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elcheapo
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I don't drink, i don't smoke, I don't swear








God dammit, I left my cigarettes at the bar
May 6 2021 11:44AM
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Obama_care
Posts: 581 - Karma: 2,759
ElcheapoI don't drink, i don't smoke, I don't swear








God dammit, I left my cigarettes at the bar


Funniest joke on the thread
May 6 2021 1:35PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,580
What do a hamster and a chipmunk have in common?

Both are totally harmless till you put em in your mouth and light them on fire.
May 6 2021 2:09PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Wanna know the difference between jam and jelly?
May 6 2021 3:27PM
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zues
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nice shoes wanna fuck?!
May 6 2021 3:39PM
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dognutz
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what do u call a icicle that takes a lot of quizzes








a testicle
May 6 2021 3:51PM
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BrandoComando
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What is the difference between babies and bowling balls?




You can't load bowling balls into a truck with a pitchfork
May 6 2021 4:24PM
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elcheapo
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Funny as hell
dognutswhat do u call a icicle that takes a lot of quizzes








a testicle


BrandoComandoWhat is the difference between babies and bowling balls?




You can't load bowling balls into a truck with a pitchfork

Booooooo
May 6 2021 4:26PM
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BrandoComando
Posts: 1486 - Karma: 18,758
ElcheapoFunny as hell



Booooooo


okay okay lemme try another one

Did you hear about the Italian Chef?




He pasta-way
May 6 2021 4:32PM
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Jems
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newschoolers
May 6 2021 4:35PM
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Butterytips69
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How is Coors Light like sex in a canoe?


They're both fucking close to water
May 6 2021 4:35PM
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WoFlowz
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Salomon park skis
May 6 2021 5:54PM
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dolanslebensraum
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r00kieWhat do a hamster and a chipmunk have in common?

Both are totally harmless till you put em in your mouth and light them on fire.


May 6 2021 11:31PM
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dolanslebensraum
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May 6 2021 11:32PM
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WoFlowz
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Dolans felt the touch of a woman other than his mother
May 6 2021 11:39PM
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elcheapo
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Broke up with my girlfriend but








She said we can still be cousins
May 7 2021 12:20AM
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zues
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my sister is pregnant. I'm going to be a dad!
May 7 2021 8:32AM
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piss.boy
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@compjocks
May 7 2021 9:32AM
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zues
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my life is a joke and it's not funny at all
May 7 2021 10:03AM
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elcheapo
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What's the cheapest type of meat






Deer balls, their under a buck
May 11 2021 12:07AM
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PissWizard69
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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of a boat?




if they rolled forwards they would just roll back into the boat
May 11 2021 9:47PM
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PissWizard69
Posts: 186 - Karma: 2,120
Whats red and bad for your teeth?




a brick
May 11 2021 9:47PM
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dognutz
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as a scuba diver, i cringed much at this
PissWizard69Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of a boat?




if they rolled forwards they would just roll back into the boat
May 11 2021 11:57PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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How do you get a bunch of dead babies out of a blender?

Tortilla chips.
May 13 2021 8:53AM
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elcheapo
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Charlie_KellyHow do you get a bunch of dead babies out of a blender?

Tortilla chips.


I don't get it
May 13 2021 10:02AM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
In laboratory tests, 4 stroke smoke causes cancer in mice





2 stroke smoke makes mice run faster
May 13 2021 11:27AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
May 14 2021 1:17PM
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Thegenericskier
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how much does it cost to roof a house?

Nothing, its on the house
May 14 2021 1:46PM
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