10years old memes aside, someone needs to do a real screamin semen. But I need your help.
If done right, this could be one of the most revolutionary tricks in the history of freeskiing.
So let's do this. Let's make skiing history together.
Here are some steps I think we should should follow:
1) We have to figure out what a screamin semen would really consist of. In other words, how to do it. It doesn't have to be necessarily a difficult trick, but it has to be a trick that hits different. A trick that have to make Jerrys' moms say: i wanna be totally screamin semenized.
2) Once understood how to do a screamin semen, we have to send it: let's build a 25 meters high jump on a perfect east coast's pow day and try this new trick. Let's break our necks.
3) Now it's time to promote the trick: someone will have to call Candide, Henrik, Jesper, Spaghettli or someone else to send this trick in an edit or in a competition. We need this trick in Xgames. We need someone that will do this trick at the Knuckle Huck and that will be defeated by somebody else's triple butter 2160.
And lastly but not leastly:
4) Make our wives pregnant from a screamin semen. Only at this point we'll be able to say:
we made it boys.