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FabseMfruits look way more colorful and fresher through Prizm, so they basically safe you money, cause you can eat rotten fruit and don't have to buy fresh ones
SuspiciousFishWell, you come off the mountain and realize you left your Rhotos back at home. So you need to snag another bottle from Kum and Go but a quick glance at the mirror and you eyes are basically bleeding. So there you are, in need of some cracked out eye drops to get down I-70 but your going to look like a goober walking in the door cashed out and make it even worse by ONLY buying cracked out eye drops. So you sit there for a min in this shit chicken and egg situation and suddenly see your goggles on the dash. You skied in goggles and your up in the mountains so it natural right??? So you go in with your ski goggles and look 100% more like a goober than if you just rolled in as is with everyone staring at you. Then you grab the Rhotos and a Gatorade to cover your tracks, somehow manage to pay for it and get the hell out of there. Only once the door closes behind you that you realize in your haste you forgot to grab the Rhotos off the counter and there is no way in hell you are going back in there in your ski goggles again so you say 'Fuck it' and swig your Gatorade and bail. Then you get home and realize you had your goggles on the entire ride back and the Rhotos were actually in your glove box under some napkins.
**This post was edited on Mar 30th 2021 at 6:24:45pm
snowfinderWhy do you need goggles on in the grocery store?
Why are you driving with your helmet on?
How can you drive in your ski boots?
ReturnToMonkeyRhotos are the shit. They're like the tingly sting of a hot dab going down your throat but then moments later, just waves of relief as dopamine floods your brain and the sting fades into the soothing eyeball massage they seem to offer.
tri_photoDriving in ski boots is the biggest flex ever
CatdickBojanglesBecause kids watch cringe shit like this and think it’s cool.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/998919/What-Skiers-Do-In-The-Summer
flavourtownreal ones drive with snow blades on
ReturnToMonkeyYou can tell who drives automatics
CatdickBojanglesBecause kids watch cringe shit like this and think it’s cool.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/998919/What-Skiers-Do-In-The-Summer
BagOTricksWeird, NS seemed to love it when I originally uploaded it. Only way you'd know the re-upload exists is if you were a subscriber haha....
Not sure what I actually did to y'all for the non-stop hate, I'm barely even active here. It is what it is on the internet though, can't please everyone. I enjoy what I do and will keep doing it. This video was especially fun to make :)
