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before you are bestowed with this legendary haircut, you must take your boat across the 7 seas,battling hardship and hormones the entire way. Once you have reached White Castle you may unload your ship. This is where you will be bestowed will a pristine pair of black ops 98s.
Now, you shall face the challenge; land a cab 9
if you do this successfully young brother you will be granted access to throne room, where the man, the myth, the legend will be sitting.
Eheath will then point you towards Parker white. When you approach p white and pass out from his beauty, fear not, for he will bestow upon your limp lifeless body the haircut of myth.
Just posted this a few days ago and absolutely stand by my claims.
"Every American should at some point in their lives experience the sheer unadulterated freedom and deep levels of respect that come with having a proper mullet."
Gurl, my ex's mullet was ridiculous. He's had it over 5 years now. Was a good boyfriend, just really jealous and could only read/write at a 4th grade level.
He's a comedian, and for our first date we went to one of his shows. He told some joke like, "any girl that dates a mullet definitely puts out on the first night" and the whole room turned and looked at me.
We had a solid run of about 11 months after that tho.
theabortionatorDon't cut your hair for the job you have but for the job you want.
i think you grew it too long for a proper mullet. I think mullets only look good when they are compact like c ronaldos mullet or Fernando torrez or mesut ozil.
if its not portable it loses its cuteness and general aesthetic form factor in my opinion
heres some good ones:
mat_espoRocked a mullet last summer. Definitely the reason I got a couple dates. managed to get it in the new drivers license
