Skier boys or boarders?

theabortionatorYou crazy

👆🏻I found the snowboarder

DolansLebensraumBullshit. Asians never go bald

I’m not bald my hair is just pin straight and always looks terrible

Something tells me South Park has shaped all of your views, perceptions and is the sole responsibility for your intellectual acquisitions, mentality and attitude towards
people anything other than what’s idealistic to you is very cartmanesque

DolansLebensraumI know its a total chad thing to post a picture of a girl you banged twice,

but it almost does bother me for ppl to think im some sort of incel desperate for poon.



and again. Its not an elliot rogers “i hate all females” kind of thing. Its more a grievance with americas spoiled and entitled victimhood power culture.

south park made an episode about how ppl in america use victimhood status as a wild card (like the race card) to excuse their tyranny and absolute power derived from the idea that they cant ever be wrong or be considered tyrants because they are victims.

And believe it or not, the msm culture in america considers females to be victims.

animatorI’m not bald my hair is just pin straight and always looks terrible

If you knew how many americans with pozzed hairlines would kill to have your hair you wouldnt call it terrible.

SavageBiffSomething tells me South Park has shaped all of your views, perceptions and is the sole responsibility for your intellectual acquisitions, mentality and attitude towards
people anything other than what’s idealistic to you is very cartmanesque

Southpark clicked with me from a very young age. Trey parker and matt stone might have the best senses of humor in all history.

as a wee lad i liked the simpsons until the shows good writers all left around 2000.

but even in the first few seasons of south park it was very clear that trey and matts comical intuitions hit impossibly harder than anything on the simpsons ever did.

ever since 2000 tho the simpsons has been pure garbage. Like nickelodeon “lets not be autism” total garbage.

I agree %100, same thoughts on both shows and the nick network.


how do you feel about Beavis and butthead? I liked it a lot bc I was into rock and metal and hu hu chicks, now I find it funny but so basically stupid it’s not fun, love south park tho

DolansLebensraumSouthpark clicked with me from a very young age. Trey parker and matt stone might have the best senses of humor in all history.

as a wee lad i liked the simpsons until the shows good writers all left around 2000.

but even in the first few seasons of south park it was very clear that trey and matts comical intuitions hit impossibly harder than anything on the simpsons ever did.

ever since 2000 tho the simpsons has been pure garbage. Like nickelodeon “lets not be autism” total garbage.

donotreplyI’m not american but i see. will not get into any details but living in a ski resort town i've lived with both and being the only female in the household i had to move out several times for the sake of my own security.

Oh we just ignore Parker. Lol he's one of THOSE GUYS in which the only way he can get a woman to talk to him is if he interjectedly insults her so she feels the need to defend herself.

DolansLebensraumYeah marriage in america is literally a power grab. Most of the time in an american divorce, the wife gets the house, the kids, 50% or more of his accrued assets, and he has to work like a slave to give monthly payments so the ex wife can go shopping for versace purses in her range rover while the father drives a civic to his 2 jobs.

If it werent for divorce settlements in america then men would have alot more money on avg than women. The divorce courts are a means to increase the power of women in the country. Part of the reason the left (which houses feminism) hated trump so much is because he made his previous wife sign a prenup. Getting married without a prenup is suicide. I would actually argue that a prenup makes the marriage more likely to stay together. If the female doesnt expect to be paid 10 million dollars for driving the kids to soccer practice for a few years when she gets a divorce, she might be more likely to swallow her ego and not bite the hand in order to get fed.

its literally fucking hilarious how fucked up this country is.



that being said, if you are a faithful devoted wife and you stay with your husband for life, then yes you deserve to be showered in your husbands wealth.

i just cant stand seeing every single living thing in this country with a y chromosome being a complete slave to a divorce settlement with an ex wife who got married in the first place as a financially tactical maneuver.

HOLD UP

Last I heard from Bryan, you and your dad were living off the settlement money and house he got from your mom in the divorce.

It's absolutely crazy that you would come on here and say this shit.

Oh, and snowboarders 💯%

Especially the ones that are dressed dope, always smiling like "Lalala I'm so hot, stupid, sensitive, and carefree. Watch me do a wild cat."

But it's impossible to date em cuz they always bringing da boys along.

SavageBiffThat ant so, I know a lot of incredibly wealthy folks who are great people, I know some rich assholes too so I know what ya mean, they’re a different breed, I know a lotta poor dickheads too unfortunately, and jealousy tends to be a poor person trait, and I catch hate for having nice things, no one should pre judge others, should always acquire your taste and judgment for folks based on your interaction with ea. Individual and not generalize them into a group no matter how well it fits, this is the basis of racism and division, assholes are assholes, they have their own group, the asshole club, being rich doesn’t automatically put you in that club, and being poor doesn’t automatically put you in the scumbag thief club in my eyes

To have ridículas wealth regardless of who you are your probably fucking over other people even if you seem nice.

Guess I can’t argue that, it doesn’t apply to me and some of those that I network with but yah in a great deal of cases that’s what it takes, especially if your talking filthy rich, still better not to pre judge tho, I guess it’s easier to have my attitude when your doing well, but I had this attitude my whole life, I always, from a young age, wanted a job that let me provide for others, a lotta people might start like that and loose it on the way, and it takes a lot of choices to run a business, some I’m not willing to make, take care of the employee and they will take care of the customer, I’d do anything for my guys but I hear your point, lotta greedy people

DummyBearsTo have ridículas wealth regardless of who you are your probably fucking over other people even if you seem nice.

SavageBiffGuess I can’t argue that, it doesn’t apply to me and some of those that I network with but yah in a great deal of cases that’s what it takes, especially if your talking filthy rich, still better not to pre judge tho, I guess it’s easier to have my attitude when your doing well, but I had this attitude my whole life, I always, from a young age, wanted a job that let me provide for others, a lotta people might start like that and loose it on the way, and it takes a lot of choices to run a business, some I’m not willing to make, take care of the employee and they will take care of the customer, I’d do anything for my guys but I hear your point, lotta greedy people

Fair enough even if you not fucking people over your probably fucking the environment I know its not always the case but if I cant respect the decisions youve made no matter how kind the person is I just write them of as a pretty shitty person. And yeah filthy rich is more what I was getting at however thats not at all rare in skiing.

Wait - do you actually know Dolan in real life??

larilinesignHOLD UP

Last I heard from Bryan, you and your dad were living off the settlement money and house he got from your mom in the divorce.

It's absolutely crazy that you would come on here and say this shit.

Guess you even got me on the environment , I try, I try hard, and I’m learning more ways, I’m a property manager ( glorified landscaper ) I pickup trash at least at a lot of commercial sites 😁, we have some electric saws etc, pull weeds instead of chemicals, but we got trucks, we got mowers, gas and oils get spilled, we clean them up, follow all rules and regulations , try to be preventative, but ultimately what I do is probably bad, but if I’m not, someone else is gonna, and they’ll leave their diesel idle with the ac on all day with their rebel flag, probably polluting more than I, f that shit, I at least try y kno? And I care, I buy sustainable , recycle what I can , but their are things that I can’t change, however I don’t cut corners with humans or the environment to save $1, or a lot of dollars

DummyBearsFair enough even if you not fucking people over your probably fucking the environment I know its not always the case but if I cant respect the decisions youve made no matter how kind the person is I just write them of as a pretty shitty person. And yeah filthy rich is more what I was getting at however thats not at all rare in skiing.

It's not your fault you cheated on her its her fault for not being good enough to keep you - Futurelations 1:48-49

Snowboarders in general seem more happy go lucky, friendly types. On several occasions I've had snowboarders welcome me into their crew (as a skier!). Skier guys on they other hand, if you aren't already in their group, they act like everyone else is beneath their notice. This is just anecdotal though and there are always exceptions.

The criteria you describe 100% depends on the person, and the location. Every individual is different and there certainly are diamonds in the rough. They're just few and far between.

But location is key. For example, it is much more likely to find white entitled kids in small mountain towns near big resorts because their parents are heavily subsidizing their "dream" of living out west. In the midwest or southern east coat it's more likely to find people who are dedicated to the sport and more wholesome.

That said, park rats can definitely be toxic. There is a sort of a competitive spirit among all park rats, even if they swear they hate comp skiing. The level of hesh attitude, VHS footy, and trendy fashion is just as much a competition as organized dub 12 mutes.

End of the day, ya might find some quality dudes in the ski community, but you may have to sift through a lot. Sifting plus assessing what your standards are for a partner.

If he cork good yknow

SavageBiffI agree %100, same thoughts on both shows and the nick network.


how do you feel about Beavis and butthead? I liked it a lot bc I was into rock and metal and hu hu chicks, now I find it funny but so basically stupid it’s not fun, love south park tho

Beavis and butthead came out when i was pretty young. At the time all the kids in school thought it was like the coolest shit ever, but i was never that into it. Some things were kind of funny, but it was pretty repetitive imo. Just like 2 stoner tools talking about how horny they are. In retrospect i guess the stoner element sheds new light on their characters, but when i was young i didnt know what the fuck marawanas even was.



When south park came on the scene tho, for me it was like being a teenager in the 60s and the beatles coming to town. Everything before southpark just got demolished by trey and matt. Not that pre-2000 simpsons werent great episodes, because there were many great episodes. The monorail episode apparently was completely written by conan obrien, and it was hilarious. Also the episode where bart calls australia and asks which way the water turns in their toilet episode was classic.

But southpark is literally one of the few things from our era that ppl are still going to be watching 1000 years from now.

1000 yrs from now they probably wont even teach kids in school who obama was. And the only movie ppl 1000 yrs from now might still watch is the shawshank redemption. But i guarantee you south park will be on peoples ubervisions in 1000 yrs. Thats how critical mass trey and matts sense of humor is.

DolansLebensraumBeavis and butthead came out when i was pretty young. At the time all the kids in school thought it was like the coolest shit ever, but i was never that into it. Some things were kind of funny, but it was pretty repetitive imo. Just like 2 stoner tools talking about how horny they are. In retrospect i guess the stoner element sheds new light on their characters, but when i was young i didnt know what the fuck marawanas even was.



When south park came on the scene tho, for me it was like being a teenager in the 60s and the beatles coming to town. Everything before southpark just got demolished by trey and matt. Not that pre-2000 simpsons werent great episodes, because there were many great episodes. The monorail episode apparently was completely written by conan obrien, and it was hilarious. Also the episode where bart calls australia and asks which way the water turns in their toilet episode was classic.

But southpark is literally one of the few things from our era that ppl are still going to be watching 1000 years from now.

1000 yrs from now they probably wont even teach kids in school who obama was. And the only movie ppl 1000 yrs from now might still watch is the shawshank redemption. But i guarantee you south park will be on peoples ubervisions in 1000 yrs. Thats how critical mass trey and matts sense of humor is.

South Park kind of fell off for me after it got serialized. It's still a good show and all, but from what I remember about the more recent seasons is that they relied of member berries WAY too much. And I get that it was a parody, but society has become so absolutely ridiculous that South Park ended up just parroting current events. Seasons 1 thru like 17 tho were absolutely fantastic.

CyanicenineSnowboarders in general seem more happy go lucky, friendly types. On several occasions I've had snowboarders welcome me into their crew (as a skier!). Skier guys on they other hand, if you aren't already in their group, they act like everyone else is beneath their notice. This is just anecdotal though and there are always exceptions.

You gotta understand, skiing is to snowboarding as wakeboarding is to kneeboarding.



before wakeboarding came around in 1990 or so, kneeboarding was all the rage. Pro kneeboarders were doing flips and 360s and all sorts of shit. But when wakeboarding came around it quickly blew kneeboarding out of the water.

Just like before twin tip skis came around, the whole trickery/progression aspect of snowsports was in snowboardings court. They were all about rebelling and smoking weed and doing cool tricks. Skiing obviously had some based as fuck ppl who had good style going way back and were under the radar during the pozzed as fuck hotdogging/ski ballet area, which was a complete fucking embarrassment to skiing. So when snowboarding came around, skiing was really lame and out of fashion. I remember as a young kid, the snowboarders were all these rebel kids who thought snowboarding was infinitely cooler and that they were infinitely cooler for ditching their skis and buying a snowboard.

But snowboarding overplayed its hand and became complacent about its throne of coolness, so when skiers started truly wrecking shit style wise it was clear that skiing had way more aesthetic and progression potential than snowboarding could ever dream of. It wasnt that 2002-2005 was the most insane time ever for skiing; the actual excitement was that you could sense where skiing was going. You knew the potential for insane new tricks and ignorance beyond all recognition was in the mail. Thats why it was so exciting to see the progression in the early days.

i think the point where skiing actually took the throne from snowboarding was when the ignorance came out. Like young superunknown kids who simply laid down shit that was beyond all of snowboarding while looking like they didnt even know what the fuck they were doing. Like the natural born killers element. At that point newschool went from being a thing where older skiers were pointing their finger at snowboarders and saying, “haha! Look whos cooler now!”, to the point where skiing was simply and utterly cooler than snowboarding at its core.

and now its not even a competition. Snowboarders today trying to match skiing by doing trip 16s just looks completely forced and overly hucked. Its not graceful at all. A snowboarder trying to do a 16 or 18 just looks completely not in control or fun or stylish or anything. it looks like snowboarders spent years trying shit into foampits and then carefully built jumps to mimic the foampit so that they would have the hope of landing a trick they were barely in control of. Its just stupid. Its like, ”give up, snowboarding, the wave of your fad crashed a while ago now, and compared to skiing you are like kneeboarding compared to wakeboarding”

If you look at the style and ignorance from shit like kurra koivisto’s 2160, its so far beyond anything in snowboarding its hilarious.


And before you compare snowboarding to skateboarding; skateboarding is based as fuck but snowboarding never has been nor ever will be skateboarding.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newschoolers.com/news/amp/52040

But by all means girls, go chase those cool boarder boys while us skiers laugh at you, not even caring, while we wreck the park high on fentanyl and marawanas. Lol.




Sparknotes: If you could own as hard as dolan, would you be able to refrain from using your weapon?

**This post was edited on May 5th 2021 at 1:34:07am

hdubsSouth Park kind of fell off for me after it got serialized. It's still a good show and all, but from what I remember about the more recent seasons is that they relied of member berries WAY too much. And I get that it was a parody, but society has become so absolutely ridiculous that South Park ended up just parroting current events. Seasons 1 thru like 17 tho were absolutely fantastic.

I feel you. I think recent years have been a little bit more forced and not as good as the best years of southpark. The greatest thing i used to like about southpark was the raw ridiculousness aspect. Like shit that was hilarious even though you couldnt explain why. Now its almost like trey and matt are trying to package their jokes in a way that the mainstream will eat up. I still think they have the magic but maybe their isolated colorado libertarian minds have been corroded away slowly by the liberals who they have undoubtedly come into contact with over the years. I dont know.



I think towelie might be my favorite episode bc of raw ridiculousness like this where its obvious trey is just noscope headshotting from across the map just to show that he can.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1002953/Towel-Calland here is one of my favorite scenes from way early on season 2 where cartman impersonates steve irwin.




https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1002954/cartman-getting-scratched

Also, southpark has been going for literally a quarter of a century and id argue that it has been good for at least most of that time if not great. I dont even know if many shows have run for that long period, let alone having been very good for the whole stretch.

Also this scene from the mecha streissand episode of season 1 is so fucking based its hilarious.

like heres this south park show that parents think is just some harmless kids cartoon their kids are watching, and in the episode the kids go on a school archaeology field trip to see what its like to be an archaeologist, and cartman, a 3rd grader, is singing slave songs while he is chipping away with his pick axe. The idea of a third grader having such an ignorantly and innocently dark sense of humor was always really funny to me.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1002955/Slave-Song--South-Park-

When south parks tone changed from the first seasons to the more animated seasons it fell a little for me, all it took was sitting on a couch with a friend and watching it and my love for it came back, I agree with Dolan it will be around for a very long time and I’m glad bc it makes me laugh, I got 256 episodes on eve rn, I pick thru the ones I haven’t seen it’s a nice little comical relax for me everyday after work, sometimes I’ll chill in the hot tub and watch, it’s just relaxing, sometimes the issues south park raises make me think about my own outlook on life and while I don’t find it a teaching platform the writers make a lot of good points and I hope America never becomes so sensored and sensitive that we lose a great show, honestly, cartman is probably the only celeb safe from being “cancelled”.

hdubsSouth Park kind of fell off for me after it got serialized. It's still a good show and all, but from what I remember about the more recent seasons is that they relied of member berries WAY too much. And I get that it was a parody, but society has become so absolutely ridiculous that South Park ended up just parroting current events. Seasons 1 thru like 17 tho were absolutely fantastic.

SavageBiffGuess you even got me on the environment , I try, I try hard, and I’m learning more ways, I’m a property manager ( glorified landscaper ) I pickup trash at least at a lot of commercial sites 😁, we have some electric saws etc, pull weeds instead of chemicals, but we got trucks, we got mowers, gas and oils get spilled, we clean them up, follow all rules and regulations , try to be preventative, but ultimately what I do is probably bad, but if I’m not, someone else is gonna, and they’ll leave their diesel idle with the ac on all day with their rebel flag, probably polluting more than I, f that shit, I at least try y kno? And I care, I buy sustainable , recycle what I can , but their are things that I can’t change, however I don’t cut corners with humans or the environment to save $1, or a lot of dollars

Most of it is uncontrollable most recyclables end up in land fills but 90% get shipped over seas and sold or pay china and similar countries we have no idea what they do with it. I understand I couldn't do what your doing but thats just me, you gotta make money someway I guess I just annoyed. When people have little options so they do something destructive as a job its understandable. However theres a difference between making a living and making a fuckload doing the same thing ones for survival ones for assholes.

SavageBiffGuess I can’t argue that, it doesn’t apply to me and some of those that I network with but yah in a great deal of cases that’s what it takes, especially if your talking filthy rich, still better not to pre judge tho, I guess it’s easier to have my attitude when your doing well, but I had this attitude my whole life, I always, from a young age, wanted a job that let me provide for others, a lotta people might start like that and loose it on the way, and it takes a lot of choices to run a business, some I’m not willing to make, take care of the employee and they will take care of the customer, I’d do anything for my guys but I hear your point, lotta greedy people

At least your heart seems to be mostly in the right place especially compared to lots of people in that business.

SavageBiffWhen south parks tone changed from the first seasons to the more animated seasons it fell a little for me, all it took was sitting on a couch with a friend and watching it and my love for it came back, I agree with Dolan it will be around for a very long time and I’m glad bc it makes me laugh, I got 256 episodes on eve rn, I pick thru the ones I haven’t seen it’s a nice little comical relax for me everyday after work, sometimes I’ll chill in the hot tub and watch, it’s just relaxing, sometimes the issues south park raises make me think about my own outlook on life and while I don’t find it a teaching platform the writers make a lot of good points and I hope America never becomes so sensored and sensitive that we lose a great show, honestly, cartman is probably the only celeb safe from being “cancelled”.

They cant cancel cartman. I have a theory that certain us gov organizations have confronted com central and southpark and trey and matt and tried to cancel southpark, but they probably knew there would be so much blowback from that it would be a huge mistake.

DolansLebensraumYou gotta understand, skiing is to snowboarding as wakeboarding is to kneeboarding.



before wakeboarding came around in 1990 or so, kneeboarding was all the rage. Pro kneeboarders were doing flips and 360s and all sorts of shit. But when wakeboarding came around it quickly blew kneeboarding out of the water.

Just like before twin tip skis came around, the whole trickery/progression aspect of snowsports was in snowboardings court. They were all about rebelling and smoking weed and doing cool tricks. Skiing obviously had some based as fuck ppl who had good style going way back and were under the radar during the pozzed as fuck hotdogging/ski ballet area, which was a complete fucking embarrassment to skiing. So when snowboarding came around, skiing was really lame and out of fashion. I remember as a young kid, the snowboarders were all these rebel kids who thought snowboarding was infinitely cooler and that they were infinitely cooler for ditching their skis and buying a snowboard.

But snowboarding overplayed its hand and became complacent about its throne of coolness, so when skiers started truly wrecking shit style wise it was clear that skiing had way more aesthetic and progression potential than snowboarding could ever dream of. It wasnt that 2002-2005 was the most insane time ever for skiing; the actual excitement was that you could sense where skiing was going. You knew the potential for insane new tricks and ignorance beyond all recognition was in the mail. Thats why it was so exciting to see the progression in the early days.

i think the point where skiing actually took the throne from snowboarding was when the ignorance came out. Like young superunknown kids who simply laid down shit that was beyond all of snowboarding while looking like they didnt even know what the fuck they were doing. Like the natural born killers element. At that point newschool went from being a thing where older skiers were pointing their finger at snowboarders and saying, “haha! Look whos cooler now!”, to the point where skiing was simply and utterly cooler than snowboarding at its core.

and now its not even a competition. Snowboarders today trying to match skiing by doing trip 16s just looks completely forced and overly hucked. Its not graceful at all. A snowboarder trying to do a 16 or 18 just looks completely not in control or fun or stylish or anything. it looks like snowboarders spent years trying shit into foampits and then carefully built jumps to mimic the foampit so that they would have the hope of landing a trick they were barely in control of. Its just stupid. Its like, ”give up, snowboarding, the wave of your fad crashed a while ago now, and compared to skiing you are like kneeboarding compared to wakeboarding”

If you look at the style and ignorance from shit like kurra koivisto’s 2160, its so far beyond anything in snowboarding its hilarious.


And before you compare snowboarding to skateboarding; skateboarding is based as fuck but snowboarding never has been nor ever will be skateboarding.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newschoolers.com/news/amp/52040

But by all means girls, go chase those cool boarder boys while us skiers laugh at you, not even caring, while we wreck the park high on fentanyl and marawanas. Lol.




Sparknotes: If you could own as hard as dolan, would you be able to refrain from using your weapon?

**This post was edited on May 5th 2021 at 1:34:07am

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