Replying to Ski recommendations post backyard setup controversial argument

Now that all the mods got turned away from the unsuspecting title let me tell u the real reason u are all gathered here today; my top secret plan. The plan is to raid newschoolers hq and put up a secret climbing wall on July 27. It is priority that no one sees this secret jungle Jim hiding under there very noses. On July 28 we will execute the plan. Three trucks full of ego +s waffles- waffles+large horn(ha they won’t decode that) will be brought too the newschoolers hq at around midnight. There we will have our strongest and most experienced climbers unload the product and climb the wall up with it. They will then drop the product and tie on to the $kis then repell down. Now since they are safely clipped in they can climb the wall without consequences. They will then scale the wall again carefree, then Unclip from the product and climb down once again, escaping to the 3 porsches we rent as getaway cars. The next morning, when the mods come out of there cryo chambers after a night of hard work on ns they will see the climbing wall and naturally start climbing up it. Obviously this will be hard work after a night of tight moderation. There vainy hands will weakly grip the holds, leaving a faint yellow sticky residue smelling of pc coolant. Eventually after hours of climbing they will reach the last hold. Out of breath and about too fall, the mods will finally reach the top of the wall ready to rest, only to see the most horrific sight they have ever laid there eyes on; the infamous šëgœłærgehörñ. They will all faint instantly. Genius plan. Be ready for July 28,
operation ego waffles - waffles +large horn