
keagan.karstensOkay I don’t even think anyone else rly uses this but I love saying “that was bolts” or “fucking bolts bro” when somebody stomps tf out of a trick. I think it’s originally a skateboard term but def one of my favs.

My buddy and I used to always say “it ain’t easy being Steezy”
doubleblackjackI find myself always saying “take is easy keep it steezy”
Aug 14 2021 8:19PM
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hoodratz47
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Jump had a lot of Wu Tang........
Something about "bodaggin"
Used to yell "spin da nineeeee)
Aug 14 2021 8:26PM
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JohnnyDope
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JoshWongFor jump tricks: Set it and forget it!


Any specific catch phrase you use when skiing on food trays?

asking for a friend…
Aug 15 2021 2:25AM
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armchair_skier
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“not even cool”
Aug 15 2021 11:46AM
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LucaSkiMan
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Phrases aren't the only thing op thinks about getting tossed around
Aug 15 2021 11:56AM
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junior1derful
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famous last words somebody told their buddy trying a new trick before they went home in an ambulance
Mooresyset it and forget it - tom wallisch
Aug 15 2021 12:39PM
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Skiblade420
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Sometimes I sniff my dogs farts hard when they come out
Aug 15 2021 12:42PM
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gilbertressel
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Lol reading this thread makes me want to go skiing so bad so I can test all these out. Not long to go brothas!🥂
Aug 15 2021 1:08PM
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TrickyDick470
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gilbertresselLol reading this thread makes me want to go skiing so bad so I can test all these out. Not long to go brothas!🥂


you can open your mouth and test them right now, smh my head
Aug 16 2021 7:58PM
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