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What Your Vishnu top sheet says about you.

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Skiblade420
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Swimming pools - you’re the waviest bastard on the entire mountain, you go 2mph and swerve around hitting every feature, you basically ski park laterally as you do vertically.

Stained glass - you’re a la familia disciple turned swervester. You definitely picked this top-sheet because its “the most g”

cactus - you’re a funky little guy aren’t ya.

Shattered glass - “dude that was so sick when they smashed the tables in zootspace”

mossy logs - nature man that likes to shove mushrooms up his ass
4 years ago
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,473
Red fabric plus topsheets - you enjoy a good cup of tea
4 years ago
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sullivano*b
Posts: 1234 - Karma: 8,139
gimme one for vincents
4 years ago
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,170
What ur Vishnu size says about your:
177- not core
183-core
189-above 5’11
4 years ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 75,144
Anatomy’s-
you have anatomy class that winter and you figure you could use some extra studying on the chair
4 years ago
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,473
sullivanobrien_gimme one for vincents



vinnys - a balanced man who likes to have fun without throwing his life away. Probably has some doge coin
4 years ago
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sullivano*b
Posts: 1234 - Karma: 8,139
Skiblade420vinnys - a balanced man who likes to have fun without throwing his life away. Probably has some doge coin


i mean i'm down
4 years ago
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bmick
Posts: 220 - Karma: 2,635
I guess I like shove mushrooms up my ass
4 years ago
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 35,246
The graphic w the little V logo at the top - you smoke hella weed and hate jumps
4 years ago
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switchlip2
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keagan.karstensThe graphic w the little V logo at the top - you smoke hella weed and hate jumps


I smoke hella weed and hate jumps but I’m on fireflowers so lies
4 years ago
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Lotsofkush42
Posts: 33 - Karma: 346
Cloud top sheet or vape cloud?
4 years ago
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,473
Lotsofkush42Cloud top sheet or vape cloud?


Cloud topsheet means you like electronic house music
4 years ago
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Lotsofkush42
Posts: 33 - Karma: 346
Fruit salads yummy yummy
4 years ago
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Quaggy
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 19,178
Still looking for 189 color changing wides :(
Point me to someone that pre-ordered 'em
4 years ago
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,473
QuaggyStill looking for 189 color changing wides :(
Point me to someone that pre-ordered 'em


189 color changing wides were a deep fake by Vishnu, they never actually released
4 years ago
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Quaggy
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 19,178
Any Vishnu topsheet guarantees you're the edgiest or most laid back tho, no in between.
4 years ago
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gilbertressel
Posts: 639 - Karma: 8,508
what about bioscorpions
4 years ago
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Jems
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i don’t know why but the cactus vishnu’s have always bothered me i hate the way they look
4 years ago
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jompcock
Posts: 1574 - Karma: 11,729
Ferarri Plus - Despite the need for swerve and anything but aerodynamic clothing choice, there is only one acceptable speed: FAST AS FUCK BOI. Every trail on the mountain is open when the red and yellow jackets have no hope of catching up to you. Not even the speedsuit wearers with their freshly greased skis can catch up to your mach 5 sit tuck. Your go to straight slide on a rail is a back slide and you can probably cork.
4 years ago
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,473
gilbertresselwhat about bioscorpions

I don’t feel much of a specific vibe with the bio scorps. I feel like most people got them just cuz they were cooler than the other cave marking wides last year.
4 years ago
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_brrett
Posts: 1727 - Karma: 28,685
Don’t have Vishnu’s??

You must be a total pussy kys
4 years ago
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_brrett
Posts: 1727 - Karma: 28,685
and before you ask, yes I have Vishnu’s. I have like.. idk like 100 pairs of them so im definitely not a pussy so don’t even ask me questions about my V’s like I have nothing to prove I bet you don’t even have Vishnu’s and ur a pussy
4 years ago
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Lotsofkush42
Posts: 33 - Karma: 346
Why is this every Vishnu gem rider ever
BLandzand before you ask, yes I have Vishnu’s. I have like.. idk like 100 pairs of them so im definitely not a pussy so don’t even ask me questions about my V’s like I have nothing to prove I bet you don’t even have Vishnu’s and ur a pussy
4 years ago
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Lotsofkush42
Posts: 33 - Karma: 346
If you don’t got both cloud topsheets don’t talk to me


**This post was edited on Jul 21st 2021 at 5:41:34pm
4 years ago
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urbanskiier99
Posts: 10 - Karma: 23
Lotsofkush42If you don’t got both cloud topsheets don’t talk to me
**This post was edited on Jul 21st 2021 at 5:41:34pm

this guy for sure smokes a lot of ganja
4 years ago
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pvcsesher101
Posts: 13 - Karma: 91
urbanskiier99this guy for sure smokes a lot of ganja


You were blazed while typing this bud
4 years ago
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Lotsofkush42
Posts: 33 - Karma: 346
Vishnu’s are my rolling trays for my blunts
urbanskiier99this guy for sure smokes a lot of ganja
4 years ago
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hotlapps420
Posts: 4 - Karma: 111
sullivanobrien_gimme one for vincents


Vincents - youre not too sure if you’re really a park skier, but you hope buying these will make you better at rails. Likely your first vishnu purchase as well.
4 years ago
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cbraun21
Posts: 64 - Karma: 259
switchlip2What ur Vishnu size says about your:
177- not core
183-core
189-above 5’11


5’10 and bought 189s… does that make me cool and edgy
4 years ago
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sullivano*b
Posts: 1234 - Karma: 8,139
hotlapps420Vincents - youre not too sure if you’re really a park skier, but you hope buying these will make you better at rails. Likely your first vishnu purchase as well.


pretty sure im a park skier and yeah my first of two vishnu purchases. but i don't expect my rail game to increase too much but prolly a little bc there 10 mm skinner than my last skis and i think lighter somehow, also i most definitely expect my butters and nollies to be better
4 years ago
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Jems
Posts: 7628 - Karma: 99,396
Jemsi don’t know why but the cactus vishnu’s have always bothered me i hate the way they look

y’all act like my comment isn’t 100% true they’re the only ugly top sheet design

id still ride them though
4 years ago
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Quaggy
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 19,178
Jemsy’all act like my comment isn’t 100% true they’re the only ugly top sheet design

id still ride them though

They give me Travis Scott vibes...
But Travis Scott sent me so😎😎😎
4 years ago
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CharlzHub
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 8,561
Colour changing top sheet - you’re bipolar asf. Probably lactose intolerant but you still drink milk anyway
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7392 - Karma: 65,511
Clouds or flowers - you wear a bucket hat under your helmet, go fast glasses, and your outerwear is a late 90s/early 2000s windbreaker. You swerve a lot but nothing that could particularly be called a “trick”. The families skiing by you don’t understand what you’re doing, but that’s part of the “mystique”.

You do not ski on powder days because
A) your jacket is not waterproof
B) your center mounted 88 underfoot skis sink if it’s above 6in fresh
3) you do not want to admit either of these things
4 years ago
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3311 - Karma: 31,607
River Topsheets: Big day drinker, & well rounded skier. Doesn’t spend all day in the park. Will pass the blunt to anyone on the lift despite Covid-19. Spends half the day tailgating in the lot. Stays after close to continue tailgating/hiking the rails.
4 years ago
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Canis_lupus
Posts: 610 - Karma: 6,231
If you’re rockin the cloud top sheet you’re def constantly listening to 24/7 lofi beats to relax/study to while riding.
4 years ago
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BigmoneyMatt
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 1,215
Would I get laughed at if I mounted 189 vishnu wides with telemark bindings?
4 years ago
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 24,038
DeadBWould I get laughed at if I mounted 189 vishnu wides with telemark bindings?

I'd respect it
4 years ago
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CharlzHub
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 8,561
DeadBWould I get laughed at if I mounted 189 vishnu wides with telemark bindings?


That’s that new new wave stuff
4 years ago
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DudeWithVishnus
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What about Lily pads, Train cars, and honeycombs?
a year ago
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