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TheMoostafianDon't steal stuff you fucking degenerates
Edit: if you're gonna, do it on big union jobsites
**This post was edited on Jul 14th 2021 at 11:48:53am
Personally, I like stealing from big corporations the most.
the statute of limitations is well over, so I can now honestly say that I have stolen more shit from Walmart than I should admit. Back in high school and my first couple years of college, I stole just about anything I could get my sticky fingers on.
Id walk in every couple of days on my way from school.. grab a couple small things while walking around... and then buy a stick of gum, a snickers bar, or whatever cheap DVD was on sale for 2 or 3$ so that I wasn't suspicious walking in and walking back out with nothing on hand. small Lego sets were the easiest. Id just go in the bathroom, open the box, fold it up and hock it into the trash. dump the bag into my backpack and go back out to the floor. What are they gonna do, tell a 15 year old that he's too old for legos when Legoland had just opened up and was all the rage?
By the end of high school I had a fucking tote just full of legos - most of which were stolen - and my mother had no idea how I got so many lol. I had to have like 20 something obi wan kenobis haha
DingoSeanPersonally, I like stealing from big corporations the most.
the statute of limitations is well over, so I can now honestly say that I have stolen more shit from Walmart than I should admit. Back in high school and my first couple years of college, I stole just about anything I could get my sticky fingers on.
Id walk in every couple of days on my way from school.. grab a couple small things while walking around... and then buy a stick of gum, a snickers bar, or whatever cheap DVD was on sale for 2 or 3$ so that I wasn't suspicious walking in and walking back out with nothing on hand. small Lego sets were the easiest. Id just go in the bathroom, open the box, fold it up and hock it into the trash. dump the bag into my backpack and go back out to the floor. What are they gonna do, tell a 15 year old that he's too old for legos when Legoland had just opened up and was all the rage?
By the end of high school I had a fucking tote just full of legos - most of which were stolen - and my mother had no idea how I got so many lol. I had to have like 20 something obi wan kenobis haha
my friend had me cracking up for 20 minutes about how he scanned a 35 dollar tomahawk steak from Walmart as a 50 cent potato. I love edibles.
Plan:
1. Run the truck off the road
2. Murder the driver (but tell him to keep on trucking)
3. Steal the booty
4. Do heaps of plumbing idk I’m not a skier
DingoSeanPersonally, I like stealing from big corporations the most.
the statute of limitations is well over, so I can now honestly say that I have stolen more shit from Walmart than I should admit. Back in high school and my first couple years of college, I stole just about anything I could get my sticky fingers on.
Id walk in every couple of days on my way from school.. grab a couple small things while walking around... and then buy a stick of gum, a snickers bar, or whatever cheap DVD was on sale for 2 or 3$ so that I wasn't suspicious walking in and walking back out with nothing on hand. small Lego sets were the easiest. Id just go in the bathroom, open the box, fold it up and hock it into the trash. dump the bag into my backpack and go back out to the floor. What are they gonna do, tell a 15 year old that he's too old for legos when Legoland had just opened up and was all the rage?
By the end of high school I had a fucking tote just full of legos - most of which were stolen - and my mother had no idea how I got so many lol. I had to have like 20 something obi wan kenobis haha
BigPurpleSkiSuitmy friend had me cracking up for 20 minutes about how he scanned a 35 dollar tomahawk steak from Walmart as a 50 cent potato. I love edibles.
Plan:
1. Run the truck off the road
2. Murder the driver (but tell him to keep on trucking)
3. Steal the booty
4. Do heaps of plumbing idk I’m not a skier
My crib will have the best drainage in the Western Hemisphere after this mission
Plan:
1. Run the truck off the road
2. Murder the driver (but tell him to keep on trucking)
3. Steal the booty
4. Do heaps of plumbing idk I’m not a skier
It'll be hard to pull off with your friends, you're going to need family...
WestieBoganAwesome. You must be so proud of yourself.
Honestly I don't really care. it was fuckin 15, 16 years ago and I have changed quite a bit since High School. You're talking to a totally different person right now.
We all did stupid shit as teenagers we would never do again today. Don't act self righteous like you have never done anything wrong in your life lol.
DingoSeanPersonally, I like stealing from big corporations the most.
the statute of limitations is well over, so I can now honestly say that I have stolen more shit from Walmart than I should admit. Back in high school and my first couple years of college, I stole just about anything I could get my sticky fingers on.
Id walk in every couple of days on my way from school.. grab a couple small things while walking around... and then buy a stick of gum, a snickers bar, or whatever cheap DVD was on sale for 2 or 3$ so that I wasn't suspicious walking in and walking back out with nothing on hand. small Lego sets were the easiest. Id just go in the bathroom, open the box, fold it up and hock it into the trash. dump the bag into my backpack and go back out to the floor. What are they gonna do, tell a 15 year old that he's too old for legos when Legoland had just opened up and was all the rage?
By the end of high school I had a fucking tote just full of legos - most of which were stolen - and my mother had no idea how I got so many lol. I had to have like 20 something obi wan kenobis haha
You're a shit dude if you're proud of that and honestly it explains a ton
DingoSeanHonestly I don't really care. it was fuckin 15, 16 years ago and I have changed quite a bit since High School. You're talking to a totally different person right now.
We all did stupid shit as teenagers we would never do again today. Don't act self righteous like you have never done anything wrong in your life lol.
Fair enough Dingo, point taken - but I really really fucking hate stealing, and talking it up like its some kind of rite of passage just made me mad.
WestieBoganFair enough Dingo, point taken - but I really really fucking hate stealing, and talking it up like its some kind of rite of passage just made me mad.
Its not a rite of passage, but admittedly, there are a lot more people than you think who went through a klepto phase, including myself. I am just lucky that I never was caught.
I have had things stolen from me a bunch though... cars broken into and bikes stolen out of my garage... so what comes around is all around...
Free tube alert located in Sunderland MA right after the Bridge headed toward Mt. Sugarloaf, pickup only, will not deliver. Need gone by end of next week
There's some 20 footers down tge street leftover from a recent project looks like they forgot about them but are iron and probably weigh several hundred pounds
