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What happened to chinese downhill?

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Notaskibum
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Back in the day me and the homies used to do this all the time but now I never can get anyone to get rowdy. They are always like "what the fuck is a Chinese downhill"

We should get an unofficial newschoolers one organized somewhere end of season so we all can get our passes pulled
4 years ago
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WoFlowz
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My coaches encourage it lol we straight line the main run at my mtn and all race it’s hilarious trying to dodge kooks and gapers and not get screamed at by safety pareol
4 years ago
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Casey
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I don’t think you can call it that in 2021 brother, mountain ambassadors will cancel you in a hot minute
4 years ago
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icydave
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Magic Mountain had an official one (Road to Ruin) the 18-19 season, but they called it a mass-start downhill. It was pretty cool, with heats for age/gender and then the winner of each heat in a final round. They offered a big enough cash prize that everyone took risks
4 years ago
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r00kie
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@BigPurpleSkiSuit
4 years ago
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ColoradoDogfart
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r00kie@BigPurpleSkiSuit


Fuck bigpurpleskisuit. He promised to do one at snowbird and then never delivered
4 years ago
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snowmosexual
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Wasn't there a thread about changing the name around this time last year?
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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r00kie@BigPurpleSkiSuit


he got arrested by ski patrol and now in vail detention centre
4 years ago
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HypeBeast
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@skierman
4 years ago
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Emma_Watson
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CaseyI don’t think you can call it that in 2021 brother, mountain ambassadors will cancel you in a hot minute


why can't he call it that Casey
4 years ago
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theabortionator
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Facebook just hit me with a memory of getting knocked out 10 years ago ski blading in one.
4 years ago
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dwt802
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Yeah so skiing while being baked is too dangerous and you need to “be careful out there” yet here you are doing Chinese downhill wondering what happened to it? Adds up.
4 years ago
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Notaskibum
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dwt802Yeah so skiing while being baked is too dangerous and you need to “be careful out there” yet here you are doing Chinese downhill wondering what happened to it? Adds up.

One is active and one is passive. Different types of risk, I was also mostly talking about people drinking and doing shrooms in the other thread.
4 years ago
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Chunderface
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Have you even seen Hot Dog?
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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April 3rd rain or shine. 12 PM start. Finish is going to be the banner on the bridge from tram deck towards peruvian
ColoradoDogfartFuck bigpurpleskisuit. He promised to do one at snowbird and then never delivered
4 years ago
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Notaskibum
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BigPurpleSkiSuitApril 3rd rain or shine. 12 PM start. Finish is going to be the banner on the bridge from tram deck towards peruvian





If I don't get my ikon pulled I'm gonna be pissed
4 years ago
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katrina
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park city used to have a closing day scramble where everyone took their skis off and threw them in a big pile and then like at some point it was go time and you had to find your skis and put them on and ski down as fast as possible. it was magical.
4 years ago
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Notaskibum
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BigPurpleSkiSuitApril 3rd rain or shine. 12 PM start. Finish is going to be the banner on the bridge from tram deck towards peruvian


Let's get it tomorrow
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Alright, changing this up a bit, going to be the Peruvian to bypass road downihll
4 years ago
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Notaskibum
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BigPurpleSkiSuitAlright, changing this up a bit, going to be the Peruvian to bypass road downihll


me after getting hauled off by ski patrol after a Chinese downhill with 6 dudes in it

4 years ago
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dognutsdogfart
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what is this chinese downhill yall speak of
4 years ago
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