Replying to What Would You Do?

So I just bought a brand new pair of skis. Ive only had them for a week, and my buddy decided it would be funny to ski right over the new sticks while I was waiting at the top of the lift. Side note: he was half a bottle deep on crown at this time. After he backed off of them, I noticed he left a gash all the way across my top sheet. I laughed it off and played it cool, didn’t want to be the guy to cry about his new skis being dinged up, but damn... I’m aware they are going to get beat up eventually, and I don’t baby my skis by any means. Just hard seeing it the fourth day out with em ya know.

How would y’all have reacted?