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Jesper Tjader is The Bunch's worst nightmare

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vibe.crudo
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The Bunch are all concerned about individual carbon footprint and doing climate reports and skiing sustainably and Jesper's team is just like "We're gonna manufacture two trampolines and drag them up this hill for one single shot of the 4 minute video part"
Mar 15 2021 10:26AM
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WoFlowz
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Not to mention the new skis before every comp
Mar 15 2021 10:40AM
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willyGG
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WoFlowzNot to mention the new skis before every comp


Man has got to have something to compensate for those shit ass looking Dope clothes with zero quality. At least he is a god on rails.
Mar 15 2021 11:09AM
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vibecheck
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sounds like a great guy
Mar 15 2021 11:22AM
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Young_patty
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Bunch be like: “we completely offset our carbon footprint during the creation of this film!”

“and I brought it back to make this sub 4 minute rail edit !!!”
-Jesper
Mar 15 2021 11:33AM
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skierman
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Its cute you think they're somehow different or better.

The Bunch and Jesper are both self-serving assholes with their own niche of the market.
Mar 15 2021 11:34AM
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vibecheck
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skiermanIts cute you think they're somehow different or better.

The Bunch and Jesper are both self-serving assholes with their own niche of the market.


thank you for your reply!
Mar 15 2021 11:35AM
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thatsG
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God forbid Jesper for chasing the bag and trying to do cool shit for us to watch.
Mar 15 2021 11:41AM
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vibe.crudo
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thatsGGod forbid Jesper for chasing the bag and trying to do cool shit for us to watch.


Alex Hall dragged a winch miles into the woods just hit a gnarly rail and used a baseball field fence cage thing as a trampoline. I'm sure everything minus the loop rails is possible to find in the street but I could be wrong

**This post was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 11:50:27am
Mar 15 2021 11:49AM
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SkiingNinja
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Not to mention the fact that these crews use cameras to film and computers to edit. Then server farms host the videos online! Can you believe that they support manufacturing, likely in countries with less regulations on emissions? It's so irresponsible. I wish they would just transplant the edit directly into my brain. That would be way less polluting to the planet. /sarcasm

I'm all for being green but this level of scrutiny is a bit ridiculous. It's not like he spilled oil into a pondskim to make it look more visually aesthetic.
Mar 15 2021 11:59AM
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vibe.crudo
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SkiingNinjaNot to mention the fact that these crews use cameras to film and computers to edit. Then server farms host the videos online! Can you believe that they support manufacturing, likely in countries with less regulations on emissions? It's so irresponsible. I wish they would just transplant the edit directly into my brain. That would be way less polluting to the planet. /sarcasm

I'm all for being green but this level of scrutiny is a bit ridiculous. It's not like he spilled oil into a pondskim to make it look more visually aesthetic.


It's not that serious I'm just saying he does the most and they do the least. Both are dope as hell tho
Mar 15 2021 12:05PM
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asparagus
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Vincent.CrudoThe Bunch are all concerned about individual carbon footprint and doing climate reports and skiing sustainably and Jesper's team is just like "We're gonna manufacture two trampolines and drag them up this hill for one single shot of the 4 minute video part"


What? That’s on redbull, Jesper just says he wants do do something and those guys set it up for him. Sure he could tell redbull that he wants them to only get used, ethically sources trampolines but he also wants to keep his sponsorship. I think we should pressure the companies setting this stuff up to be more eco friendly instead of the athlete they’re doing it for.
Mar 15 2021 1:18PM
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a_burger
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Pretty sure most of them went to a ski academy with Jesper
Mar 15 2021 2:17PM
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Awelterego
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Ethically sourced trampolines 😩😂😩😂
Mar 15 2021 2:18PM
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DesertStix
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This. Put the pressure on sponsors so athletes can make a living without having to do the absolute most out of fear for losing their livelihood. If the general reception to Jesper doing all these stunts was negative and he didn’t get the digital impressions he does, Red Bull wouldn’t have him doing trampoline sessions in the middle of a terrain park or tearing up a ski cross training facility with neon lights...
THANOSDOGFARTWhat? That’s on redbull, Jesper just says he wants do do something and those guys set it up for him. Sure he could tell redbull that he wants them to only get used, ethically sources trampolines but he also wants to keep his sponsorship. I think we should pressure the companies setting this stuff up to be more eco friendly instead of the athlete they’re doing it for.
Mar 15 2021 2:21PM
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Quaggy
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Dang.
Not another sustainability thread. I'm all for it but c'mon guys, take a step back and look at the larger implications. The humanitarian rights violations and perpetuation of slavery for conflict minerals to produce technology doesn't get talked about... but watch out, this individual flys three times a year and gets new skis each season!
The conservation selectivity here has always been weird.
Mar 15 2021 2:23PM
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WoFlowz
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Vincent.CrudoAlex Hall dragged a winch miles into the woods just hit a gnarly rail and used a baseball field fence cage thing as a trampoline. I'm sure everything minus the loop rails is possible to find in the street but I could be wrong

**This post was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 11:50:27am


I can’t believe he left that massive piece of litter in the middle of the woods over night CANCEL HIM
Mar 15 2021 2:24PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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AwelteregoEthically sourced trampolines 😩😂😩😂


My trampolines are non-gmo, organic, grown without pesticides, and harvested by workers paid way above minimum wage.
Mar 15 2021 2:27PM
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Idahoe
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good thing that jesper is ready for when climate change makes winter a thing of the past!
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/934798/GoPro--Jesper-Tj--der---CopenHill---Skiing-On-Top-a-Building
Mar 15 2021 2:51PM
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pjbagel
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The carbon footprint of skiing is insane. If you ski as much as we do, you use roughly one ton of CO2 to power a season of your chairlift rides. But that's only a small fraction, because we all commute to the hill by car. I personally drive an hour+ to the hill, both ways, twice a weekend. I normally carpool, but covid has made that tough. That's about another two tons of CO2 a season. 3 tons is roughy 3 round trip cross-country flights. If you think turning a snowmobile on to bring a trampoline halfway up a run is bad, I encourage you to take another look because a year of skiing is way more fucked. Hell, the simple act of eating meat is about the same as skiing.

I am a big environmentalist but I am tired of finger pointing. We all have work to do here which is what made what the Bunch did so cool. They were self critical, acknowledged that they weren't perfect and said they still had work to do.
Mar 15 2021 4:44PM
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vibe.crudo
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THANOSDOGFARTWhat? That’s on redbull, Jesper just says he wants do do something and those guys set it up for him. Sure he could tell redbull that he wants them to only get used, ethically sources trampolines but he also wants to keep his sponsorship. I think we should pressure the companies setting this stuff up to be more eco friendly instead of the athlete they’re doing it for.


That's why I said "Jesper's team"
Mar 15 2021 5:35PM
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SuspiciousFish
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Not going to lie, I just scrolled down to find Skierman's take.

That and if your surrounded by forest, those trees really do appreciate the extra CO2.
Mar 15 2021 5:39PM
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BAA
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skiermanIts cute you think they're somehow different or better.

The Bunch and Jesper are both self-serving assholes with their own niche of the market.


actual rational thought = immediate downvote on NS.
Mar 15 2021 6:15PM
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partyandBS
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BAAactual rational thought = immediate downvote on NS.


Ehh, more like @skierman post = immediate downvote

Earlier he posted something bashing @dolanslebensraum and I was so conflicted because I hate both of their Shit posts and didn’t know how to vote lol.
Mar 15 2021 6:36PM
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mattf51
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partyandBSEhh, more like @skierman post = immediate downvote

Earlier he posted something bashing @dolanslebensraum and I was so conflicted because I hate both of their Shit posts and didn’t know how to vote lol.

Always down vote. Don’t think just vote.
Mar 15 2021 9:49PM
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BAA
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partyandBSEhh, more like @skierman post = immediate downvote

Earlier he posted something bashing @dolanslebensraum and I was so conflicted because I hate both of their Shit posts and didn’t know how to vote lol.


@dolanslebensraum does the NS society a favor by always offering a conflicting or obscure and in no way related opinion to a thread that keeps the comments rolling
Mar 15 2021 10:23PM
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thatsG
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Can't imagine what people would say about Jon Olsson's events environmental impact
Mar 15 2021 11:28PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Jesper is way more fun to watch than the bunch imo
Mar 16 2021 12:17AM
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stroh67
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Warning: trampolines have been known to cause cancer and reproductive problems in the state of California
Mar 16 2021 1:27AM
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mattf51
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DolansLebensraumJesper is way more fun to watch than the bunch imo


I agree. Also what is to say that he is not donating thousands of dollars a year to offset his carbon footprint. He might just not want to brag about it.
Mar 16 2021 9:46AM
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DominatorJacques
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Too much driving and traveling.
Too much ski waxing. Think of all the energy that consumes, and probably petrochemical wax!
And yes, going through too many skis too fast.
Bla bla bla bla.
Maybe they all should just go live with the Amish!
Anyone that skis is raping the planet!
Mar 16 2021 10:08AM
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lilnoid666
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i have always gotten the weirdest vibes from the bunch. Like a bunch of weird sweds who cock ride On3p, but idk, might just be me.
Mar 16 2021 10:57AM
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lilnoid666
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sams15i have always gotten the weirdest vibes from the bunch. Like a bunch of weird sweds who cock ride On3p, but idk, might just be me.


and in their movie, why are they dancing in a circle for half of it? anyone notice that?
Mar 16 2021 10:58AM
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skierman
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sams15and in their movie, why are they dancing in a circle for half of it? anyone notice that?


That's pretty standard. Unlike most other crew edits, they end up using up all of their B-roll so they have to dip into the C-roll just to break the 10 minute mark.
Mar 16 2021 1:26PM
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