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My NSers anniversary

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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,542
Three years ago I was shit at skiing and had no friends. I found Newschoolers and thought this is where I can find some homies and learn how to shred and help other homies shred too

three years later I still suck and have no friends except now I suck and have no friends while wearing expensive limited edition clothing and “core” skis.

thanks Newschoolers
Mar 12 2021 3:01PM
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MoneyMakerMike
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 5,765
Congrats!
Mar 12 2021 3:09PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7937 - Karma: 64,123
I feel attacked I’m your friend even if we don’t see each other and only send each other pictures of our crocs and videos of us seductively putting them into sport mode
Mar 12 2021 3:18PM
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Redeem
Posts: 83 - Karma: 503
Virtual high-five?
Mar 12 2021 3:30PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6416 - Karma: 69,672


**This post was edited on Mar 12th 2021 at 3:35:46pm
Mar 12 2021 3:33PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,188
beautiful
Mar 12 2021 8:05PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6416 - Karma: 69,672
WoFlowzI feel attacked I’m your friend even if we don’t see each other and only send each other pictures of our crocs and videos of us seductively putting them into sport mode



Mar 12 2021 8:07PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7937 - Karma: 64,123
ReturnToMonkey

Might have to cop even if those are musty and used
Mar 12 2021 8:13PM
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ASAPCarter
Posts: 919 - Karma: 10,361
Couldn’t have put it better myself. I’m shit at skiing and have no friends, but i also have a NS account and cool gear, so I guess it cancels out right? It’s like pemdas or something?
Mar 12 2021 9:41PM
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,542
Basically. Eheath told me 1 karma is equal to 1 sexual encounter. So I’ve had like 6k sexs’
ASAPCarterCouldn’t have put it better myself. I’m shit at skiing and have no friends, but i also have a NS account and cool gear, so I guess it cancels out right? It’s like pemdas or something?
Mar 12 2021 10:22PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,188
skierman_jackBasically. Eheath told me 1 karma is equal to 1 sexual encounter. So I’ve had like 6k sexs’


must be true if eheath says it the dudes super popular w girls
Mar 12 2021 10:25PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13110 - Karma: 18,927
Cheers to that
Mar 12 2021 10:40PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7937 - Karma: 64,123
vibecheckmust be true if eheath says it the dudes super popular w girls


I’ve heard he picks up all his girls at O’shucks
Mar 12 2021 10:41PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6768 - Karma: 62,145
7 years ago I was shot at skiing.


Still am
Mar 13 2021 12:57AM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6416 - Karma: 69,672
ReturnToMonkey


**This post was edited on Mar 12th 2021 at 3:35:46pm


I just want to say I drank an entire bottle of wine alone tonight and I'm so stoked to go ski tomorrow morning.
Mar 13 2021 1:36AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
Cool story bro
Mar 13 2021 3:47AM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
I joined 2 years ago and thought I was a pretty good skier but after watching all these videos of people doing crazy tricks I never felt so lame in my life
Mar 13 2021 6:18AM
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skierman
Posts: 8371 - Karma: 7,590
Oh I love n00bs comparing how long they've been on the site for. What's next, comparing the sizes of your micro penises?
Mar 13 2021 7:05AM
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,542
let me tell you about my micro penis actually. No lie shits actually super small. Like 3 inches erect. And the worst part is it’s got no girth either. It’s like a pencil dick that got sharpened for 20 minutes. Wah wah it gets me no girls
skiermanOh I love n00bs comparing how long they've been on the site for. What's next, comparing the sizes of your micro penises?
Mar 13 2021 7:17AM
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mikemac
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 3,707
Social media will do that to ya ;) buy designer to fill the void in your soul.

Tbh Carhart is the only kit you’ll ever need cheaper and tougher than any other bullshit soft goods out there.
Mar 13 2021 10:43AM
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doomquasar
Posts: 145 - Karma: 945
That’s the spirit. Congrats OP.
Mar 13 2021 3:01PM
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BLandz
Posts: 1678 - Karma: 27,557
skiermanOh I love n00bs comparing how long they've been on the site for. What's next, comparing the sizes of your micro penises?


677 thousands of an inch what u got on me fam
Had to bust out the micrometer for that one

**This post was edited on Mar 13th 2021 at 4:05:25pm
Mar 13 2021 4:04PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
skiermanOh I love n00bs comparing how long they've been on the site for. What's next, comparing the sizes of your micro penises?

No need to have weenie wagging contests, that's what karma points are for
Mar 13 2021 6:39PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3324 - Karma: 23,954
Happy anniversary! I dare you to keep skiing!
Mar 13 2021 8:27PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,188
damn just realized same plus a year.. how
Mar 13 2021 8:29PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
I've been here going on 10 years and I still suck at skiing. But, like OP, I look good doing it.
Mar 13 2021 8:34PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6416 - Karma: 69,672
oldmanskiHappy anniversary! I dare you to keep skiing!

Smh any time spent on skis is time you aren't posting on NS
Mar 13 2021 8:57PM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
I actually remember the exact moment I made an NS account. Even where I was sitting and the time of day.

I love this site out of principle. It helped me in countless ways. I also hate this site because it's a bad representation of dope shit going on in skiing. They hype up questionable people and overlook some insane riders. I don't agree with the vast majority of decisions that are made. I would say to do it differently but NS has their ways and they are staying true to them for the most part. It's respectable even if it's disagreeable.

Either way, I've been a member for close to a decade now, so I guess they are doing something right
Mar 13 2021 11:16PM
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boochronic13
Posts: 191 - Karma: 24
First time on NS in probably 10 years and the 4th thread is jack? /sign out

😘 steeznwny
Mar 15 2021 2:46AM
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,542
You’re welcome
boochronic13First time on NS in probably 10 years and the 4th thread is jack? /sign out

😘 steeznwny
Mar 15 2021 8:44AM
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