How do I remove brain cells faster so I have more swag while skiing?

h3nry.

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Loner

Become a ski racer. You will instantly lose brain cells

4 years ago

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Mixy

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Crazy Fool

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JAHpow

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Crazy Fool

Read through threads from Ankilla and/or watch his insta

4 years ago

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a_pla5tic_bag

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Crazy Fool

The eat some wax thread is that way my friend.

**This post was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 10:24:58pm

**This post was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 10:25:10pm

4 years ago

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SlitherySnake

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Insane

nice name

4 years ago

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Jems

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Crazy Fool

setup someone to pee in ur butt

4 years ago

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pissnu_skis

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Ridiculous

SlitherySnakenice name

Thanks dawg
i am the pissmaster

4 years ago

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GayWolf420

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Basement Dweller

gotta do a bit more during your safety meetings, talking like bringing the entire dab nail kit and the whole works

4 years ago

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Temetius

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Wannabe

JAHpowRead through threads from Ankilla and/or watch his insta

Sadly cant, the man blocked me on ig years ago lmao

4 years ago

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teamdummy

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Insane

Nitrous Oxide. I’m dumber to this day because of that wonderful hippie gas.

4 years ago

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CatdickBojangles

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No Life

Play the blackout game daily.

4 years ago

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partyandBS

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No Life

Every brain cell lost is weight reduction and is actually performance enhancing!! Sometimes it takes blunt force trauma to knock the really sticky ones out of place. Consider getting into bar fights, riding shotgun while your friend ghost rides the whip, or putting out an ad on Craigslist paying strangers to chase you down and throw a sack over your head and kicking the shit out of you. You know, regular everyday things to better yourself!

4 years ago

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Icant_kfed

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Insane

h3nry.Become a ski racer. You will instantly lose brain cells

awfully generous of you to assume they had them to begin with

4 years ago

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DominatorJacques

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pissnu_skisHelp me

So easy, just start snowboarding!

4 years ago

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freestyler540

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Crazy Fool

Watch tik tok videos for a day straight. That should drop your iq enough to drop out of highschool.

Or eat a bunch of vagicil like cartman in south park

4 years ago

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johnblaze

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freestyler540Watch tik tok videos for a day straight. That should drop your iq enough to drop out of highschool.

Or eat a bunch of vagicil like cartman in south park

Gotta watch Nascar too!

4 years ago

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WoFlowz

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Crazy Fool

Eat wax like me or hit your head on whale tail boxes like me

4 years ago

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ReturnToMonkey

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Everyone here is just recommending ways to kill brain cells. To truly get the benefits, you have to have your friends perform a lobotomy and actually remove the gray matter

4 years ago

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BrandoComando

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Insane

Alcohol!

Short-term benefits: Lowered inhibitions (aka braver), loss of critical judgement (aka sendier), lowered body temperature (aka won't get cold in the snow)

Long-term benefits: Loss of brain cells from liver disease, crippling alcoholism, depression, and sicker ski edits from the short-term benefits

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