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Are skis bulletproof?

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CharlzHub
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I was in my room the other day thinking “what if someone broke into my house right now? What would I do?” And I concluded that the only item in my room that I could really use as weapon would be one of my skis. And then I thought “what if the intruder had a gun? Could I use my ski as a shield as well as a weapon? Would it stop a bullet or would the bullet go straight through and kill me?”

Are skis bulletproof?
Jun 19 2021 4:32AM
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armchair_skier
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When an intruder is in my home but I have a fresh razor sharp tune on the head kores 😈🔪
Jun 19 2021 5:26AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Only ON3P’s can stop a bullet.
Jun 19 2021 5:56AM
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CharlzHub
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CatdickBojanglesOnly ON3P’s can stop a bullet.


The skis in my room, the ones I would use in this situation, are Jeffrey 108s
Jun 19 2021 7:17AM
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojanglesOnly ON3P’s can stop a bullet.


Unless you happen to be in a ditch
Jun 19 2021 8:08AM
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r00kie
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Only one way to find out.
Jun 19 2021 8:26AM
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partyandBS
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I mean skis are gonna stop the penetration of a bullet more than not having skis lol. Would the bullet go through the skis and then hit you depends on a lot of things like distance, gun type, bullet type, location hit on the ski, ski material etc.

also, totally not related to this thread but what’s your address
Jun 19 2021 8:59AM
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weastcoat
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If you held the skis at a certain angle that would mean the bullet would have to travel through 189 cm of pure Vishnu Wet and I’m p sure that would stop a bullet

just another reason to have longer skis
Jun 19 2021 10:49AM
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switchlip2
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weastcoastIf you held the skis at a certain angle that would mean the bullet would have to travel through 189 cm of pure Vishnu Wet and I’m p sure that would stop a bullet

just another reason to have longer skis


The core way to stop a home invasion
Jun 19 2021 10:53AM
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weastcoat
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switchlip2The core way to stop a home invasion


Haha good pun
Jun 19 2021 1:30PM
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DesertStix
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switchlip2The core way to stop a home invasion


weastcoastHaha good pun


Fucking MOTM for a good reason.

I’m doing current research OP I’ll get back to you with the results soon…
Jun 19 2021 2:25PM
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BrightFrog
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OP u should buy a gun
Jun 19 2021 3:47PM
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weastcoat
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DesertStixFucking MOTM for a good reason.

I’m doing current research OP I’ll get back to you with the results soon…

Why tf is that getting downvoted I genuinely believe that was a quality pun
Jun 19 2021 3:51PM
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SeaUrchin123
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CatdickBojanglesOnly ON3P’s can stop a bullet.


Funny you say that I remember seeing John Ware put a hole in one point blank in an old ON3P edit that does not exist anymore sadly. Great skis nonetheless.
Jun 19 2021 4:02PM
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sullivano*b
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weastcoastWhy tf is that getting downvoted I genuinely believe that was a quality pun


don’t worry i tied it up 2-2
Jun 19 2021 4:32PM
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DesertStix
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weastcoastWhy tf is that getting downvoted I genuinely believe that was a quality pun


sullivanobrien_don’t worry i tied it up 2-2


3-2 LETS GO
Jun 19 2021 4:59PM
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theabortionator
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Man knocks gun out of armed assailants hand then body slams him through coffee table. Credits heroic moves to ski culture and movies such as zootspace.
Jun 19 2021 5:08PM
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Notaskibum
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Can we get Dolan to film it on his ultra slow camera
Jun 19 2021 8:37PM
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jompcock
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Some dude in Mexico fought off like 5 armed intruders with a katana. I'm sure you could do the same with a pair of pipe skis with pivots. Imagine the spinning blade action as long as you're careful enough to not mousetrap a finger. Forget that, snap the heels up for a better handle.
Jun 20 2021 12:06AM
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ckucera
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weastcoastIf you held the skis at a certain angle that would mean the bullet would have to travel through 189 cm of pure Vishnu Wet and I’m p sure that would stop a bullet

just another reason to have longer skis


that angle actually would not be possible due to the amount of rocker, so rather it would be about 183 cm of pure vishnu wet
Jun 20 2021 2:26PM
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FruitBootPro
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Bulletproof? Skis aren't even railproof
Jun 20 2021 3:49PM
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Canis_lupus
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The wider the underfoot, the higher chance of survival
Jun 20 2021 10:58PM
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