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Describe a ski brand with 3 words

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h3nry.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 3,497
Vishnu: newschoolers favorite ski
Apr 23 2021 2:15PM
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rubberpantaloons
Posts: 506 - Karma: 3,096
jetskis: fuck that table
Apr 23 2021 2:17PM
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bakemaster
Posts: 127 - Karma: 2,699
Head: Business casual skis
Apr 23 2021 2:20PM
32 0
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Celery
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 25,727
Atomic: get the bentchetlers
Apr 23 2021 2:24PM
44 0
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RAcecARman
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,799
Ninthward: classy, boujee, ratchet
Apr 23 2021 2:50PM
24 0
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 2078 - Karma: 23,439
Faction: get that warranty
Apr 23 2021 3:06PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1898 - Karma: 28,415
on3p: durable disregarding ditches
Apr 23 2021 3:06PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,587
ski_salmon69on3p: durable disregarding ditches


beat me to it
Apr 23 2021 3:07PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,587
Line: Dudes in van
Apr 23 2021 3:08PM
57 0
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-Dan
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 52,758
Hg skis Rest In Peace
Apr 23 2021 3:13PM
61 0
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-Dan
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 52,758
Revision skis- rest in pieces
Apr 23 2021 3:13PM
68 1
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,769
revision: where are myskis
Apr 23 2021 3:13PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7287 - Karma: 64,441
Line: broken but fun
Vishnu: Resorts are overrated
ON3P: join our cult
K2: durable but Chinese
Armada: Swiss Army knife
Head: Dad skis us
Salomon: Twintips don’t sell
Moment: we take lsd
Liberty: China-Colorado Canadian company
RMU: Buy skis drunk
Icelantic: Art is subjective
Jet skis: Vishnu is mainstream
Atomic: Chris Bent Chetler
Völkl: we sponsor everyone
Faction: Candide skis us
Lib Tech: Slightly skinnier snowboards.
DPS: First tracks pass
Fauna: Animals and wood


Before anyone gets pissy - all in good fun
Apr 23 2021 3:42PM
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guelah_papyrus
Posts: 122 - Karma: 841
DPS- Dope powder skis
Apr 23 2021 4:02PM
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Arnie777
Posts: 48 - Karma: 843
Gilson skis: We Want Beans!!
Apr 23 2021 4:52PM
28 0
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doubleblackjack
Posts: 627 - Karma: 6,720
Nordica: enforcer enforcer enforcer
Apr 23 2021 6:19PM
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Chrischi69
Posts: 652 - Karma: 5,063
@animator 's ski brand, osama bin laden
Apr 23 2021 7:04PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,100
On3p
sexy but pozzed
Apr 23 2021 7:10PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7287 - Karma: 64,441
Völkl or Head: Dolan endorsed skis
DolansLebensraumOn3p
sexy but pozzed
Apr 23 2021 8:06PM
18 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7287 - Karma: 64,441
Got another one

Deviation works: Purple Heartwood Sidewall
BradFiAusNzCoCaLine: broken but fun
Vishnu: Resorts are overrated
ON3P: join our cult
K2: durable but Chinese
Armada: Swiss Army knife
Head: Dad skis us
Salomon: Twintips don’t sell
Moment: we take lsd
Liberty: China-Colorado Canadian company
RMU: Buy skis drunk
Icelantic: Art is subjective
Jet skis: Vishnu is mainstream
Atomic: Chris Bent Chetler
Völkl: we sponsor everyone
Faction: Candide skis us
Lib Tech: Slightly skinnier snowboards.
DPS: First tracks pass
Fauna: Animals and wood


Before anyone gets pissy - all in good fun
Apr 23 2021 8:46PM
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Session
Posts: 5404 - Karma: 22,511
DolansLebensraumOn3p
sexy but pozzed


Pretty sold out.
Apr 23 2021 8:59PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6870 - Karma: 64,404
Revision Skis:
Apr 23 2021 9:10PM
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isaacwrong
Posts: 2360 - Karma: 18,501
LonelyRevision Skis:


has left chat
Apr 24 2021 10:42AM
18 0
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 31,474
Nordica. We have twintips?
Apr 24 2021 11:24AM
11 0
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Casey
Posts: 7899 - Karma: 25,064
guelah_papyrusDPS- Dope powder skis


Dentist*
Apr 24 2021 11:27AM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8042 - Karma: 63,877
Vishnu: daddy issues
Apr 24 2021 1:30PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 8,730
WoFlowzVishnu: daddy issues


thats 2 words you sausage
Apr 24 2021 1:34PM
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h3nry.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 3,497
WoFlowzVishnu: daddy issues


You had one rule to follow smh
Apr 24 2021 1:41PM
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,473
On3p - good 4 ditches
vishnu - burnt stylish fun
line - enjoi skateboards brother
volkl - gross ass graphics
icelantic - we take shrooms
armada - worship lord Henrik
moment - contemporary quality design
faction - jocks in highschool
k2 - no gimmicks here
jetskis - young talented edgelords
Apr 24 2021 1:54PM
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,473
Ballard mfg - give us money
Apr 24 2021 1:54PM
14 1
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SupremeChairlift
Posts: 306 - Karma: 3,930
4frnt - camber is lame
Apr 24 2021 5:03PM
16 0
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deathvalley69
Posts: 631 - Karma: 4,222
Skiblade420On3p - good 4 ditches
vishnu - burnt stylish fun
line - enjoi skateboards brother
volkl - gross ass graphics
icelantic - we take shrooms
armada - worship lord Henrik
moment - contemporary quality design
faction - jocks in highschool
k2 - no gimmicks here
jetskis - young talented edgelords

This one is so accurate. Faction and Armada made me laugh
Apr 24 2021 5:22PM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 29,653
vishnu- we smoke cigs
revision- offshore bank accounts
dps- all about money
Apr 24 2021 7:38PM
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swaggrandpa
Posts: 161 - Karma: 1,840
j skis: designers on drugs
Apr 24 2021 8:29PM
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pissnu_skis
Posts: 435 - Karma: 6,921
BPM Skis- who are they
Apr 24 2021 8:49PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12562 - Karma: 117,096
on3p: how to pronounce?
Apr 24 2021 8:55PM
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,549
Moments before OP posted this he thought to himself I need to think of something that will make people on NSers like me
h3nry.Vishnu: newschoolers favorite ski
Apr 24 2021 9:31PM
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h3nry.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 3,497
skierman_jackMoments before OP posted this he thought to himself I need to think of something that will make people on NSers like me


Bruh 90% of the gear talk threads are people asking what Vishnu’s to buy
Apr 24 2021 9:33PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10648 - Karma: 7,665
Rossignol: sell only soul7's
J-skis: hard rock base
on3p: we like noodles
blizzard: only racers enjoy
atomic: bent fucking chetler
Line: what about afterbang?


couldnt do it in three but vishnu: oddysea of the snow
Apr 24 2021 10:23PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,555
Jiberish: cool in 2008
Salomon: screw park skiing
Empire Attire: that was quick
Slvsh: it was good
Tall T Productions: cursive isn't dead
First Drop: we are Virtika
Virtika: overcompensating for something
Saga: your punching bag
Apr 24 2021 11:09PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13150 - Karma: 19,440
Faction: variable ski quality
Dynastar: dynastar still exists?
Fisher: racers favorite ski
Apr 25 2021 1:23AM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6282 - Karma: 63,867
RMU- Rocky Mountain Underground
Apr 25 2021 9:16AM
15 1
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,100
grantlewis_dntmthats 2 words you sausage


Stfu you bratwurst
Apr 25 2021 10:15PM
10 1
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,549
Icelantic: what’s a shower?
Apr 25 2021 11:43PM
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tmwtrmash
Posts: 148 - Karma: 1,044
Surface: just buy clearance
Apr 26 2021 3:25AM
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toe-bang-gang
Posts: 208 - Karma: 1,272
all k2 sports brands: pretty bad quality
Apr 26 2021 1:35PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 8,730
DolansLebensraumStfu you bratwurst


damn that was so funny im dying over here
Apr 26 2021 7:17PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,270
Dogfart: Moe the Monster
Apr 26 2021 7:41PM
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,769
MiIfHunterDogfart: Moe the Monster


guess who’s back, back again
Apr 26 2021 8:08PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,270
gorbdawggybrentguess who’s back, back again


IM HIIIIIIGH ON GLUUUUUUE
Apr 26 2021 8:09PM
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,769
MiIfHunterIM HIIIIIIGH ON GLUUUUUUE


this is the content i’ve been missin
Apr 26 2021 8:10PM
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