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Need to know who’s taking all the bitches the rest of the year.
I see these around the mountain and I’m flabbergasted. Who knew you could make yourself a full package chick magnet for just $400 plus shipping and handling?
it’s always the kids who jump off the sides of rail lips that wear these. Like fuck off bro use the force to take your ass outa the park w your star wars bucket
This is fake right? It has to be fake. There's no way she would wear her chrome helmet, goggles, and even Olympic bib into the store.. she's mentally ill
c-friesNeed to know who’s taking all the bitches the rest of the year.
I see these around the mountain and I’m flabbergasted. Who knew you could make yourself a full package chick magnet for just $400 plus shipping and handling?
All boarders and skiers should come together hard to get these bitch-thieves of the mountains
At my mountain, there is a whole family all decked out in different colored Rurocs. It's quite terrifying to see a full squad of them pizzaing towards you
ReturnToMonkeyThis is fake right? It has to be fake. There's no way she would wear her chrome helmet, goggles, and even Olympic bib into the store.. she's mentally ill
Oh yeah it's on her insta lol.
Unpopular opinion, but I totally dig Liz.
The more I think about it, the sheer chaos and zero fucks of her hyperfemanine attitude towards life are... incredible. She's truly ahead of her time.
People see her pulling wild shit, trouncing down cotton candy lane all like, "Yeah! I can do anything!" And it just makes them piss all over themselves.
Meanwhile, she's out there swimming in child-like wonderment, goofing around making little mini ice cream cones in a ruroc helmet - harnessing chaotic girl power positivity to strangle her reality into a place where it's her world and the rest of us are all just living in it.
Liz is a bulldozer against the "testosterone fueled cool guy" identity of winter sports, and I LOVE IT.
Fuck your masculinity, fuck your whining, fuck your society, and fuck your Olympics.
You want something out of life? Put on a silly outfit and a shit eating grin and go get it.
Obstacles and critics don't exist to Liz, and she's having fun jubilently doing whatever the fuck she wants.
I don't care if you guys hate her, that's QUEEN SHIT. That's punk rock as fuck.
Tbh, I aspire to have me some Liz Swany Big Cervix Energy.
BradFiAusNzCoCaHe doesn’t wear the face mask helmet and Andy parry and LJ Strenio are also on the team. They’re trying to change the image I guess
Who ready for the Ruroc team video, its just gonna be a travelling circus episode with tanner smoking a blunt in the background and liz swaney doing deadlifts
The more I think about it, the sheer chaos and zero fucks of her hyperfemanine attitude towards life are... incredible. She's truly ahead of her time.
People see her pulling wild shit, trouncing down cotton candy lane all like, "Yeah! I can do anything!" And it just makes them piss all over themselves.
Meanwhile, she's out there swimming in child-like wonderment, goofing around making little mini ice cream cones in a ruroc helmet - harnessing chaotic girl power positivity to strangle her reality into a place where it's her world and the rest of us are all just living in it.
Liz is a bulldozer against the "testosterone fueled cool guy" identity of winter sports, and I LOVE IT.
Fuck your masculinity, fuck your whining, fuck your society, and fuck your Olympics.
You want something out of life? Put on a silly outfit and a shit eating grin and go get it.
Obstacles and critics don't exist to Liz, and she's having fun jubilently doing whatever the fuck she wants.
I don't care if you guys hate her, that's QUEEN SHIT. That's punk rock as fuck.
Tbh, I aspire to have me some Liz Swany Big Cervix Energy.
The more I think about it, the sheer chaos and zero fucks of her hyperfemanine attitude towards life are... incredible. She's truly ahead of her time.
People see her pulling wild shit, trouncing down cotton candy lane all like, "Yeah! I can do anything!" And it just makes them piss all over themselves.
Meanwhile, she's out there swimming in child-like wonderment, goofing around making little mini ice cream cones in a ruroc helmet - harnessing chaotic girl power positivity to strangle her reality into a place where it's her world and the rest of us are all just living in it.
Liz is a bulldozer against the "testosterone fueled cool guy" identity of winter sports, and I LOVE IT.
Fuck your masculinity, fuck your whining, fuck your society, and fuck your Olympics.
You want something out of life? Put on a silly outfit and a shit eating grin and go get it.
Obstacles and critics don't exist to Liz, and she's having fun jubilently doing whatever the fuck she wants.
I don't care if you guys hate her, that's QUEEN SHIT. That's punk rock as fuck.
Tbh, I aspire to have me some Liz Swany Big Cervix Energy.
Hate all you want yall just jelly you dont have that industrious Liz Swany Live to Kick Ass champion mindset.
Renaissance woman!
Maybe if she were wearing Tall T and dropping her voice low acting all manly instead of sunshine and rainbows, you'd all see her perfectly manicured middle fingers up in the air.
Even Harlaut can't hold a candle to her burn on the patriarchy.
I want that Swany Ruroc deadlifting edit, and I want it NOW.
Saw this at the hill today and instantly thought of this thread when my buddy said “damn chrome ruroc guy pulls harder than i do” so i snapped a pic for NS
IdahoeWho ready for the Ruroc team video, its just gonna be a travelling circus episode with tanner smoking a blunt in the background and liz swaney doing deadlifts
@404404 I’m ready. Get that Ruroc $$$ and make it happen
keagan.karstensit’s always the kids who jump off the sides of rail lips that wear these. Like fuck off bro use the force to take your ass outa the park w your star wars bucket
Today I saw a middle aged dude riding one of those stand up snow trikes while wearing a chrome ruroc. He was hitting all the rail lips (fuck u man) and 2 of the 3 jump line jumps, knuckled every time. Sure was unique tho I'll give him that.
Saw this at the hill today and instantly thought of this thread when my buddy said “damn chrome ruroc guy pulls harder than i do” so i snapped a pic for NS
Cream_SauceYeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.
Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?
Yeah Bella Bacon is def a sick as hell chillmaster. No arguing there.
I just wanted to say something in defense of Liz Swaney, cuz I posted her picture, but I really do like her stuff. The more ya look, the more ya see it.