Saw the sickest thing the other day. Some dude busted out a true nose grab IN THE FUCKING LIFT LINE

fuck i quit everyone else is getting too good

dognutsfuck i quit everyone else is getting too good

I tried grabbing my nose of my ski in the liftline after i saw this beast do it because i wanted to siphon off some of the pussy that was headed his way but right as the girls were passing me i blew my rectum out of my asshole and my ski pants turned blood red as the blood was pouring out of my asshole. The girls were all laughing at me as i was in agony, bleeding out of my asshole onto the snow. I said, “all this, for the glory of rome” as ski patrol carted me away to the hospital. My asshole and rectum needed 80 stitches and the doctor said unfortunately my days of bending over to grab the nose of the ski while its on the snow is over. Its a risk i simply can no longer take. I have a loving family, and i dont want to think about how sad they would be if i bled to death out of my asshole.



i was very depressed for a very long time realizing i was never again going to have the hope, the humble yearning to return to the days of yore when i could grab the nose of my ski in the liftline. Sometimes i would dream about it, and then upon waking up and realizing it was just a dream i would be overcome by sadness and despair.

there may be more to life than grabbing the nose of your skis in the liftline, but as of now i do not know it or if i will ever know it.

Which is more impressive: a 10 second nose grab in the liftline or a quick flex of the tails in the liftline.

ericformanWhich is more impressive: a 10 second nose grab in the liftline or a quick flex of the tails in the liftline.

If by more impressive you mean which will get you more pussy then its hands down the nosegrab. Its like a nuclear explosion of pussy that occurs. The vibrations from the stampede of pussy that was chasing the guy i saw grab true nose in the liftline was so profound it may have partially triggered my rectum getting blown out of my asshole. Ive been google searching what is the avg resonant frequency of a human rectum and apparently its in the 20-40 hz range. The vibrations of the bull run of pussy i witnessed may have caused my rectum to resonate violently like the swinging bridge in washington that collapsed decades ago. Constructive interference may have made my rectum flex back and forth, with ever increasing amplitude, until rupture was unavoidable.

i hope this masterpiece goes down in ns history like shakespeare has in our fucked up society. my condolences for your rectum

may the glory of rome be forever increased by humans like thine

DolansLebensraumI tried grabbing my nose of my ski in the liftline after i saw this beast do it because i wanted to siphon off some of the pussy that was headed his way but right as the girls were passing me i blew my rectum out of my asshole and my ski pants turned blood red as the blood was pouring out of my asshole. The girls were all laughing at me as i was in agony, bleeding out of my asshole onto the snow. I said, “all this, for the glory of rome” as ski patrol carted me away to the hospital. My asshole and rectum needed 80 stitches and the doctor said unfortunately my days of bending over to grab the nose of the ski while its on the snow is over. Its a risk i simply can no longer take. I have a loving family, and i dont want to think about how sad they would be if i bled to death out of my asshole.



i was very depressed for a very long time realizing i was never again going to have the hope, the humble yearning to return to the days of yore when i could grab the nose of my ski in the liftline. Sometimes i would dream about it, and then upon waking up and realizing it was just a dream i would be overcome by sadness and despair.

there may be more to life than grabbing the nose of your skis in the liftline, but as of now i do not know it or if i will ever know it.

i wasn’t sure about this guy at first, but he’s got good taste

Soon people will do grab combos then someones gonna do a flatgrounf dub and then we will all be flying its inevitable

no one ever appreciates my liftline tricks :( I just get yelled at telling me im being a safety hazard and im gonna hurt someone

dawg i once saw a dude grab tail ON THE CHAIRLIFT. at that moment i knew i wasn't worthy and went straight home.

maybe it's the same guy????

i have learned the ways of this man, but rectum rupture is inevitable. They stitched me up with rubber bands so my ass cheeks can spread like a pornstars, and frankly that scares all the pussy away.

.Daddawg i once saw a dude grab tail ON THE CHAIRLIFT. at that moment i knew i wasn't worthy and went straight home.

maybe it's the same guy????

it HAS to be the same guy. grabbing nose in the lift line takes years of practice and immense skill. if anyone would also be capable of grabbing tail on the lift, it would be nose grab man. A true legend fueled by pussy, stoke, and monster shots. he's wild. he's.....core.

.Daddawg i once saw a dude grab tail ON THE CHAIRLIFT. at that moment i knew i wasn't worthy and went straight home.

maybe it's the same guy????

daffyboi31it HAS to be the same guy. grabbing nose in the lift line takes years of practice and immense skill. if anyone would also be capable of grabbing tail on the lift, it would be nose grab man. A true legend fueled by pussy, stoke, and monster shots. he's wild. he's.....core.

It could be. Depends how long he held the grab.

SurfinCowno one ever appreciates my liftline tricks :( I just get yelled at telling me im being a safety hazard and im gonna hurt someone

Tell the guy that that you cant live without pushing your limits and being extreme

**This post was edited on Apr 20th 2021 at 6:01:25pm

I am the man you all speak of
Bow down to me and my full tilts

I may look like a complete kook but nobody will make me stop grabbing blunt on the chairlift

dolanslebensraumI tried grabbing my nose of my ski in the liftline after i saw this beast do it because i wanted to siphon off some of the pussy that was headed his way but right as the girls were passing me i blew my rectum out of my asshole and my ski pants turned blood red as the blood was pouring out of my asshole. The girls were all laughing at me as i was in agony, bleeding out of my asshole onto the snow. I said, “all this, for the glory of rome” as ski patrol carted me away to the hospital. My asshole and rectum needed 80 stitches and the doctor said unfortunately my days of bending over to grab the nose of the ski while its on the snow is over. Its a risk i simply can no longer take. I have a loving family, and i dont want to think about how sad they would be if i bled to death out of my asshole.



i was very depressed for a very long time realizing i was never again going to have the hope, the humble yearning to return to the days of yore when i could grab the nose of my ski in the liftline. Sometimes i would dream about it, and then upon waking up and realizing it was just a dream i would be overcome by sadness and despair.

there may be more to life than grabbing the nose of your skis in the liftline, but as of now i do not know it or if i will ever know it.

AlvaroI may look like a complete kook but nobody will make me stop grabbing blunt on the chairlift

Are you trying to say you smoke weed?