How do i donate

just send your CC Info to TRVP ANGEL, he'll handle it for you

Venmo me

DeebieSkeebiesjust send your CC Info to TRVP ANGEL, he'll handle it for you

CLQVenmo me

Ah yes great idea

A foreign prince will be in touch with you shortly.

wheres my fucking money

Ahhhhh the young traveler wishes to be adorned with the wares of the few who call themselves Newschoolers. The glory you seek is at the end of long and hard fought trail. Be warned, young ward - the road ahead is not for the faint of heart, for it is fraught with danger, deceit, and, if you approach with recklessness and nonchalance, even death. To gain the trinkets you so desperately seek, you must first seek out these items three:

First, you must collect a Hot Cheetoh Stuft Burrito from Taco Bell.

Second, a Shamrock Shake from Mcdonalds

Last, you must track down Crown Shaped Chicken Nuggets

Once you've acquired these sacred items you must travel to Park City. Take your collection up the mountain on the second full moon of the new year and wait until the moon is highest in the sky. Look to the longest flat-down rail where the light falls. There you will see a "Ride Park City" sign. Place your items in the order they were acquired from north to south. Once the items are locate, turn to face west and take 90 paces to the large aspen tree. There you will wait for three moons. At the end of the third day, you will be visited by the NS god, eheath. He will collect your offering and measure your worthiness of what you desire. Be warned, young traveler, do not look up on eheath's face when he approaches. To do so could provoke the god's rage and you meet your end as a red spot on the snow.

If eheath accepts your offering he will provide you with what you so greatly desire.

Is that actually how i donate?

TRVP_ANGELwheres my fucking money

Man this is good holy shit

CaptainObvious.Ahhhhh the young traveler wishes to be adorned with the wares of the few who call themselves Newschoolers. The glory you seek is at the end of long and hard fought trail. Be warned, young ward - the road ahead is not for the faint of heart, for it is fraught with danger, deceit, and, if you approach with recklessness and nonchalance, even death. To gain the trinkets you so desperately seek, you must first seek out these items three:

First, you must collect a Hot Cheetoh Stuft Burrito from Taco Bell.

Second, a Shamrock Shake from Mcdonalds

Last, you must track down Crown Shaped Chicken Nuggets

Once you've acquired these sacred items you must travel to Park City. Take your collection up the mountain on the second full moon of the new year and wait until the moon is highest in the sky. Look to the longest flat-down rail where the light falls. There you will see a "Ride Park City" sign. Place your items in the order they were acquired from north to south. Once the items are locate, turn to face west and take 90 paces to the large aspen tree. There you will wait for three moons. At the end of the third day, you will be visited by the NS god, eheath. He will collect your offering and measure your worthiness of what you desire. Be warned, young traveler, do not look up on eheath's face when he approaches. To do so could provoke the god's rage and you meet your end as a red spot on the snow.

If eheath accepts your offering he will provide you with what you so greatly desire.

i'm not positive but i think it most recently was part of the site store, which is currently down?

At one point you sent it to a paypal and nessaged @Mr.Bishop but those times are long gone.


It was in the store for a long time but the store is offline atm.


Maybe @eheath can weigh in.

EPfanboyIs that actually how i donate?

Yes

We'll bring the store back when we have stickers and/or merch to sell, likely in September. We may find a separate solution for donations in the meantime. We'll make an announcement if that works out. Thanks!

Anyone who donates to this garbage site is a complete nerd.


Shit