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I see that you are shopping for a dog to match your dick size. Sorry, I have no experience with what would be appropriate for someone with your particular shortcomings.
Dogs in general have small Dick energy. You know what doesn’t? A really mean cat. Normal cats are cool but the mean ones really hold my respect, like we take care of them and feed them but they’re still assholes?? Love it. They know you could throw them out in a heartbeat but they just don’t care, they’ll look you in the eye as they knock your glass of water off the counter knowing you’re too much of a punk bitch to do anything about it. Dogs could never have such audacity.
Op you're way off. German shepherds are great dogs. Never had one but they'd be great dogs for outdoor shit. While this really isn't a thing, people in the hood do have pit bulls just because they're beasts. Rottweilers will fuck you up but not little dick by any means. Think mastiff. Cane Corso. Pit bull. And if yous a real motherfucker, get a Rhodesian Ridgeback to go hunt lions.
iFlipI see that you are shopping for a dog to match your dick size. Sorry, I have no experience with what would be appropriate for someone with your particular shortcomings.
Its not the dog so much as it is the Owner. How about small dick energy owners? Ill start: dudes who put their dogs in the back of their pick-up bed vs. letting them ride in the cab of their POS lifted shitbox, even worse is people who do this with newer models. Homeboy your dog can ride in your tacoma cab, its not gonna kill anyone.
**This post was edited on Jun 20th 2021 at 12:24:48pm
DeebieSkeebiesIts not the dog so much as it is the Owner. How about small dick energy owners? Ill start: dudes who put their dogs in the back of their pick-up bed vs. letting them ride in the cab of their POS lifted shitbox, even worse is people who do this with newer models. Homeboy your dog can ride in your tacoma cab, its not gonna kill anyone.
**This post was edited on Jun 20th 2021 at 12:24:48pm
You get a pass if you are legitimately redneck as fuck and have hunting dogs that
you actually use for hunting. Full disclosure my dog has never ridden in the bard of my Tacoma lol
