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OregonDead1. get on NS
2. drink coffee
3. eat gummy worms
repeat
Jems> wake up
> almost shit my pants every morning
> smoke weed
> I forgot
ReturnToMonkey12:00 am: begin stressing that its yet another sleepless night
1:00 am: still half listening to podcasts
2~5 am: maybe sleep a bit? Avoid checking what time it is as that makes it worse
6:30 am: alarm goes off. Usually awake before it
6:31 am: fall into a deep sleep
7:00 am: alarm goes off again
7:15 am: open NS
7:30 am: get out of bed, eat, piss, brush teeth, get dressed
7:35 am: start car and get ready for class. Get on NS again
7:49 am: panic and realise what time it is and rush to class, hitting every red light on the way
8-9 am: struggle to stay awake in class
**This post was edited on Mar 25th 2021 at 11:42:08pm
safarisam6:15 wake up, sun salutations
6:20 wash face, put on makeup, brush teeth (walk dog if roommate is in bathroom)
6:40 walk dog (flipped with wash face if roommate was in bathroom)
7:00 get dressed for real
7:05 eat breakfast
7:20 leave for work
safarisamexcept for today apparently when I woke up at 7:00 and left in a hurry at 7:30
icedI struggle with step 2 all the time
the trick is to sleep without pants so theres nothing to shit in
CaptainObvious.rip dog walkies
No.QuarterCan't forget the morning dump I take at work because I like to get paid to poop.
ReturnToMonkeyAt my cook job, I got unlimited free coffee... It was great cus free coffee and it induced more time to get paid to shit with my shit for pay. Unfortunately I am now severely addicted to caffeine and it is no longer free
No.QuarterCan't forget the morning dump I take at work because I like to get paid to poop.
Yunggg_jonHow does one achieve this level of intelligence?
theabortionator10:20 PM
Spend 5 to 10 laying in bed sad
10:30 decide I'll go to work get up and start coffee gathering boots work pants maybe a snack.
10:55 leave home. 11:00 punch in.
9am punch out to go drink or ride when most peoples mornings are just beginning.
It's fucked. Dont work nights
TRVP_ANGEL1. Wake up in the morning, feelin' like P Diddy
2. Grab my glasses
3. I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
4. Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back
TreegrabberGet up
3 lines of coke
Say bye to the girl that was here (different every time)
have my butler deliver breakfast
take laps in my pool
swim to my other pool
take more laps
a few rounds of tennis on my tennis court
then hop in the lambo and head up to my ski hill
-olivesenlighten me but if you can swim from one pool to another... isn't it just one pool? broke ass only has one pool.
McNocheBrush teeth
Eat ass
head to work
-olivesi admire the ass eating after the tooth brushing
