Need to know who’s taking all the bitches the rest of the year.
I see these around the mountain and I’m flabbergasted. Who knew you could make yourself a full package chick magnet for just $400 plus shipping and handling?
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c-friesNeed to know who’s taking all the bitches the rest of the year.
I see these around the mountain and I’m flabbergasted. Who knew you could make yourself a full package chick magnet for just $400 plus shipping and handling?
CatdickBojanglesKids that have these have a 99.9% chance of having a backpack with a Bluetooth speaker in it blasting shitty rap.
CatdickBojanglesKids that have these have a 99.9% chance of having a backpack with a Bluetooth speaker in it blasting shitty rap.
c-friesOn the real though, how much is Ruroc paying Tanner? Like it has to be a ton for him to feel okay with being on the team right??
ReturnToMonkeyThis is fake right? It has to be fake. There's no way she would wear her chrome helmet, goggles, and even Olympic bib into the store.. she's mentally ill
larilinesign
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willyGGProlly Drake blasting from the speaker
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BradFiAusNzCoCaHe doesn’t wear the face mask helmet and Andy parry and LJ Strenio are also on the team. They’re trying to change the image I guess
larilinesignOh yeah it's on her insta lol.
Unpopular opinion, but I totally dig Liz.
The more I think about it, the sheer chaos and zero fucks of her hyperfemanine attitude towards life are... incredible. She's truly ahead of her time.
People see her pulling wild shit, trouncing down cotton candy lane all like, "Yeah! I can do anything!" And it just makes them piss all over themselves.
Meanwhile, she's out there swimming in child-like wonderment, goofing around making little mini ice cream cones in a ruroc helmet - harnessing chaotic girl power positivity to strangle her reality into a place where it's her world and the rest of us are all just living in it.
Liz is a bulldozer against the "testosterone fueled cool guy" identity of winter sports, and I LOVE IT.
Fuck your masculinity, fuck your whining, fuck your society, and fuck your Olympics.
You want something out of life? Put on a silly outfit and a shit eating grin and go get it.
Obstacles and critics don't exist to Liz, and she's having fun jubilently doing whatever the fuck she wants.
I don't care if you guys hate her, that's QUEEN SHIT. That's punk rock as fuck.
Tbh, I aspire to have me some Liz Swany Big Cervix Energy.
larilinesignOh yeah it's on her insta lol.
Unpopular opinion, but I totally dig Liz.
The more I think about it, the sheer chaos and zero fucks of her hyperfemanine attitude towards life are... incredible. She's truly ahead of her time.
People see her pulling wild shit, trouncing down cotton candy lane all like, "Yeah! I can do anything!" And it just makes them piss all over themselves.
Meanwhile, she's out there swimming in child-like wonderment, goofing around making little mini ice cream cones in a ruroc helmet - harnessing chaotic girl power positivity to strangle her reality into a place where it's her world and the rest of us are all just living in it.
Liz is a bulldozer against the "testosterone fueled cool guy" identity of winter sports, and I LOVE IT.
Fuck your masculinity, fuck your whining, fuck your society, and fuck your Olympics.
You want something out of life? Put on a silly outfit and a shit eating grin and go get it.
Obstacles and critics don't exist to Liz, and she's having fun jubilently doing whatever the fuck she wants.
I don't care if you guys hate her, that's QUEEN SHIT. That's punk rock as fuck.
Tbh, I aspire to have me some Liz Swany Big Cervix Energy.
IdahoeWho ready for the Ruroc team video, its just gonna be a travelling circus episode with tanner smoking a blunt in the background and liz swaney doing deadlifts
larilinesign
Champion's mindset!
BradFiAusNzCoCaHe doesn’t wear the face mask helmet and Andy parry and LJ Strenio are also on the team. They’re trying to change the image I guess
keagan.karstensit’s always the kids who jump off the sides of rail lips that wear these. Like fuck off bro use the force to take your ass outa the park w your star wars bucket
ThegenericskierHow much you want to bet they are all participation medals
Dan-Manmostly just faggot jerries.
willyGGProlly Drake blasting from the speaker
CatdickBojanglesKids that have these have a 99.9% chance of having a backpack with a Bluetooth speaker in it blasting shitty rap.
CatdickBojanglesKids that have these have a 99.9% chance of having a backpack with a Bluetooth speaker in it blasting shitty rap.
larilinesignShe actually wins 1st place in a bunch of marathons and races
NotTooSteezySam
Saw this at the hill today and instantly thought of this thread when my buddy said “damn chrome ruroc guy pulls harder than i do” so i snapped a pic for NS
Cream_SauceYeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.
Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?
Cream_SauceYeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.
Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?
Cream_SauceYeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.
Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?