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Ok.. How do you measure your height ?

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KentuckyHills
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Just curious, when you guys refer to your height are you measuring from: barefoot, with shoes, or with ski boots on?


Yes, this is a serious question.
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doubleblackjack
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KentuckyHillsJust curious, when you guys refer to your height are you measuring from: barefoot, with shoes, or with ski boots on?


Yes, this is a serious question.


boots and skis on for an accurate measurement
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PacificRimJob
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From the base of the balls to the tip
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KentuckyHills
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DingoSeanFrom the base of the balls to the tip


Knew that was coming.
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KentuckyHills
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doubleblackjackboots and skis on for an accurate measurement


For real?
Ok I been going off barefoot. Damn That’s like an extra 3 inches at least
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doubleblackjack
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KentuckyHillsFor real?
Ok I been going off barefoot. Damn That’s like an extra 3 inches at least


Exactly
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_brrett
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DingoSeanFrom the base of the balls to the tip


Actually the real equation is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by the yaw of the penis shaft squared
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Skiblade420
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Barefoot

Im 6’2 and enjoy saying I’m only
6’ around other guys that are actually 6’ so it sounds like they’re exaggerating.

pure chaos when there’s girls in the room
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Barefoot..

you buy skis yet?? Lol
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KentuckyHills
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Yea I did. I’m 5-8” barefoot. Got 178 chronics. Beginner at park, so thought I might have bought too long.
BradFiAusNzCoCaBarefoot..

you buy skis yet?? Lol
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Skiblade420
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For starting out they will definitely be a little long, but you’ll get used to them so don’t worry.
KentuckyHillsYea I did. I’m 5-8” barefoot. Got 178 chronics. Beginner at park, so thought I might have bought too long.
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ndye
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Base of shaft to the tip. Of course.
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isaacwrong
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just had my bro measure me up, 189 on the dot
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Biffbarf
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Skiblade420Barefoot

Im 6’2 and enjoy saying I’m only
6’ around other guys that are actually 6’ so it sounds like they’re exaggerating.

pure chaos when there’s girls in the room


Lmao I always say '6ft ish ' just to watch the 5'10" dudes squirm
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Young_patty
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I’m 5’11 but 6’1 in heels
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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You’ll be fine on 178. It’ll give you more support when landing with weight off balance
KentuckyHillsYea I did. I’m 5-8” barefoot. Got 178 chronics. Beginner at park, so thought I might have bought too long.
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HypeBeast
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KentuckyHillsFor real?
Ok I been going off barefoot. Damn That’s like an extra 3 inches at least

He's kidding lol. Of course you do it barefoot. Only short men with complexes add sole thickness to their height value. I had one friend who used to put lifts in his shoes I kid you not.

Is this op you trolling or are you seriously asking if shoes count to your height. Just pause for a moment and use common sense. The answer will find you.
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ColoradoDogfart
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Skiblade420Barefoot

Im 6’2 and enjoy saying I’m only
6’ around other guys that are actually 6’ so it sounds like they’re exaggerating.

pure chaos when there’s girls in the room


Bro you are a fucking MENACE
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deadhead420
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Why do you even need to measure your height? Just buy the longest size a ski comes in and call it a day
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GayWolf420
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I'm under 6ft so I just take my ski poles and stack them on top of each other for an accurate measurement. We never learned the metric system in US schools anyway so why bother with it now, you know?
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MaimHelp
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Usually I start at my knee and measure to my shoulder then I do shoulder to head and then knew to floor, I add them up and I find out I’m 5’11 and change and get depressed that I’m not boyfriend material height
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weastcoat
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I measure my height in 189 Vishnu wets. For example I am prolly 90% of a 189 Wet. I know nothing else.
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KentuckyHills
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Yesssss
weastcoastI measure my height in 189 Vishnu wets. For example I am prolly 90% of a 189 Wet. I know nothing else.
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Chrischi69
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It has to be naked so your clothes dont compress your spine
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twin224
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im 171 cm barefoot and bought 172 chronics will it look too short for me
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KentuckyHills
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Nah they’ll look sick AF
twin224im 171 cm barefoot and bought 172 chronics will it look too short for me
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