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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2901 - Karma: 33,996
how did your username get chosen to be yours
4 years ago
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,552
mine was my name and then I the guy I forget who he had a Cheezits box that was edited to say Steezits and I thought the idea was cool so I took on the alias dummy bears.
4 years ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 33,339
I live the crunchy lifestyle, I have a van, therefore; Crunnchyvanman
4 years ago
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Slowbro
Posts: 4125 - Karma: 24,562
Because slowbro is a chill ass Pokémon.
4 years ago
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Mixy
Posts: 8355 - Karma: 50,396
@1337 is the big bro so im little1337, I've been riding off his success for the past 11 years
4 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
little1337@1337 is the big bro so im little1337, I've been riding off his success for the past 11 years


Xoxo
4 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,194
Marek Doniec posted a pow pic a million years ago and captioned it jahpow. I liked the word. I think he posts like every pow pic of himself with jahpow come to think of it.
4 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
You know how
4 years ago
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Sdot.
Posts: 4103 - Karma: 4,487
Nickname since childhood.
4 years ago
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SlitherySnake
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 8,622
4 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14034 - Karma: 50,662
It's my name lol
4 years ago
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Young_patty
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 39,104
It’s been my internet handle forever- it’s also my insta, snap, steam, discord, and everything else
4 years ago
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deathvalley69
Posts: 631 - Karma: 4,222
My name is Rich and I'm a kid
4 years ago
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swagmasterflex
Posts: 399 - Karma: 2,593
Dude I don't even know
4 years ago
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sqeellicbic
Posts: 421 - Karma: 3,357
my cousin came up with it for my xbox 360 gamertag when I was like 10 and I stuck with it for pretty much anything I need a username for besides social media

pronounced squeal- ik - bik
4 years ago
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Pizzarolls
Posts: 63 - Karma: 672
I don’t even know and I don’t even wanna know
Thegenericskierhow did your username get chosen to be yours
4 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10873 - Karma: 58,147
I wore Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts for all summer in 2014 so my brother called me Safari Sam.
4 years ago
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Butterytips69
Posts: 731 - Karma: 8,215
I asked my friend for a skiing related username and added 69 because I'm so funny and original
4 years ago
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2479 - Karma: 30,041
Mine was chosen. I was a dumbass thinking people would actually pick a good name and here we are. Now I’ve come to love being a dogfart
4 years ago
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,230
Old name was a garbled bunch of letters that looked vaguely like my current one.
4 years ago
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backyardcracker
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,203
I take great joy in traversing my backyard upon a pair of sticks, I am also caucasian and sometimes refer to my friends as "crackers"

hence "backyardcracker"
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,281
ColoradoDogfartMine was chosen. I was a dumbass thinking people would actually pick a good name and here we are. Now I’ve come to love being a dogfart

Dogfart dot com as everything u need
4 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14034 - Karma: 50,662
safarisamI wore Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts for all summer in 2014 so my brother called me Safari Sam.


I remember when it was immas and it took me like 2 years to realize it was sammi backwards lmfao
4 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10873 - Karma: 58,147
MinggI remember when it was immas and it took me like 2 years to realize it was sammi backwards lmfao


Sometimes I miss immas
4 years ago
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ASAPCarter
Posts: 934 - Karma: 10,578
swagmasterflexDude I don't even know


Nothing to do with funkmaster flex?
4 years ago
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swagmasterflex
Posts: 399 - Karma: 2,593
ASAPCarterNothing to do with funkmaster flex?


Nope
4 years ago
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ASAPCarter
Posts: 934 - Karma: 10,578
swagmasterflexNope


Wait really? this whole time I thought it was a reference to the radio host hahaha
4 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52560 - Karma: 173,819
Fuck i really don't even know. I think i remember my friend saying it, or something. Or I was drunk. Idk. It's been like 12 years as my username other than a couple quick changes. It works.

The coat hanger was def my friend connors suggestion on the way to mt snow once in the spring.
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9602 - Karma: 71,398
Im tall and I wear a purple skisuit
4 years ago
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,983
Slacker was taken and a few others so I'm stuck with this
4 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52560 - Karma: 173,819
safarisamI wore Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts for all summer in 2014 so my brother called me Safari Sam.


Wholesome vibes
4 years ago
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EPfanboy
Posts: 485 - Karma: 3,554
I had just seen idea for the first time and made my account after
4 years ago
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oldmanski
Posts: 3595 - Karma: 26,841
Lingered on the site for about a month after finding it while healing from a knee surgery, knew I would be one of the oldest members if I made an account. Oldmanski was born.
4 years ago
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swagmasterflex
Posts: 399 - Karma: 2,593
ASAPCarterWait really? this whole time I thought it was a reference to the radio host hahaha


Nah lmaoo idek where it came from maybe that’s where I heard it and just never knew
4 years ago
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Calculator
Posts: 125 - Karma: 795
I looked on my desk there was a calculator
4 years ago
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,834
it's literally my name
4 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10873 - Karma: 58,147
danbrownit's literally my name


This is my favorite response
4 years ago
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swagmasterflex
Posts: 399 - Karma: 2,593
danbrownit's literally my name


Source?
4 years ago
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,834
swagmasterflexSource?

I was about to text my parents and post a screenshot but it’s also my dads name so my mom wouldn’t get it
4 years ago
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Casey
Posts: 8015 - Karma: 26,891
danbrownI was about to text my parents and post a screenshot but it’s also my dads name so my mom wouldn’t get it

I pictured you having a Michael Bolton complex about the rapper Danny Brown..

“There WAS nothing wrong with that name until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammies!”
4 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38044 - Karma: 129,164
i had to change it way back when because some kids in school figured out who i was on NS and i got mad social anxiety
4 years ago
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,834
CaseyI pictured you having a Michael Bolton complex about the rapper Danny Brown..

“There WAS nothing wrong with that name until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammies!”


I was about to comment and tell you I was older than him so had it first, however I just looked at his wikipedia and he’s 7 years older than me. I guess i’ll take solace in the fact that i’ve had an NS account wayyy longer than he’s been famous
4 years ago
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.nasty
Posts: 10598 - Karma: 11,396
I used to be quite the dirty hippy so a few people called me nasty haha
4 years ago
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,260
Pineapple Express reference
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7517 - Karma: 66,785
I got drunk and made it because I really didn’t want to deal with thinking about a username. I added the Fi when I moved to Finland. Only felt right to update it
4 years ago
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Immunoblot
Posts: 47 - Karma: 181
I'm a biochemistry/immunology student. Immunoblotting is a standard lab technique that every biochem major pretty much knows in their sleep, and I thought it would be a cool ns name so yea
4 years ago
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Brayblade
Posts: 333 - Karma: 2,637
My name is Brayden, one time a kid was making fun of me and called me Brayblade but I thought it was kinda sick
4 years ago
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Spunion
Posts: 240 - Karma: 1,358
My buddies and I were deep into an lsd trip years ago when the words "i am fucking zoinked right now” were spoketh. Ever since that faithful evening, the word zoinked has remained an integral part of my very existence.
4 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 70,192
I ate a banana once and thought it was pretty good. People suck, too
4 years ago
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