Jemsman i just think directional skis are ugly as hell that’s one of my stupid strong opinions
You shut your whore mouth. Right now mister. My wrenegades are a gift from the gods themselves. Rumor has it ON3P sent Paul Bunyan into the garden of eden and chopped down that fucking tree. The wood from the tree is used in the construction of all ON3P's and the source of its indestructible power, speed, and sex appeal.
Fuckers are tempting just like the tree they came from. The directional design of some is a result of the natural taper of the tree itself and because if the tree was used to make too many twin tips, the world could possibly come to an end. The directional design functions like giant rockets that propel the skier into the future and unfortunately may steal yo girl as well.