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THE FAGANS ARE EVERYWHERE

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asparagus
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I don’t use snap but I opened it for the first time in like a month because I was bored and this is the second thing I see

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006907/trim-3B28CAAC-7714-4170-8266-D962D96C052C-MOV

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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keagan.karstens
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Wow he’s pretty cute
4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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Why’s he got a boner in the one shot?
4 years ago
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asparagus
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CatdickBojanglesWhy’s he got a boner in the one shot?


Because his normal pp too small to show on camera
4 years ago
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original
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I wish I could unwatch this
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Session
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I wish I could unwatch that deadlift form. Probably sauced too.
4 years ago
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gilbertressel
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They forgot to mention the bit where he fell in love with saying the n word.

This does go to show how irrelevant he is now tho, doing these snapchat things is always a surefire sign that you're desperate for attention.
4 years ago
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deathvalley69
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The Fagans are exactly what you would get if the Snapchat discover tab was a person
4 years ago
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WoFlowz
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why his legs still look like Chicken Little's
4 years ago
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GrandThings
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Well I mean we ran them out of the ski community so they're gunna have to chase that bread somewhere else. I doubt that using their brains for a career is a possibility at this point. (I also wonder how much he paid for that feature)
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e.littt
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the key to a good deadlift is making sure the bar hits your erection every rep
4 years ago
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bait
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Let the roids fuel the quint cork.
4 years ago
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Young_patty
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“Pro skier” but he ain’t got any sponsors or a team???
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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T R E N
4 years ago
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_brrett
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Dude ur like 14 I know you’re on snap all day

**This post was edited on Jul 16th 2021 at 5:34:34pm


fuck nvm my bad I saw the pfp and thought u were woflowz

**This post was edited on Jul 16th 2021 at 5:35:56pm
4 years ago
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jps2.0
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they got called out for being on the juice a while back
4 years ago
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Mackaroni_space
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I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are
4 years ago
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WoFlowz
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Max.bro


I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are


doesn't mean the rest of us do you asshole
4 years ago
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Mackaroni_space
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WoFlowzdoesn't mean the rest of us do you asshole


Oh no it does
4 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
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Those boys are juicin. Cant build muscle like that naturally without bulking first. Whatevs though. It's not really anyone's business
4 years ago
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Jems
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its so sad how they fucked up all credibility they have lmao, they gotta chill and shut their mouths for once.

I remember seeing their videos when they were younger and actually idolizing them a little bit

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/831037/Kiernan-Fagan-2015---16-season-edit-13---14-years-oldthis vid was actually good at the time ngl
4 years ago
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deadhead420
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Burh that quad flex clip at the end made me cringe hella hard
4 years ago
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Emma_Watson
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Max.bro


I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are


ns photo of the day pls
@eheath
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asparagus
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Jemsits so sad how they fucked up all credibility they have lmao, they gotta chill and shut their mouths for once.

I remember seeing their videos when they were younger and actually idolizing them a little bit

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/831037/Kiernan-Fagan-2015---16-season-edit-13---14-years-oldthis vid was actually good at the time ngl


Wow that’s actually impressive and it looks like their skiing then had more flavour than it does now lol
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Jems
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asparagusWow that’s actually impressive and it looks like their skiing then had more flavour than it does now lol

both of them are extremely talented it’s the worst part
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X_ANKILLA
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Look at all you Lame Ass Haters. Kiernan & Devan out work EVERYONE OF YALL. AND YALL BUTTHURT AFFFFFF hahahaha
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Jems
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X_ANKILLALook at all you Lame Ass Haters. Kiernan & Devan out work EVERYONE OF YALL. AND YALL BUTTHURT AFFFFFF hahahaha

bro u literally squirt water up your butt for no reason
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X_ANKILLA
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Jemsbro u literally squirt water up your butt for no reason


What can I say, makes it easier to shit on all yall
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ColoradoDogfart
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Jemsbro u literally squirt water up your butt for no reason


Ankilla just mad just the fagans mom is his boss
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asparagus
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X_ANKILLALook at all you Lame Ass Haters. Kiernan & Devan out work EVERYONE OF YALL. AND YALL BUTTHURT AFFFFFF hahahaha


True, but they’re also dickweeds
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skierman_jack
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See just like a shitty politician, I thought now that these guys were ousted that we wouldn’t have to care about them anymore. Yet here we are…still caring
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asparagus
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skierman_jackSee just like a shitty politician, I thought now that these guys were ousted that we wouldn’t have to care about them anymore. Yet here we are…still caring


I wouldn’t care if they didn’t assault my poor eyes on snapchat
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DesertStix
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If xanzilla doesn’t defend her sons on NS, he has to collect all the carts from the parking lot and stock the shelves over night.
ColoradoDogfartAnkilla just mad just the fagans mom is his boss
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Lonely
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Why is this vid set up like it is someone's cancer recovery video when it is just clips of him doing what any person who played sports in high school did?
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asparagus
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LonelyWhy is this vid set up like it is someone's cancer recovery video when it is just clips of him doing what any person who played sports in high school did?


No ordinary person could pull off that boner flex 💪 😤
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X_ANKILLA
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asparagusTrue, but they’re also dickweeds


You ever met them? Like real talk. Have you ever hung out with them? I'm not saying "been at copper at the same time" or "stood within 15 feet of them once". I'm saying like actually gotten to know them. Like 1 on 1 conversation.
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asparagus
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X_ANKILLAYou ever met them? Like real talk. Have you ever hung out with them? I'm not saying "been at copper at the same time" or "stood within 15 feet of them once". I'm saying like actually gotten to know them. Like 1 on 1 conversation.

No, I haven’t. But if they’re anything like the way they act on camera and social media I don’t really want to. I’d believe you if you told me that they’re actually super chill when you get to know them but that doesn’t cancel out all of the dumb and cringy things they’ve also done.
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X_ANKILLA
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asparagusNo, I haven’t. But if they’re anything like the way they act on camera and social media I don’t really want to. I’d believe you if you told me that they’re actually super chill when you get to know them but that doesn’t cancel out all of the dumb and cringy things they’ve also done.


Oh so you're just a Judgy Ass Hater who actually has no fuckin idea. NIIIIICE.
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deadhead420
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X_ANKILLAOh so you're just a Judgy Ass Hater who actually has no fuckin idea. NIIIIICE.

Says one of the most “judgy haters” on NS
4 years ago
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GrapeHunter
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alright kiernan, we've seen your muscles, now show us your cock
4 years ago
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Mackaroni_space
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grantlewis_dntmalright kiernan, we've seen your muscles, now show us your cock


He lowkey already did. I’d give it a 2/10
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X_ANKILLA
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mrk127Says one of the most “judgy haters” on NS


You're right mah G. I'm sorry for judgin all of yall because none of yall are actual Riders who can actually post Footy or Edits. I'm sorry for callin yall a bunch of Bum Ass Lames for just cappin on the internet instead of Lappin parks and stackin clips. I'm sorry I called asparagus boi out for hating on the Fagans without ever actually personally interacting with them. I'm sorry I'm the Dopest fuckin Skier that Patronizes this site and actually has standards and the credibility & Networking to back it up.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006971/XRASE-480-mov
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X_ANKILLA
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LonelyWhy is this vid set up like it is someone's cancer recovery video when it is just clips of him doing what any person who played sports in high school did?


I love how you try to diminish years of hard work and personal success of a 19yr old ON THE INTERNET. Mind posting a shirtless selfie for all of us just so we can see your personal level of credibility here that allows you to "righteously" speak down upon 2 teenagers working hard. Thanks.
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Max.bro


I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are


4 years ago
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Lonely
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X_ANKILLAI love how you try to diminish years of hard work and personal success of a 19yr old ON THE INTERNET. Mind posting a shirtless selfie for all of us just so we can see your personal level of credibility here that allows you to "righteously" speak down upon 2 teenagers working hard. Thanks.



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asparagus
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X_ANKILLAOh so you're just a Judgy Ass Hater who actually has no fuckin idea. NIIIIICE.

I have no way of knowing them so of course I’m gonna judge based off their online presence. And all I have to go off is the fact that their Instagrams are basically thirst traps with barely any ski content, they post cringy tik toks
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006987/The-dirty-bulk-was-worth-it-but-I---m-not-doing-that-again-lol
they’re pretty good at skiing even though their style is basic (I still like how clean it is)
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006988/ALWAYS-ON----Kiernan-and-Deven-Fagan
they have said racial slurs multiple times on camera, posted a bad apology then deleted said apology, punched someone on camera for not being let into a party (thanks @cringyskiers2) and are now promoting themselves through snapchat. I don’t know why you’re so surprised that people have negative opinions if them, there’s almost nothing good about them online.
X_ANKILLAYou're right mah G. I'm sorry for judgin all of yall because none of yall are actual Riders who can actually post Footy or Edits. I'm sorry for callin yall a bunch of Bum Ass Lames for just cappin on the internet instead of Lappin parks and stackin clips.

Well if you look on my profile you’ll find a 4 minute edit with over 50 clips. And the internet is only fun because you can make fun of other people on the internet. Just my two cents 🤷‍♂️
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asparagus
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Forget this thread, I have been enlightened by You little slum rats are living in another dimension. Let us stop hating and live as happy little slum rats 🥰
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DesertStix
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LMAO “the dopest skier that patronizes this site” you wild af
X_ANKILLAYou're right mah G. I'm sorry for judgin all of yall because none of yall are actual Riders who can actually post Footy or Edits. I'm sorry for callin yall a bunch of Bum Ass Lames for just cappin on the internet instead of Lappin parks and stackin clips. I'm sorry I called asparagus boi out for hating on the Fagans without ever actually personally interacting with them. I'm sorry I'm the Dopest fuckin Skier that Patronizes this site and actually has standards and the credibility & Networking to back it up.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006971/XRASE-480-mov
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Max.bro


I could have gone my whole life without seeing this image. But. Here we are


..........

*moves phone to left hand*
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