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Remote control vibrators

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SammyDubz
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alright so I’ve been banging this slutty chick recently right

and the other night were out to dinner and she hands me this handheld controller thing and tells me to push a button and this chick starts shaking

turns out she’s got a remote control dildo/vibrator/g spot just shoved right up her vag (and we were at this nice Greek place no less!?!?)

and now she gives me the controller every time we go out together

this chick will b eating and then just start shaking like she has Parkinson’s when I zap her w it

anyjuan have any experience with this type of thing?

I feel kinda scared I think she might try and peg me or something u never know with these chicks at this point 🤠
Mar 12 2021 9:33PM
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theabortionator
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BradFiAusNzCoCaThis is not exactly the thread I thought I would be commenting on bowl incline but me fucking too. I loved Monday nights for that. Get smashed at bowling then head to the Pub. Stay out way too late and hate yourself the next day. Plus, incline had good beer wherever you went - even at the shitty bars.


Yeah idk whybit even came up but i miss that place. Was a bummer being in Tahoe all summer without them. I think they might if opened but idk what the deal was. I did bowl in ny ince in octiber but it wasn't the same. Lacked the general indecency that incline had.
Mar 17 2021 6:31PM
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Treegrabber
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Vibrators are cool but it’s not really core
throw in a drone they look cooler and still come with a remote

**This post was edited on Mar 18th 2021 at 12:33:24am
Mar 18 2021 12:32AM
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GayWolf420
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TreegrabberVibrators are cool but it’s not really core
throw in a drone they look cooler and still come with a remote

**This post was edited on Mar 18th 2021 at 12:33:24am

drones aren't core. cucumbers are way more core
Mar 18 2021 12:37AM
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Notaskibum
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zuesLol we just hired her for work and she saw me on a zoom meeting and started messaging me afterwards immediately.

Love cougars. I always think they can teach me a thing or two in the bedroom.

🤠


Didn't happen. Aren't you like 40 anyway? Probably shouldn't be getting involved with chicks at work, that a one way ticket to getting fired.
Mar 18 2021 12:42AM
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zues
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NotaskibumDidn't happen. Aren't you like 40 anyway? Probably shouldn't be getting involved with chicks at work, that a one way ticket to getting fired.


What didn’t happen cutie pie? I’m 30 baby! Cougars are 50!!

lol Getting fired ? Don’t have to worry about that with my white male privileges. Come on man!
Mar 18 2021 5:21AM
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MiIfHunter
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updated?>?
Apr 7 2021 7:00PM
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SammyDubz
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zuesLol we just hired her for work and she saw me on a zoom meeting and started messaging me afterwards immediately.

Love cougars. I always think they can teach me a thing or two in the bedroom.

🤠


that's hype

now that im done w school I feel like im getting into the prime age for banging cougars 🤠
Apr 7 2021 7:14PM
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SammyDubz
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TreegrabberVibrators are cool but it’s not really core
throw in a drone they look cooler and still come with a remote

**This post was edited on Mar 18th 2021 at 12:33:24am


so r u saying attach a vibrator/dildo to a drone?

innovative
Apr 7 2021 7:15PM
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SammyDubz
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NotaskibumDidn't happen. Aren't you like 40 anyway? Probably shouldn't be getting involved with chicks at work, that a one way ticket to getting fired.


ya but theres nothing like telling yur work buddies that u took that chick across the room to poundtown
Apr 7 2021 7:16PM
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SammyDubz
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MiIfHunterupdated?>?


no anal milfy :(((((
Apr 7 2021 7:17PM
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MiIfHunter
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SammyDubzno anal milfy :(((((


what about the butt? have u ate it?

like i always say if you are not eating her ass, someone else is. so if you dont want that bitch fucking every dude in ur neighbourhood u better be eating her ass🤠
Apr 7 2021 7:18PM
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SammyDubz
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MiIfHunterupdated?>?


that being said I get road dome all the time bc she's always wetter than an otters pocket after were out
Apr 7 2021 7:18PM
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SammyDubz
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MiIfHunterwhat about the butt? have u ate it?

like i always say if you are not eating her ass, someone else is. so if you dont want that bitch fucking every dude in ur neighbourhood u better be eating her ass🤠


ya I love eating ass 🤠

"like i always say if you are not eating her ass, someone else is"

this is a great point. some horny young bull might try to get on the train if you don't take care of her needs
Apr 7 2021 7:30PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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MiIfHunterupdated?>?


What did you get bored of watching every single dogfart video and had to come to ns to get off? Im gonna get you this nice mug for your birthday milfhunter
Apr 7 2021 7:39PM
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pissnu_skis
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Pee butt time
Apr 8 2021 6:05PM
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