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Somehow the world kept moving without me. No withdrawal (ya know bitchiness, anxiety, sheer panic being without Instagram). The sky didn't even fall. It's crazy. Absolute bonkers! Who woulda thought you could survive without a cell phone.
Please speculate as to why I didn't have cell or internet access. The answer will be revealed in 69 days.
