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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
anyone know any?

i got one:
Q: how did the surrey girl know her dad was gay?
A: his dick tasted like shit.

whatever, i don't mean any offense to people outta Surrey.
Nov 15 2002 10:57PM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
why did the Surrey family put a condom on top of their TV?

It reminded them of the dickhead that stole their VCR.



'Bitches! They stole my rail!' - Nolan Blackie after seeing MD slide a rail in Happy Dayz that he wanted to session.
Nov 16 2002 2:14AM
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Whistlermann
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What does a surrey girl do in the morning when she wakes up?
Goes home

Whats the difference between a surrey family and a normal family???
Parents from Surrey let their 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table...
in front of her kids!
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Nov 16 2002 12:49PM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
Q: What do Surrey kids get for christmas?
A: Burnaby kids' bikes

Nov 16 2002 9:57PM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
Q: What do you say to a Surrey man in a suit and tie?

A: Will the defendant please rise.



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Nov 16 2002 11:40PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
ahahahha. those are all classic. ill look for this pic i got...one moment
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Nov 17 2002 3:24PM
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LauraAnn
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why wasnt jesus born in surrey?

they couldnt find a vigin and clean barn
Cars are meant to go fast; music played loud; and sex is meant to be like the music not the car
Nov 19 2002 3:53PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
Q:What do you call a Surrey girl with 2 brain cells?
A:Pregnant

Q:How do you amuse a Surrey girl for hours?
A:Write 'Please Turn Over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q:Why aren't there many Surrey girl gymnasts?
A:When they do the splits they stick to the floor.




'If we didn't stop for the police, what chance do you have?'-Homer
Nov 19 2002 4:32PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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hey-im from california, but i used to live in delta, and me and my buddies were forever making fun of surrey... i always knew it sucked, and now i know the truth.. everyone hates that plce!










-thespinstopshere-
Nov 21 2002 8:41PM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
I dont hate Surrey at all. It's a sweet place to get some ass. In fact, I love Surrey.


Nov 21 2002 8:49PM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
yeah I got no problem with Surrey, it's just that if I make fun of the West End I get called a homophobic or if I make fun of Richmond I get called a racist. but I do have a problem with Surrey people that say they live in White Rock, cuz that's lying. and my moms said that lying is bad.
Nov 21 2002 11:14PM
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inverted
Posts: 668 - Karma: 74
Q.) how do you circumcise a surrey boy?
A.) kick his sister in the jaw
Nov 22 2002 1:24AM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
what are you talking about dissing the west side gets you called a homophobe? The stupid west side parents used to come to my rugby game and call all us eastsiders bums and hobos and prositutes! So we beat them up.
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Nov 22 2002 8:32PM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
he said West End, not Westside.
Nov 22 2002 9:19PM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3861 - Karma: 490
do any of u guys from surrey know a guy named kyle gordon, he goes to tamaniwis or something like that?????????
Nov 22 2002 11:24PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
so much hate, maybe you little girls should grow up.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.
Nov 23 2002 7:25AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
i know a little gay kid from surrey... he has a big helmet at purple skis.
i hear he likes the cock as well...
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WHAT?
Nov 27 2002 1:27AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Yeah, East side kids are such hobos.
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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''
-witchbaby666
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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle
''patatoe'' -NS member
Remember kids, don't do drugs, to often.
Dec 18 2002 9:28PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Yeah, East side kids are such hobos.
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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''
-witchbaby666
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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle
''patatoe'' -NS member
Remember kids, don't do drugs, to often.
Dec 18 2002 9:29PM
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Diabhal
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And Damn proud of it!
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Dec 19 2002 8:16PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
haha i live in white rock and trust me if anyone says they are from south surrey its nothing like surrey so that why people from here say white rock instead of surrey
Dec 21 2002 3:29PM
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kjfreerider
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what happened to all the jokes they were friken hilarious!
Jan 16 2003 1:55PM
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westcoaststyle
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

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Jan 20 2003 4:35AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
westcoaststyle, you racist fuck. go home... oh wait... you are..
IM A COP YOU IDIOT!!!
IM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!
Jan 21 2003 9:03PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
good one shaunty clause
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Jan 22 2003 4:26AM
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Stinkyprimo
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Ah shutup shaun you know i love my helmet and skis and am damn proud resident of surrey.
Feb 10 2003 12:02AM
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g-man
Posts: 1955 - Karma: 301
dude.. that picture is priceless. and Yah south Surrey/Whiterock is nice. But then you have the really 'nice' places that give surrey its reputation. Like walley, or Newton.
Mcdonalds...A Bum's best friend
Feb 16 2003 2:34AM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
How do you stay a virgin in Surrey?

Learn to run faster than your dad.

Ghetto is not being able to feed your family, not kids in Surrey though


BACON
(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Feb 26 2003 3:04PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
What is a wakeup call in surrey?

The girl in your bed leaving.


BACON
(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 3 2003 4:35PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
kind of weak joke but i just made it


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 3 2003 4:48PM
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smithers
Posts: 40 - Karma: 12
surrey girl: can i borrow the car?

surrey dad: yeah but you gotta give me a blow job

surrey girl: ahh ok then
moments later...
surrey girl: your dick tastes like shit!

surrey dad: fuck i forgot your brothers got it!
Mar 23 2011 12:43AM
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ilikefood
Posts: 391 - Karma: 769

Q. What do surrey girls use for protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

Q. what's the difference between a surrey girl and a limo?

A. Not everyone has been inside a limo,

Mar 23 2011 12:49AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
What's the difference between Surrey Girl and a Man?

Surrey Girls have higher sperm counts
Mar 23 2011 1:13AM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5977 - Karma: 3,549
Why wan't jesus born in Surrey?




They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
Mar 24 2011 7:18PM
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simon44
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 1,185
How does a surrey girl turn on the lights after sex????


Open the car door.
Mar 25 2011 12:03AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
what do hockey players and surrey girls have in common??

they both change their pads after the third period



whats the difference between surrey girls and puppets??

you can only fit one hand in a puppet
Mar 27 2011 2:38AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
I lose
Mar 27 2011 3:03AM
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max_jak
Posts: 69 - Karma: 10
This one is the best haha
Mar 27 2011 3:30AM
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lanny94
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 165
I also lost
Mar 27 2011 10:05PM
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