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Sup guys, having woman problems again. So I had a dream the other night about this girl who goes to my school but I’ve never talked to her or anything. She was like really fucking nice to me in the dream, and we ended up going on a date, and I don’t remember all the details but she was really into me. Today I’m at school in this new class and guess who decides to sit right next to me! Could this be a sign? I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
ski_salmon69I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
Jesus if you arent trolling you are a late bloomer my friend.
nothing wrong with that.
just play it cool. Tell her you are dolan than show her my thread list.
she will be so shocked and appalled she will pass out so then you shave her eyebrows while she is passed out.
she will look so weird for the next yr before her eyebrows grow back that she will interpret your look of disgust as you being out of her league and that she is lucky to have you. By the time her eyebrows grow back she will be so thoroughly in love and so invested in keeping you as her boyfriend that she will go to med school to be the family breadwinner while you stay at home jacking off all day and playing with the kids. She will be totally subservient (unlike the typical american couple where the male is a total slave to the female) to you and treat you like royalty and shut the fuck up unless spoken to, even tho she is a doctor and you are a stay at home dad.
DolansLebensraumJesus if you arent trolling you are a late bloomer my friend.
nothing wrong with that.
just play it cool. Tell her you are dolan than show her my thread list.
she will be so shocked and appalled she will pass out so then you shave her eyebrows while she is passed out.
she will look so weird for the next yr before her eyebrows grow back that she will interpret your look of disgust as you being out of her league and that she is lucky to have you. By the time her eyebrows grow back she will be so thoroughly in love and so invested in keeping you as her boyfriend that she will go to med school to be the family breadwinner while you stay at home jacking off all day and playing with the kids. She will be totally subservient (unlike the typical american couple where the male is a total slave to the female) to you and treat you like royalty and shut the fuck up unless spoken to, even tho she is a doctor and you are a stay at home dad.
Think about it op. Its a win win.
i see nothing wrong with this plan
she’s not even out of my league either, but it’s been difficult because my ex told all her friends lies about me and ya that shit doesn’t help
ski_salmon69Sup guys, having woman problems again. So I had a dream the other night about this girl who goes to my school but I’ve never talked to her or anything. She was like really fucking nice to me in the dream, and we ended up going on a date, and I don’t remember all the details but she was really into me. Today I’m at school in this new class and guess who decides to sit right next to me! Could this be a sign? I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
Just show her your NS account. I'm sure she'll dig the username.
DolansLebensraumJesus if you arent trolling you are a late bloomer my friend.
nothing wrong with that.
just play it cool. Tell her you are dolan than show her my thread list.
she will be so shocked and appalled she will pass out so then you shave her eyebrows while she is passed out.
she will look so weird for the next yr before her eyebrows grow back that she will interpret your look of disgust as you being out of her league and that she is lucky to have you. By the time her eyebrows grow back she will be so thoroughly in love and so invested in keeping you as her boyfriend that she will go to med school to be the family breadwinner while you stay at home jacking off all day and playing with the kids. She will be totally subservient (unlike the typical american couple where the male is a total slave to the female) to you and treat you like royalty and shut the fuck up unless spoken to, even tho she is a doctor and you are a stay at home dad.
ski_salmon69Sup guys, having woman problems again. So I had a dream the other night about this girl who goes to my school but I’ve never talked to her or anything. She was like really fucking nice to me in the dream, and we ended up going on a date, and I don’t remember all the details but she was really into me. Today I’m at school in this new class and guess who decides to sit right next to me! Could this be a sign? I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
It wasn’t a dream it’s a preview of what’s to come 😌
Alrighty man so here’s what you gotta do. Either be completely clear about wanting to go on a date or just hang out and do some fun stuff but don’t put a label it yet.
WoFlowzAlrighty man so here’s what you gotta do. Either be completely clear about wanting to go on a date or just hang out and do some fun stuff but don’t put a label it yet.
ski_salmon69Today I’m at school in this new class and guess who decides to sit right next to me! Could this be a sign? I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
Yeah man, if a girl sits next to you it means 100% that they want to date/fuck you
