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THE FAGANS ARE EVERYWHERE

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asparagus
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I don’t use snap but I opened it for the first time in like a month because I was bored and this is the second thing I see

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006907/trim-3B28CAAC-7714-4170-8266-D962D96C052C-MOV

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Jul 16 2021 12:55PM
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keagan.karstens
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Wow he’s pretty cute
Jul 16 2021 1:12PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Why’s he got a boner in the one shot?
Jul 16 2021 1:21PM
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asparagus
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CatdickBojanglesWhy’s he got a boner in the one shot?


Because his normal pp too small to show on camera
Jul 16 2021 1:42PM
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original
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I wish I could unwatch this
Jul 16 2021 2:05PM
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Session
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I wish I could unwatch that deadlift form. Probably sauced too.
Jul 16 2021 2:09PM
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gilbertressel
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They forgot to mention the bit where he fell in love with saying the n word.

This does go to show how irrelevant he is now tho, doing these snapchat things is always a surefire sign that you're desperate for attention.
Jul 16 2021 2:20PM
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deathvalley69
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The Fagans are exactly what you would get if the Snapchat discover tab was a person
Jul 16 2021 2:30PM
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WoFlowz
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why his legs still look like Chicken Little's
Jul 16 2021 2:38PM
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GrandThings
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Well I mean we ran them out of the ski community so they're gunna have to chase that bread somewhere else. I doubt that using their brains for a career is a possibility at this point. (I also wonder how much he paid for that feature)
Jul 16 2021 2:52PM
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e.littt
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the key to a good deadlift is making sure the bar hits your erection every rep
Jul 16 2021 3:01PM
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bait
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Let the roids fuel the quint cork.
Jul 16 2021 3:54PM
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Young_patty
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“Pro skier” but he ain’t got any sponsors or a team???
Jul 16 2021 4:11PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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T R E N
Jul 16 2021 4:54PM
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_brrett
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Dude ur like 14 I know you’re on snap all day

**This post was edited on Jul 16th 2021 at 5:34:34pm


fuck nvm my bad I saw the pfp and thought u were woflowz

**This post was edited on Jul 16th 2021 at 5:35:56pm
Jul 16 2021 5:34PM
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jps2.0
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they got called out for being on the juice a while back
Jul 16 2021 5:50PM
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Mackaroni_space
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I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are
Jul 16 2021 6:10PM
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WoFlowz
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Max.bro


I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are


doesn't mean the rest of us do you asshole
Jul 16 2021 6:12PM
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Mackaroni_space
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WoFlowzdoesn't mean the rest of us do you asshole


Oh no it does
Jul 16 2021 6:16PM
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Granby_killdozer
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Those boys are juicin. Cant build muscle like that naturally without bulking first. Whatevs though. It's not really anyone's business
Jul 16 2021 6:25PM
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Jems
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its so sad how they fucked up all credibility they have lmao, they gotta chill and shut their mouths for once.

I remember seeing their videos when they were younger and actually idolizing them a little bit

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/831037/Kiernan-Fagan-2015---16-season-edit-13---14-years-oldthis vid was actually good at the time ngl
Jul 16 2021 6:29PM
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deadhead420
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Burh that quad flex clip at the end made me cringe hella hard
Jul 16 2021 7:00PM
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Emma_Watson
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Max.bro


I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are


ns photo of the day pls
@eheath
Jul 16 2021 7:28PM
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asparagus
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Jemsits so sad how they fucked up all credibility they have lmao, they gotta chill and shut their mouths for once.

I remember seeing their videos when they were younger and actually idolizing them a little bit

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/831037/Kiernan-Fagan-2015---16-season-edit-13---14-years-oldthis vid was actually good at the time ngl


Wow that’s actually impressive and it looks like their skiing then had more flavour than it does now lol
Jul 16 2021 10:18PM
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Jems
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asparagusWow that’s actually impressive and it looks like their skiing then had more flavour than it does now lol

both of them are extremely talented it’s the worst part
Jul 16 2021 10:26PM
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X_ANKILLA
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Look at all you Lame Ass Haters. Kiernan & Devan out work EVERYONE OF YALL. AND YALL BUTTHURT AFFFFFF hahahaha
Jul 17 2021 12:04AM
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Jems
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X_ANKILLALook at all you Lame Ass Haters. Kiernan & Devan out work EVERYONE OF YALL. AND YALL BUTTHURT AFFFFFF hahahaha

bro u literally squirt water up your butt for no reason
Jul 17 2021 12:10AM
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X_ANKILLA
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Jemsbro u literally squirt water up your butt for no reason


What can I say, makes it easier to shit on all yall
Jul 17 2021 12:18AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Jemsbro u literally squirt water up your butt for no reason


Ankilla just mad just the fagans mom is his boss
Jul 17 2021 1:08AM
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asparagus
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X_ANKILLALook at all you Lame Ass Haters. Kiernan & Devan out work EVERYONE OF YALL. AND YALL BUTTHURT AFFFFFF hahahaha


True, but they’re also dickweeds
Jul 17 2021 1:44AM
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skierman_jack
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See just like a shitty politician, I thought now that these guys were ousted that we wouldn’t have to care about them anymore. Yet here we are…still caring
Jul 17 2021 7:38AM
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asparagus
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skierman_jackSee just like a shitty politician, I thought now that these guys were ousted that we wouldn’t have to care about them anymore. Yet here we are…still caring


I wouldn’t care if they didn’t assault my poor eyes on snapchat
Jul 17 2021 10:37AM
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DesertStix
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If xanzilla doesn’t defend her sons on NS, he has to collect all the carts from the parking lot and stock the shelves over night.
ColoradoDogfartAnkilla just mad just the fagans mom is his boss
Jul 17 2021 11:00AM
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Lonely
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Why is this vid set up like it is someone's cancer recovery video when it is just clips of him doing what any person who played sports in high school did?
Jul 17 2021 12:57PM
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asparagus
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LonelyWhy is this vid set up like it is someone's cancer recovery video when it is just clips of him doing what any person who played sports in high school did?


No ordinary person could pull off that boner flex 💪 😤
Jul 17 2021 2:19PM
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X_ANKILLA
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asparagusTrue, but they’re also dickweeds


You ever met them? Like real talk. Have you ever hung out with them? I'm not saying "been at copper at the same time" or "stood within 15 feet of them once". I'm saying like actually gotten to know them. Like 1 on 1 conversation.
Jul 17 2021 4:26PM
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asparagus
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X_ANKILLAYou ever met them? Like real talk. Have you ever hung out with them? I'm not saying "been at copper at the same time" or "stood within 15 feet of them once". I'm saying like actually gotten to know them. Like 1 on 1 conversation.

No, I haven’t. But if they’re anything like the way they act on camera and social media I don’t really want to. I’d believe you if you told me that they’re actually super chill when you get to know them but that doesn’t cancel out all of the dumb and cringy things they’ve also done.
Jul 17 2021 5:14PM
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X_ANKILLA
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asparagusNo, I haven’t. But if they’re anything like the way they act on camera and social media I don’t really want to. I’d believe you if you told me that they’re actually super chill when you get to know them but that doesn’t cancel out all of the dumb and cringy things they’ve also done.


Oh so you're just a Judgy Ass Hater who actually has no fuckin idea. NIIIIICE.
Jul 17 2021 7:46PM
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deadhead420
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X_ANKILLAOh so you're just a Judgy Ass Hater who actually has no fuckin idea. NIIIIICE.

Says one of the most “judgy haters” on NS
Jul 17 2021 9:23PM
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GrapeHunter
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alright kiernan, we've seen your muscles, now show us your cock
Jul 17 2021 11:47PM
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Mackaroni_space
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grantlewis_dntmalright kiernan, we've seen your muscles, now show us your cock


He lowkey already did. I’d give it a 2/10
Jul 18 2021 1:27AM
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X_ANKILLA
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mrk127Says one of the most “judgy haters” on NS


You're right mah G. I'm sorry for judgin all of yall because none of yall are actual Riders who can actually post Footy or Edits. I'm sorry for callin yall a bunch of Bum Ass Lames for just cappin on the internet instead of Lappin parks and stackin clips. I'm sorry I called asparagus boi out for hating on the Fagans without ever actually personally interacting with them. I'm sorry I'm the Dopest fuckin Skier that Patronizes this site and actually has standards and the credibility & Networking to back it up.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006971/XRASE-480-mov
Jul 18 2021 2:27AM
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X_ANKILLA
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LonelyWhy is this vid set up like it is someone's cancer recovery video when it is just clips of him doing what any person who played sports in high school did?


I love how you try to diminish years of hard work and personal success of a 19yr old ON THE INTERNET. Mind posting a shirtless selfie for all of us just so we can see your personal level of credibility here that allows you to "righteously" speak down upon 2 teenagers working hard. Thanks.
Jul 18 2021 2:32AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Max.bro


I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are


Jul 18 2021 3:51AM
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Lonely
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X_ANKILLAI love how you try to diminish years of hard work and personal success of a 19yr old ON THE INTERNET. Mind posting a shirtless selfie for all of us just so we can see your personal level of credibility here that allows you to "righteously" speak down upon 2 teenagers working hard. Thanks.



Jul 18 2021 11:58AM
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asparagus
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X_ANKILLAOh so you're just a Judgy Ass Hater who actually has no fuckin idea. NIIIIICE.

I have no way of knowing them so of course I’m gonna judge based off their online presence. And all I have to go off is the fact that their Instagrams are basically thirst traps with barely any ski content, they post cringy tik toks
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006987/The-dirty-bulk-was-worth-it-but-I---m-not-doing-that-again-lol
they’re pretty good at skiing even though their style is basic (I still like how clean it is)
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006988/ALWAYS-ON----Kiernan-and-Deven-Fagan
they have said racial slurs multiple times on camera, posted a bad apology then deleted said apology, punched someone on camera for not being let into a party (thanks @cringyskiers2) and are now promoting themselves through snapchat. I don’t know why you’re so surprised that people have negative opinions if them, there’s almost nothing good about them online.
X_ANKILLAYou're right mah G. I'm sorry for judgin all of yall because none of yall are actual Riders who can actually post Footy or Edits. I'm sorry for callin yall a bunch of Bum Ass Lames for just cappin on the internet instead of Lappin parks and stackin clips.

Well if you look on my profile you’ll find a 4 minute edit with over 50 clips. And the internet is only fun because you can make fun of other people on the internet. Just my two cents 🤷‍♂️
Jul 18 2021 4:07PM
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asparagus
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Forget this thread, I have been enlightened by You little slum rats are living in another dimension. Let us stop hating and live as happy little slum rats 🥰
Jul 18 2021 4:20PM
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DesertStix
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LMAO “the dopest skier that patronizes this site” you wild af
X_ANKILLAYou're right mah G. I'm sorry for judgin all of yall because none of yall are actual Riders who can actually post Footy or Edits. I'm sorry for callin yall a bunch of Bum Ass Lames for just cappin on the internet instead of Lappin parks and stackin clips. I'm sorry I called asparagus boi out for hating on the Fagans without ever actually personally interacting with them. I'm sorry I'm the Dopest fuckin Skier that Patronizes this site and actually has standards and the credibility & Networking to back it up.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006971/XRASE-480-mov
Jul 18 2021 4:40PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Max.bro


I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are


..........

*moves phone to left hand*
Jul 18 2021 5:38PM
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