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Motivate me to finish this essay

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Jems
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active my pea brain pls
Mar 16 2021 12:31AM
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vibecheck
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i fucking hate essays. good luck☺️
Mar 16 2021 12:44AM
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byubound
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Do yer essay ya dunce
Mar 16 2021 12:49AM
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Jems
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byuboundDo yer essay ya dunce

thanks
Mar 16 2021 1:01AM
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byubound
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Jemsthanks


no prob man you got it
Mar 16 2021 1:03AM
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GayWolf420
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Just finish the essay about how you can't churn-up any more thoughts to put on paper. Teacher will at least give you some points for respect maybe.
Mar 16 2021 1:06AM
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Jems
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DeebieSkeebiesJust finish the essay about how you can't churn-up any more thoughts to put on paper. Teacher will at least give you some points for respect maybe.

or i could not do it and smoke weed 😎
Mar 16 2021 1:10AM
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GayWolf420
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Jemsor i could not do it and smoke weed 😎

roll a chop with your essay
Mar 16 2021 1:14AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Jemsor i could not do it and smoke weed 😎

Take a snap and then write it about whatever your snap song was about
Mar 16 2021 1:27AM
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asparagus
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Did you finish the essay?
Mar 16 2021 8:47AM
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CatdickBojangles
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High school or college?
Mar 16 2021 9:31AM
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vibecheck
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CatdickBojanglesHigh school or college?

he in middleschool
Mar 16 2021 10:40AM
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Mingg
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I'm going to ban you until you finish your essay
Mar 16 2021 1:09PM
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Jems
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MinggI'm going to ban you until you finish your essay

I’ve actually considered asking a mod to ban me for a day to curb my addiction
Mar 16 2021 1:31PM
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Mingg
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JemsI’ve actually considered asking a mod to ban me for a day to curb my addiction


I'm always here to help when you need, we do it all the time actually lol
Mar 16 2021 1:34PM
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Deez_Mcskis
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think about the sense of accompishment when you finish, and how it really wont take that long to get it done.

but who am i to say that i'm supposed to be in class right now

good luck anyway
Mar 16 2021 1:42PM
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1337
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MinggI'm going to ban you until you finish your essay


I'll ban OP if he doesn't get a good grade.
Mar 16 2021 1:52PM
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theabortionator
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@eheath will sign your titties if you get a good grade.
Mar 16 2021 2:16PM
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meatrocket8
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your mom gonna be real disappointed if you dont get a good grade remember that
Mar 16 2021 2:35PM
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Young_patty
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Bruh you’re paying to be in that class which means you’re wasting money by not writing the essay.
Mar 16 2021 2:37PM
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zues
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when I had trouble writing my papers I'd just drink 6-8 beers. Not a joke.
Mar 16 2021 3:02PM
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Obama_care
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1337I'll ban OP if he doesn't get a good grade.


heyyy nice website
Mar 16 2021 3:04PM
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meatrocket8
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zueswhen I had trouble writing my papers I'd just drink 6-8 beers. Not a joke.


double shot of expresso + one cigarette >
Mar 16 2021 6:06PM
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Dustin.
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JemsI’ve actually considered asking a mod to ban me for a day to curb my addiction

I had Rowen ban me in college because I couldn't stop watching ski videos and I had a project due.
Mar 17 2021 1:58AM
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_Garagely_
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zueswhen I had trouble writing my papers I'd just drink 6-8 beers. Not a joke.

Truth to this. It’s probably not quality writing but a few beers will get you flowing.
Mar 17 2021 5:12PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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DeebieSkeebiesJust finish the essay about how you can't churn-up any more thoughts to put on paper. Teacher will at least give you some points for respect maybe.


OP should just compile his NS post history and submit it as it is
Mar 17 2021 5:15PM
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zues
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_Garagely_Truth to this. It’s probably not quality writing but a few beers will get you flowing.


In all seriousness I've written my best stuff while drinking. You can't let yourself get sloppy drunk... but writing buzzed really unleashes what you want to say. The next day I'll go back and proofread.
Mar 17 2021 5:27PM
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Jems
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i finished this shit a while ago why are people still posting
Mar 17 2021 5:40PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Didn’t you write Clerks?
Jul 20 2021 12:14PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Jemsi finished this shit a while ago why are people still posting

How do we know you finished it. Are you like some sort of expert on finishing essays or something?
Jul 20 2021 8:27PM
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Jems
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DolansLebensraumHow do we know you finished it. Are you like some sort of expert on finishing essays or something?

i’m an expert on fucking your mom
Jul 20 2021 8:34PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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JEMS!
May 24 2023 10:37AM
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Jems
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someone delete this thread stupid ass bots
May 24 2023 10:41AM
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Newsheepers
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Da Fuck is an essay?
May 24 2023 11:13AM
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Angioedema
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Chatgpt for "ideas"
Jun 4 2023 6:20PM
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AaronO.
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I wrote my ese in Denver
Jun 4 2023 7:07PM
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littleman34
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Don't cross your essays bro the cartel ain't gonna take that lightly if you know what I mean bro
Jun 5 2023 9:20PM
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