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How not to eat your body weight in food when stoned?
Idk what it is but no matter what I smoke, eat, vape, etc when I get high I literally can't stop eating lol. Never used to be like this but goddamn what do y'all do to limit the munchies? I'm on a straight path to looking like skierman's mom.
First drink as much ice cold water as you possibly can and then chew a couple sticks of gum. You're body obviously doesn't actually need the food when you get the munchies but when you chew gum your brain thinks you're eating so it keeps the hunger at bay
And if neither of those work and you have to eat something, eat grapes. You usually satisfy the munchies with time spent eating rather than quantity ate. So eat low calorie dense foods that you can eat for a long time like fruits and such.
**This post was edited on May 1st 2021 at 1:37:32pm
Maybe this is bad advice but if your in HS/ College, send it. Idk you can eat some large quantities of terrible food when you're high and be alright. As long as you dont develop bad habbits.
Also Idk. Taking a break from drinking atm so ive been smoking a bunch more and I'm eating everything.
sqeellicbicFirst drink as much ice cold water as you possibly can and then chew a couple sticks of gum. You're body obviously doesn't actually need the food when you get the munchies but when you chew gum your brain thinks you're eating so it keeps the hunger at bay
And if neither of those work and you have to eat something, eat grapes. You usually satisfy the munchies with time spent eating rather than quantity ate. So eat low calorie dense foods that you can eat for a long time like fruits and such.
**This post was edited on May 1st 2021 at 1:37:32pm
OK I'll try the gun thing. Yeah I've tried substituting fruits and eating entire veggie trays lol but I still have room for less healthy options.
theabortionatorAlso Idk. Taking a break from drinking atm so ive been smoking a bunch more and I'm eating everything.
HypeBeastOK I'll try the gun thing. Yeah I've tried substituting fruits and eating entire veggie trays lol but I still have room for less healthy options.
Hahaha same here and no not in school
Damn. Welcome to the obesity club sir. We're fucked
Just go a week where you get hella stoned and eat all you want. Then the next week, take a T break. You'll save weed and you won't want to eat, so it all balances out right?
Water fills your stomach and tricks your brain into thinking it’s full. Add some flavor to the water if you’re craving something sweet and it’ll likely satisfy that craving too
Water fills your stomach and tricks your brain into thinking it’s full. Add some flavor to the water if you’re craving something sweet and it’ll likely satisfy that craving too
Oh ye little person of small stomachs hahaha. I'm like a garbage disposal.
Tried all that. Fill my stomach with liquid. Unfortunately it leaves quick. Used to drink tea to try instead of eating but that does stop me either lol. Soda stream stuff is nice but not foolproof. Also tried eating before and waiting 30-60min to turn off that hungry signal before smoking only to realize that I end up the same. I'm like Fat Bastard. I can't stop eatinggggg.
I'm on a one way track to being one of those poor souls who gets type two diabetes but isn't fat
Water fills your stomach and tricks your brain into thinking it’s full. Add some flavor to the water if you’re craving something sweet and it’ll likely satisfy that craving too
I uave a 64 ounce Gatorade bottle i drink 2 to 3 times a day. Still eating all the bullshit. Haven't drank in over a week so that probably isn't helping my lust for junk food.
SavageBiffIdk I’ve always had the opposite effect from smoking herb, I prefer to maintain my high so I don’t snack etc , I eat regularly spaced meals
I used to be that way. I'd be too stoned to want to get up for food. Or just too enthralled in whatever I was doing to care for food. Now something has flipped and I just wanna eat lol. It's compounded by the fact I'm doing this after work where I have had food habits. I even tried premaking my meals before I smoke which helps a lot but isn't foolproof.
I get the nsatiable cravings after a workout , and 15/20 after I eat, I have to eat more , doesn’t matter how much I ate, but I like the way you said too stoned to get up or enthralled with what your doing , I’d say I’m too lazy to get up when I’m high and focused on gaming.
HypeBeastI used to be that way. I'd be too stoned to want to get up for food. Or just too enthralled in whatever I was doing to care for food. Now something has flipped and I just wanna eat lol. It's compounded by the fact I'm doing this after work where I have had food habits. I even tried premaking my meals before I smoke which helps a lot but isn't foolproof.
SavageBiffI get the nsatiable cravings after a workout , and 15/20 after I eat, I have to eat more , doesn’t matter how much I ate, but I like the way you said too stoned to get up or enthralled with what your doing , I’d say I’m too lazy to get up when I’m high and focused on gaming.
Oh yeah games are perfect. They usually keep me too busy to get up. If you haven't played sea of thieves, try that stoned. It's great
Man the days when I’d go to a Quaker steak stoned with friends, I’d eat well over 100 wings, down a pitcher and harass people, shit was fire I miss that, couldn’t do that to the colon nowadays tho
DummyBearsI did this sober yesterday the restaurant gave me a free shirt 10/10 do not recommend.
Yah nothing wrong with salads I just can’t find one I like, tried lettuce on a burger for some crunch, that bores me too, I’m a good addie that’s for sure, I don’t snack anyway, I have treats at the end of a meal whether it’s a candy bar, cake, cookie, whatever, I only eat meals, no in between snacking, it serves me well, and if I’m high I play games or take a nap, boring time of year for me.
FruitBootProI feel that, but at the same time a lot of the salads I make at home I enjoy eating
just gotta figure out the combo that works for you
The munchies have been a problem for me for like 10 years, I started lifting just to offset the calories I ate when baked. Granted it was mostly unhealthy food, and now I have some pretty gnar digestive issues.
A couple things I’ve learned are
A. Self control, learn when to use it and when to indulge
B. Stock your kitchen with healthy food, even that big jar of nutella will disappear in one evening of poor self control
C. Chew gum, cough drops, drink water, and other ways to keep yourself from feeling that vast pit of hunger
D. Sativas at night, they tend not to give me the munchies as much. Then indica or CBD just before bed for sleep aid
E. Stay busy at night, don’t just sit on the couch watching TV and eating; grab the controller, foam roll and stretch, have sex or masterdebate, go for a chill walk
6. What was the question again?
7. Oh yeah, and exercise a lot
**This post was edited on May 4th 2021 at 6:17:10am
You don’t find the workout substantially increases your hunger? I workout 2d on one off and my workout days, I’m hungry non stop and it’s insatiable? I also have a background of just gorging until I’m painfully full, also have some digestive issues probably due to that so now I eat quite regularly and more responsibly. Probably doesn’t help I keep a box of these 😅, during Covid a peak these were out of stock locally, I bought every box between pa and Colorado Montana and back
TheHamburglarThe munchies have been a problem for me for like 10 years, I started lifting just to offset the calories I ate when baked. Granted it was mostly unhealthy food, and now I have some pretty gnar digestive issues.
A couple things I’ve learned are
A. Self control, learn when to use it and when to indulge
B. Stock your kitchen with healthy food, even that big jar of nutella will disappear in one evening of poor self control
C. Chew gum, cough drops, drink water, and other ways to keep yourself from feeling that vast pit of hunger
D. Sativas at night, they tend not to give me the munchies as much. Then indica or CBD just before bed for sleep aid
E. Stay busy at night, don’t just sit on the couch watching TV and eating; grab the controller, foam roll and stretch, have sex or masterdebate, go for a chill walk
6. What was the question again?
7. Oh yeah, and exercise a lot
**This post was edited on May 4th 2021 at 6:17:10am
SavageBiffYou don’t find the workout substantially increases your hunger?
Lmao it definitely does, I just figure if I'm gonna eat nonstop either way, I may as well eat healthy and actually need the calories. I got into cooking also so I can stick to my super strict diet and still make stuff the way I like it, lots of garlic and salt
Sometimes it's gotta be done. Also mouse has been lurking again here and cookies didnt seal well so I put them in the fridge. Fucking decent. Theyre like knockoff thin mint girl scout cookies.
theabortionatorI drove an hour to go to the store yesterday to buy cookies and ice cream.
You live 30 min away from your nearest store?
theabortionatorSometimes it's gotta be done. Also mouse has been lurking again here and cookies didnt seal well so I put them in the fridge. Fucking decent. Theyre like knockoff thin mint girl scout cookies.
im sorry but im just trying to picture an actual ski resort that is literally 1 hr away from a convenience store.
Crystal Mountain WA
There's a gas station that has a few thing in between but it's hours are spotty even in the season and now it's pretty much shut all the time. And at that point you're already half way or more to town.
There's a gas station that has a few thing in between but it's hours are spotty even in the season and now it's pretty much shut all the time. And at that point you're already half way or more to town.
How many homes are in the area? Do you live right near the mountain?
There's a gas station that has a few thing in between but it's hours are spotty even in the season and now it's pretty much shut all the time. And at that point you're already half way or more to town.
Ok ive been searching crystal mountain real estate and im now you convinced you live in a horror movie.
Seriously though, munchies will be the death of me and have fucked up dieting attempts too many times now. CBD vapes help me sometimes. I try not to have certain snack foods in my house anymore when I smoke because I'll just eat them all at once. It's easier to make that choice once at the store sober than maintain a shred of impulse control when you're stoned after midnight.
HypeBeastIdk what it is but no matter what I smoke, eat, vape, etc when I get high I literally can't stop eating lol. Never used to be like this but goddamn what do y'all do to limit the munchies? I'm on a straight path to looking like skierman's mom.
That is an excellent question; no matter how many times I tried to stop eating in this state, I never succeeded. I even try not to buy a lot of food at home when I smoke not to overeat too much. I have recently started smoking less because I work very hard and can't afford to waste time rest, although I understand that this doesn't seem right. I have my mini-business selling nuts since my parents planted many hazelnuts on their farm at one time, and now I am engaged in buying packages from https://www.thebagbroker.ae/food-packaging/, and I fill them with our orgiastic nuts and sell them. You have no idea how many nuts I ate when I was still smoking. I hope you can handle this better than me, good luck
AirForceThat is an excellent question; no matter how many times I tried to stop eating in this state, I never succeeded. I even try not to buy a lot of food at home when I smoke not to overeat too much. I have recently started smoking less because I work very hard and can't afford to waste time rest, although I understand that this doesn't seem right. I have my mini-business selling nuts since my parents planted many hazelnuts on their farm at one time, and now I am engaged in buying packages from https://www.thebagbroker.ae/food-packaging/, and I fill them with our orgiastic nuts and sell them. You have no idea how many nuts I ate when I was still smoking. I hope you can handle this better than me, good luck
AirForceThat is an excellent question; no matter how many times I tried to stop eating in this state, I never succeeded. I even try not to buy a lot of food at home when I smoke not to overeat too much. I have recently started smoking less because I work very hard and can't afford to waste time rest, although I understand that this doesn't seem right. I have my mini-business selling nuts since my parents planted many hazelnuts on their farm at one time, and now I am engaged in buying packages from https://www.thebagbroker.ae/food-packaging/, and I fill them with our orgiastic nuts and sell them. You have no idea how many nuts I ate when I was still smoking. I hope you can handle this better than me, good luck
