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theabortionatorIdk how your parents raised you, but I'll skip over how wrong you are and ask if you want to trade some mandos for black cherrys or really anything.
Actually probably havent had a claw since November but it's going into summer and I'm sure i will encounter them.
I was raised by nobody,, I was a ferel child living on pine needles
Gonna b real with u dude: if you think drinking seltzer’s makes you gay then you were probably never that straight to begin with.
“OMG BRO ARE YOU DRINKING A SELTZER?! THATS SO GAY, I DRINK ONLY BEER LIKE A REAL MAN”
Like damn bro you sound MAD unsure about your sexuality if you’re too afraid to be seen drinking a white claw.
like I’mma pull up to your party with a 6 pack of raspberries and find myself a cute girl to share them with, you’ll probably bring the 24 rack of PBR and spend the rest of the night drinking them with dudes (which is actually WAY more gay when you think about it), so yeah, I’ll stick with my claws.
Young_pattyGonna b real with u dude: if you think drinking seltzer’s makes you gay then you were probably never that straight to begin with.
“OMG BRO ARE YOU DRINKING A SELTZER?! THATS SO GAY, I DRINK ONLY BEER LIKE A REAL MAN”
Like damn bro you sound MAD unsure about your sexuality if you’re too afraid to be seen drinking a white claw.
like I’mma pull up to your party with a 6 pack of raspberries and find myself a cute girl to share them with, you’ll probably bring the 24 rack of PBR and spend the rest of the night drinking them with dudes (which is actually WAY more gay when you think about it), so yeah, I’ll stick with my claws.
All I’m sayin is that it’s like smoking a vape pen as opposed to a Marlboro red
MiIfHunterAll I’m sayin is that it’s like smoking a vape pen as opposed to a Marlboro red
yes it is a bit fruity
Vape pens and cigarettes are both equally cringe tbh, real skiers smoke spliffs.
but like, why you letting all these mundane things determine your sexuality??
like if a dude actually came up to me and told me he smokes cigs instead of vaping cause he’s NOT GAY the first thing I’d think is:
“This dudes definitely gay and doesn’t want people finding out”
cause no actual straight dude would ever actually feel self conscious to sip a seltzer or smack a puff bar- dudes who feel ashamed about their sexuality or gender identity would though.
End of the day it just comes off as projection, like why else would you be that worried about it?
Young_pattyVape pens and cigarettes are both equally cringe tbh, real skiers smoke spliffs.
but like, why you letting all these mundane things determine your sexuality??
like if a dude actually came up to me and told me he smokes cigs instead of vaping cause he’s NOT GAY the first thing I’d think is:
“This dudes definitely gay and doesn’t want people finding out”
cause no actual straight dude would ever actually feel self conscious to sip a seltzer or smack a puff bar- dudes who feel ashamed about their sexuality or gender identity would though.
End of the day it just comes off as projection, like why else would you be that worried about it?
think of it like this, it's one of those things that has become too ubiquitous to be considered very fruity. ten years ago selfies were a kinda chicky thing to do, now it's just a thing people do sometimes and the only red flag is if someone is way too into them or way too opposed to them
seltzer is like that, that's great if it's not your thing but trying to plant your feet against them too much is the only way to get negative attention on yourself in that particular situation. grab some seltzers, grab some whiskey, include a couple non-booze options, everyone's happy
