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TheMoostafian
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Who else is gonna light thousands of dollars on fire tomorrow like a true American?








Jul 3 2021 6:07PM
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elcheapo
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el flexo
Jul 3 2021 6:19PM
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MiIfHunter
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TheMoostafianWho else is gonna light thousands of dollars on fire tomorrow like a true American?










Upload pics of beer plz
Jul 3 2021 6:36PM
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TheMoostafian
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MiIfHunterUpload pics of beer plz



Jul 3 2021 6:46PM
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ASSholebomber22
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My gf saw me open this thread, now she's pregnant thanks bro
Jul 3 2021 6:49PM
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bait
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Hope you're not in Utah
Jul 3 2021 7:27PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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OP's garage
Jul 3 2021 7:46PM
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theabortionator
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Also forest fire season so be careful, especially if you live in areas where they are a big issue.

Otherwise freedom, send it!
Jul 3 2021 8:18PM
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elcheapo
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Let me guess, you got them at boom city, what a haul, happy 4th
Jul 3 2021 8:54PM
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TheMoostafian
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ElcheapoLet me guess, you got them at boom city, what a haul, happy 4th


We buy wholesale baby. Boom city sucks. Swinomish res is better if you're gonna buy retail, though.

And to the concerned folks, don't worry, we are floating these on a lake and remote detonating. Very safe show.
Jul 3 2021 9:04PM
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eheath
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Jul 3 2021 9:14PM
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WoFlowz
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Op I would be careful keeping those in your garage
Jul 3 2021 9:40PM
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Dan3L
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TheMoostafianWho else is gonna light thousands of dollars on fire tomorrow like a true American?










I have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House
Jul 3 2021 10:18PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House


How to get your moms house swatted 101
Jul 3 2021 10:26PM
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TheMoostafian
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House


FBI OPEN UP!
Jul 3 2021 10:40PM
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elcheapo
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House


How long have they been there is the more important question
Jul 3 2021 11:52PM
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TheMoostafian
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WoFlowzOp I would be careful keeping those in your garage


Don't worry, half of them are in my living room
Jul 4 2021 12:01AM
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MiIfHunter
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TheMoostafianWho else is gonna light thousands of dollars on fire tomorrow like a true American?










are you doing this for like a community event? or just for ur friends and family?
Jul 4 2021 2:06AM
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Dan3L
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ElcheapoHow long have they been there is the more important question


Years. I’m waiting until the opportune moment
Jul 4 2021 2:22AM
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Treegrabber
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Dan3LYears. I’m waiting until the opportune moment

Wow sounds great buddy!
whats ur address so I can send a congratulations letter
Jul 4 2021 2:39AM
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Dan3L
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TreegrabberWow sounds great buddy!
whats ur address so I can send a congratulations letter


1600 North your mom makes my dick wet with her spit
Jul 4 2021 4:26AM
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TheMoostafian
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MiIfHunterare you doing this for like a community event? or just for ur friends and family?


Kind of both. We have a small party at my friends' lake house but the fireworks show is for everyone nearby.
Jul 4 2021 3:13PM
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HypeBeast
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House

Let us know how long it takes to get a visit from the secret service
Jul 4 2021 3:25PM
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S.C
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Cigs inside! #USA
Jul 4 2021 4:17PM
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JAHpow
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jul 4 2021 4:43PM
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MiIfHunter
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TheMoostafianKind of both. We have a small party at my friends' lake house but the fireworks show is for everyone nearby.


Sounds groovy
Jul 4 2021 5:26PM
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JAHpow
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1006332/-merica--Fuck-Yeah
Jul 4 2021 7:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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We hold these truths to be self evident
Jul 4 2021 7:23PM
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MiIfHunter
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Charlie_KellyWe hold these truths to be self evident


Nothing better than eating a chicks pussy
Jul 4 2021 7:59PM
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270on420out
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eheath

Imagine living in Utah
Jul 4 2021 11:52PM
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MiIfHunter
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270on420outImagine living in Utah

Bro ur a plumber…
Jul 4 2021 11:55PM
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270on420out
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MiIfHunterBro ur a plumber…


It’s honest work
Jul 5 2021 12:09AM
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MiIfHunter
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270on420outIt’s honest work


Be honest how much do u love story and the smell of it? R u super into scat?
Jul 5 2021 12:11AM
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270on420out
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MiIfHunterBe honest how much do u love story and the smell of it? R u super into scat?

Honestly sewage doesn’t smell nearly as bad as you would expect it to. First time I changed a stack I was expecting to be puking and disgusted but when we finally cut it out and I was hauling a shit filled pipe to the trash I was just thinking “this is it? It doesn’t smell nearly as bad as I anticipated”.
Jul 5 2021 12:19AM
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eheath
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270on420outImagine living in Utah


imagine living anywhere that isnt a swamp.
Jul 5 2021 2:42AM
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MiIfHunter
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Dan3LI have this too except the fireworks are in capped steel pipes underneath the White House

Blow that shit up🤠
Jul 5 2021 2:49AM
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MiIfHunter
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eheathimagine living anywhere that isnt a swamp.


I dunno what states do u consider a swamp?
Jul 5 2021 2:50AM
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