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MiIfHunter
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It’s great
Mar 9 2021 11:23PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CLQYou should go on a date with milfy, I’m sure he’d treat you right and make sure your experience wasn’t painful 🤠


Milfy always respects the women, he will first show how it's done by having it done to him 🤠
Jun 28 2021 12:40AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9420 - Karma: 69,119
Start small my friend
WoFlowzMy butt hurts after idk if I’m doing it right?

**This post was edited on Jun 27th 2021 at 8:33:46pm
Jun 28 2021 2:12AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,994
MinggBruh last time I did butt stuff it hurt so bad I passed the fuck out, slammed my head on the floor and got a concussion. What did I do wrong???? 😂😂😂😂


1st. Get your partner to make you cum. Hard. maybe multiple times. You gotta be like mad horny.

2nd. lube. Like. A lot. A lot-a a lot. More than you think you need. You cant have too much.

3rd. Patience. Communication. Dont go fast.



If those things dont work, either repeat step 1 and 2 a lot more, or maybe butt stuff just aint your bag, baby. And that is A-OK.
Jun 28 2021 6:20AM
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JAHBRADOR
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DingoSean1st. Get your partner to make you cum. Hard. maybe multiple times. You gotta be like mad horny.

2nd. lube. Like. A lot. A lot-a a lot. More than you think you need. You cant have too much.

3rd. Patience. Communication. Dont go fast.



If those things dont work, either repeat step 1 and 2 a lot more, or maybe butt stuff just aint your bag, baby. And that is A-OK.


This makes me uncomfortable.
Jun 28 2021 9:46AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9420 - Karma: 69,119
Don't be shaming someone for what they enjoy, we're all just horny primates here
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Jun 28 2021 9:54AM
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PacificRimJob
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JAHBRADORThis makes me uncomfortable.

That just means you arent ready yet.
Jun 28 2021 1:50PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3062 - Karma: 17,501
DingoSeanThat just means you arent ready yet.

I’m mean probably not.

But it’s more a grown man describing the intricacies of anal sex to a bunch of kids on the internet that really gives me the heebiejeebies
Jun 28 2021 5:20PM
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armchair_skier
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forgot about this gem
Jun 28 2021 5:25PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,265
TRVP_ANGELMilfy always respects the women, he will first show how it's done by having it done to him 🤠


Just like Rocco
Jun 28 2021 6:04PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9420 - Karma: 69,119
Rip dog
armchair_skier
forgot about this gem
Jun 28 2021 8:25PM
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Jems
Posts: 7542 - Karma: 97,760
DingoSean1st. Get your partner to make you cum. Hard. maybe multiple times. You gotta be like mad horny.

2nd. lube. Like. A lot. A lot-a a lot. More than you think you need. You cant have too much.

3rd. Patience. Communication. Dont go fast.



If those things dont work, either repeat step 1 and 2 a lot more, or maybe butt stuff just aint your bag, baby. And that is A-OK.

why are you giving anal advice to another mod on a ski website
Jun 28 2021 10:46PM
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ModMommy
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Jemswhy are you giving anal advice to another mod on a ski website

Homies help homies
Jun 28 2021 11:15PM
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Mingg
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Jemswhy are you giving anal advice to another mod on a ski website


You know how someone becomes a mod, right?
Jun 29 2021 12:06AM
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byubound
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MinggYou know how someone becomes a mod, right?

Lmao
Jun 29 2021 12:08AM
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HypeBeast
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MiIfHunterMainly undergrad, it was a phase. And chicks were just so eager and willing to give it up. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. U didn’t even have to try


Bruh u a virgin
Jun 29 2021 12:36AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,994
MinggYou know how someone becomes a mod, right?


The initiation literally requires one to pee in her butt.
Jun 29 2021 8:44AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,265
DingoSean1st. Get your partner to make you cum. Hard. maybe multiple times. You gotta be like mad horny.

2nd. lube. Like. A lot. A lot-a a lot. More than you think you need. You cant have too much.

3rd. Patience. Communication. Dont go fast.



If those things dont work, either repeat step 1 and 2 a lot more, or maybe butt stuff just aint your bag, baby. And that is A-OK.


I’m more of a dry guy myself. Or I usually just use spit or I’ll eat her ass first to get that booty wet!
Jun 29 2021 10:58AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,265
Woke up this morning and watched a nice interracial dp

great way to start off the day!
Jul 2 2021 11:58AM
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yungona
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Fr
Apr 14 2022 3:57PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,994
Oh hey I remember this one.
Apr 15 2022 1:53AM
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GayWolf420
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Milfy you gotta chill sometimes, bud.
Apr 15 2022 2:01AM
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TreeJam
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MiIfHunterLike I always say if u ain’t eating her butthole, someone else is


Damn I gotta step up my game
Apr 16 2022 12:29AM
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ChadThundercock
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Cucks
Apr 23 2022 1:15PM
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BearsOnKetamine
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how can i not say alex hall is a gorgeous man but milfhunter can talk abt anal
Apr 26 2022 10:53PM
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Abomber22
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Bc he's a grown ass man




BearsOnKetaminehow can i not say alex hall is a gorgeous man but milfhunter can talk abt anal
Apr 26 2022 11:45PM
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BearsOnKetamine
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Abomber22Bc he's a grown ass man



fair point
Apr 27 2022 12:11AM
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yungona
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Been thinking about this thread a LOT lately.
Aug 28 2022 9:27PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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yungonaBeen thinking about this thread a LOT lately.

okay milfhunter
Aug 28 2022 9:49PM
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Angioedema
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Dan3LWell the coochie and bootyhole are close together and we were both super drunk so idk it kinda just happened. She said she was impartial about it so I did it a couple more times up until I kicked her out of my house for not giving me dome and we stopped talking.


"Alright, what you call a chick that don't suck dick? You don't" - JID
Aug 28 2022 10:56PM
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Casey
Posts: 7887 - Karma: 24,861
MiIfHunterI’m more of a dry guy myself. Or I usually just use spit or I’ll eat her ass first to get that booty wet!


Are you bragging that your dick fits in a girls dry asshole? 😣
Aug 29 2022 12:06AM
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -5,803
CaseyAre you bragging that your dick fits in a girls dry asshole? 😣


A little late to the party
Aug 29 2022 2:27AM
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Casey
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yungonaA little late to the party


Nah just took me 6 months to write that joke I hope it landed.
Aug 29 2022 3:52AM
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Sivvy
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Sep 6 2022 10:48AM
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