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chicken4dathotz
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Idk if threads about this young woman have been posted on here before but her style is unREAL.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMGSx01DKIl/ - 2 on to trend swap to rideout to open the clip. then both ways 3 swaps to bolts?! (i know y'all hate IG clips but haven't seen a full edit yet - worth the watch).

I mean im officially emasculated. and she's rocking the tall tee + magnus-esque track pants with a Wu Tang soundtrack bumping - might propose to her with a pair of white look pivots. vows will consist of barking, mostly.
Mar 12 2021 12:31PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 28,395
The girls are about to enter a golden age of freeskiing, I can feel it.
Mar 12 2021 12:34PM
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gilbertressel
Posts: 639 - Karma: 8,507
chicken4dathotzmight propose to her with a pair of white look pivots. vows will consist of barking, mostly.

Make sure to pee in her butt when you get married
Mar 12 2021 12:37PM
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Granby_killdozer
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You can tell she watches a lot of Henrik. That was some pretty impressive shit I wont lie
Mar 12 2021 1:00PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6434 - Karma: 69,946
chicken4dathotzmight propose to her with a pair of white look pivots. vows will consist of barking, mostly.

Not even gonna use the gold ones? She's rocking the black pivots in these videos, gold would look so sick with that kit
Mar 12 2021 1:05PM
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 12,281
Straight up that post made me think two things :

1.) I wish I could ski like that
2.) If I never ski like that, I want a gf that does.
Mar 12 2021 1:09PM
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WoFlowz
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When she’s from my local




Literally my biggest flex besides 4frnt sending me free skis
Mar 12 2021 1:37PM
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gorbdawggybrent
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i would wife
Mar 12 2021 1:39PM
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WoFlowz
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gorbdawggybrenti would wife


She likes girls lol
Mar 12 2021 1:39PM
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,769
WoFlowzShe likes girls lol

she can cheat on me if she lets me borrow some tall tees
Mar 12 2021 1:43PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6434 - Karma: 69,946
WoFlowzShe likes girls lol


All the best lady skiers must've discovered their inner gayness after being harassed by thirsty dudes for way too long
Mar 12 2021 1:45PM
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GrandThings
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WoFlowzShe likes girls lol


All the good ones do...
Mar 12 2021 1:47PM
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chicken4dathotz
Posts: 225 - Karma: 2,764
while skierman watches from the closet david carradine style, naturally.
gilbertresselMake sure to pee in her butt when you get married


**This post was edited on Mar 12th 2021 at 1:57:23pm
Mar 12 2021 1:57PM
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losh
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She used to rip my home mountain holiday valley in NY. I remember she was like 12 or something when we were all 16+ (idk actually know how old she is but im 22 and she was a lot younger than us i think) and she would just fly through the park making everybody look absolutely silly. We always knew she was going to go off one day soon, so stoked to see her getting the recognition she deserves. She's absolutely filthy. I remember seeing her do shit when she was mad young that I'd never seen any pro girl skiers do.
Mar 12 2021 5:21PM
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WoFlowz
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loshShe used to rip my home mountain holiday valley in NY. I remember she was like 12 or something when we were all 16+ (idk actually know how old she is but im 22 and she was a lot younger than us i think) and she would just fly through the park making everybody look absolutely silly. We always knew she was going to go off one day soon, so stoked to see her getting the recognition she deserves. She's absolutely filthy. I remember seeing her do shit when she was mad young that I'd never seen any pro girl skiers do.


Lol I ski hv also and had the same experience last February she just cruised threw and was throwing super stylish rail shit I prolly will never be able to do in my life time
Mar 12 2021 5:31PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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Those tricks were insane but that tall t is hella ugly. Also no proportions with the kit. Downvote me, but I don't like this style at all and it has nothing to do with gender. I've been saying the same thing about dudes with this style
Mar 12 2021 5:46PM
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sindreplassen
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MoneyMakerMikeThose tricks were insane but that tall t is hella ugly. Also no proportions with the kit. Downvote me, but I don't like this style at all and it has nothing to do with gender. I've been saying the same thing about dudes with this style


ok
Mar 12 2021 5:48PM
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gilbertressel
Posts: 639 - Karma: 8,507
MoneyMakerMikeThose tricks were insane but that tall t is hella ugly. Also no proportions with the kit. Downvote me, but I don't like this style at all and it has nothing to do with gender. I've been saying the same thing about dudes with this style

Cool take
Mar 12 2021 6:17PM
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dans12
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MoneyMakerMikeThose tricks were insane but that tall t is hella ugly. Also no proportions with the kit. Downvote me, but I don't like this style at all and it has nothing to do with gender. I've been saying the same thing about dudes with this style


just say you're a huge boner instead dawg
Mar 12 2021 6:21PM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6232 - Karma: 63,316
MoneyMakerMikeThose tricks were insane but that tall t is hella ugly. Also no proportions with the kit. Downvote me, but I don't like this style at all and it has nothing to do with gender. I've been saying the same thing about dudes with this style


Edgelord
Mar 12 2021 6:35PM
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Jems
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ReturnToMonkeyAll the best lady skiers must've discovered their inner gayness after being harassed by thirsty dudes for way too long


this is the best comment i’ve seen on ns
Mar 12 2021 7:41PM
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SkierPT
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WNY’s finest !!!
Mar 12 2021 7:47PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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MoneyMakerMikeThose tricks were insane but that tall t is hella ugly. Also no proportions with the kit. Downvote me, but I don't like this style at all and it has nothing to do with gender. I've been saying the same thing about dudes with this style


WHEN?

Mar 12 2021 9:54PM
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mott
Posts: 259 - Karma: 2,104
MoneyMakerMikeThose tricks were insane but that tall t is hella ugly. Also no proportions with the kit. Downvote me, but I don't like this style at all and it has nothing to do with gender. I've been saying the same thing about dudes with this style

Hot take but i agree
Mar 12 2021 11:59PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6454 - Karma: 74,657
WoFlowzWhen she’s from my local




Literally my biggest flex besides 4frnt sending me free skis


How are you getting free skis from foreskin
Mar 13 2021 12:31AM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8032 - Karma: 63,907
weastcoastHow are you getting free skis from foreskin


Lots of cock sucking, no but actually I won a photo contest and the prize was any ski I wanted. My mom took the photo and drive me a 2hrish round trip everytime I go skiing. So I picked a pair of Msps she can use on days she wants to ski and I can use if I want to tour.

**This post was edited on Mar 13th 2021 at 6:32:57am
Mar 13 2021 6:29AM
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Celery
Posts: 2056 - Karma: 25,528
You dropped your crown king 👑
WoFlowzLots of cock sucking, no but actually I won a photo contest and the prize was any ski I wanted. My mom took the photo and drive me a 2hrish round trip everytime I go skiing. So I picked a pair of Msps she can use on days she wants to ski and I can use if I want to tour.

**This post was edited on Mar 13th 2021 at 6:32:57am
Mar 13 2021 8:32AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6454 - Karma: 74,657
WoFlowzLots of cock sucking, no but actually I won a photo contest and the prize was any ski I wanted. My mom took the photo and drive me a 2hrish round trip everytime I go skiing. So I picked a pair of Msps she can use on days she wants to ski and I can use if I want to tour.

**This post was edited on Mar 13th 2021 at 6:32:57am


That’s pretty tite, respect to the momma!
Mar 13 2021 9:29AM
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J_Christoph
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Have I been sleeping under a rock or?!
Mar 13 2021 3:57PM
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little1337
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WoFlowzLots of cock sucking, no but actually I won a photo contest and the prize was any ski I wanted. My mom took the photo and drive me a 2hrish round trip everytime I go skiing. So I picked a pair of Msps she can use on days she wants to ski and I can use if I want to tour.

**This post was edited on Mar 13th 2021 at 6:32:57am


Very wholesome
Mar 13 2021 6:24PM
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