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Finally pulled the trigger much to my dismay

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Treegrabber
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All the hype around on3ps finally led me to purchase a pair, and I must say they were great,
at first. The month I got em I used the hell out of them. Massive cliffs, booters, rails. By month two the left sidewall was ripped entirely off, leaving nothing but exposed core. This happend suddenly and without warning, sending me tumbling off a cliff around 50 ft into powder. Luckily i made it out ok, but I was rattled for sure. How could my ski fail in such a pivotal moment? I highly recommend that anyone out there with on3ps makes a trip to a verified ski technician and purchases a new pair of skis. Thank you.
sike while all u stupid little fucks where doubting the durability of the most well pieced together ski in existence I was rummaging through your garage and taking ur precious on3ps u doubted so much. Don’t ever question the durability of the stronghold sticks. Next time don’t be so naive On3ps are the most durable skis ever made and don’t u ever forget it u pathetic swine
Jul 28 2021 3:58AM
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,133
Word
Jul 28 2021 5:04AM
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skierman
Posts: 8400 - Karma: 7,895
It sounds like you hit a rock, you exaggerating piece of trash.


"I FELL OFF A 50FT CLIFF WHEN MY SKI RANDOMLY EXPLODED!!! HOW CAN ON3P MAKE A SKI THAT'S DESIGNED TO BLOW UP BEFORE YOU DROP 100FT CLIFFS!?!?!/!? I'M GOING TO REPORT THEM TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!"
Jul 28 2021 7:50AM
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shinbangclan
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 7,546
skiermanIt sounds like you hit a rock, you exaggerating piece of trash.


"I FELL OFF A 50FT CLIFF WHEN MY SKI RANDOMLY EXPLODED!!! HOW CAN ON3P MAKE A SKI THAT'S DESIGNED TO BLOW UP BEFORE YOU DROP 100FT CLIFFS!?!?!/!? I'M GOING TO REPORT THEM TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!"


why are you so cringe
Jul 28 2021 9:27AM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2876 - Karma: 24,676
shinbangclanwhy are you so cringe


I think he goes on pinkbike, gets pissed off about all the kooks there, and comes here to vent...its like therapy, but cheaper
Jul 28 2021 9:49AM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3086 - Karma: 15,114
skiermanIt sounds like you hit a rock, you exaggerating piece of trash.


"I FELL OFF A 50FT CLIFF WHEN MY SKI RANDOMLY EXPLODED!!! HOW CAN ON3P MAKE A SKI THAT'S DESIGNED TO BLOW UP BEFORE YOU DROP 100FT CLIFFS!?!?!/!? I'M GOING TO REPORT THEM TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!"


it sounds like you didnt read the whole post my dude
Jul 28 2021 9:58AM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1870 - Karma: 27,986
ditch
Jul 28 2021 10:28AM
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skierman
Posts: 8400 - Karma: 7,895
AndrewGravesSVit sounds like you didnt read the whole post my dude


Why would I waste my precious time reading some shitty thread?
Jul 28 2021 11:06AM
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gilbertressel
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skiermanWhy would I waste my precious time reading some shitty thread?

Let x be 'dumbass reply', y be 'half reading the thread' and z be 'not reading the thread':

y+x= lots of time

z=not much time

∴ by my calculations, that adds up to more time wasted than if you had never replied to the thread at all. As such, you have indeed wasted your precious time.

Conclusion: you are lame
Jul 28 2021 11:15AM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 6795 - Karma: 72,672
SendyMcSendyfaceI think he goes on pinkbike, gets pissed off about all the kooks there, and comes here to vent...its like therapy, but cheaper


He's such a docile pussy on pb tho, it's hilarious. Dude would probably push aside a group of supermodels at a party just to sniff mike levy's bike saddle
Jul 28 2021 11:43AM
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Way*Mo
Posts: 689 - Karma: 2,377
Nah, he is one of the kooks there.
SendyMcSendyfaceI think he goes on pinkbike, gets pissed off about all the kooks there, and comes here to vent...its like therapy, but cheaper
Jul 28 2021 2:21PM
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J_Christoph
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skiermanWhy would I waste my precious time reading some shitty thread?

Every time I read a comment from you I read it in this voice..
Jul 28 2021 2:45PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,100
I try not to be a hater but i have gotten the sense that their main claim to fame, durability, isnt as fantastic as they would want you to believe
Jul 28 2021 3:48PM
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Session
Posts: 5400 - Karma: 22,470
DolansLebensraumI try not to be a hater but i have gotten the sense that their main claim to fame, durability, isnt as fantastic as they would want you to believe


If you listen to kids who have zero sense in how to detune, maintain inevitable edge cracks, under/over rotate flips and smash their tips.
Jul 28 2021 4:32PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1870 - Karma: 27,986
ya bro on3p durability is shit I mean look at this smh
Jul 28 2021 4:41PM
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hi_vis360
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jetskis are way more durable bro fr
ski_salmon69ya bro on3p durability is shit I mean look at this smh
Jul 28 2021 4:50PM
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FruitBootPro
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shinbangclanwhy are you so cringe


this is definitely the worst I have ever seen skierman humiliated. the fact that he finally got exposed for reading like two sentences and then commenting a rage paragraph is fucking hilarious
Jul 28 2021 6:12PM
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mattytru
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this whole thread is peak late summer ns
Jul 28 2021 6:16PM
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FruitBootPro
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mattytruthis whole thread is peak late summer ns

idk if it's just me noticing more shit but i feel like this past year or two, newschoolers has been funnier than ever
Jul 28 2021 6:56PM
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skierman_jack
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True story: 100% of park skis will break when actually used
Jul 29 2021 9:19AM
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AlmostCooler
Posts: 584 - Karma: 3,631
My Jeffries have taken 5x the abuse of any other ski I own but show zero real damage. I literally thrash rocks on purpose with these things.

In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a core shot in a pair of ON3Ps. Might not be possible.
Jul 29 2021 6:37PM
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