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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
LSKP represent! oh yeah... lets all join the movement...















'No mater how much you shake and dance the last three drops go in your pants!' -Shane McConkey
22 years ago
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
NO! you're not allowed to be in the lskp, you're not gay enough


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
22 years ago
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
are you serious... but I really wanted to be in it.......















'No mater how much you shake and dance the last three drops go in your pants!' -Shane McConkey
22 years ago
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
lol you actually want to join?? lol wow im flabergasted



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
22 years ago
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
WHA?!? kevin.....i'm so confused....someone knows who we are.....as far as I'm concerned, you're in buddy. if you suck, are gay, and ski regularly at snoqualmie (snoblowme...hahahahahahahahahahahah, man) welcome. what's your name again? i'll put you on the page

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
22 years ago
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
but you still haven't put chris on the page. and you still haven't made the good page. he probably knows because of one of our profiles.... dumbass. i kill you sean



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
22 years ago
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
i'll do the new page this weekend, jesus. and i'll add chris now, fucking job

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
22 years ago
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
if we let too many people in we wont all be able to fit in my sleeping bag anymore


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
22 years ago
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
tooshay.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
22 years ago
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
its a jerk circle isnt it

~Tom
22 years ago
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
WELL DUH!


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
22 years ago
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ian8387
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
i love my dog



22 years ago
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
ba? dog? it doesn't matter if not everybody can fit in the sleeping bag. as long as there is still room for you me and maybe sean.



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
22 years ago
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
MAYBE let me in the sleeping bag?!? hey, the webpage says i'm the 'trick master' of the posse, and that doesn't mean ski trick (insert funky 70's bass lick here)

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
22 years ago
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k2drewski
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
'TIS' BEATNIKS'
22 years ago
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25444 - Karma: 13,856
Im the Guinne Pig, i get aboused...

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think
I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is
not what I meant.'
---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
22 years ago
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
yeah i do abuse you don't i



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
22 years ago
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newkid900
Posts: 632 - Karma: 138
what is this LSKP you speak of.



I pitty the fool who don't use 1-800 Collect.
22 years ago
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
were in the process of making a new site. soon you will see. SOON!!!



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
22 years ago
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
its a circle jerk


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
22 years ago
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
yeah, a circle jerk, kinda like a doughnut with eyes, kind of like that. aclsarescary, or 'aclsare A LOSER' as i like to call him, seems to think the LSKP is gay, but he'll get overtaken by it in due time...we'll show him to try and mingle with the finest. we'll show him.... (insert star wipe here)

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
22 years ago
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
you and your god damn star wipes. i kill you!!



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
22 years ago
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
fucking acl's kid, stop messaging me, no one likes you (insert star wipe here too)

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
22 years ago
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