Girl Disappointment Story

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ASAPCarterDefinitely been a constant problem since moving to California, where skiing is considered super lame.

DingoSeanLol where in California are you? backwoods Bakersfield or something?

Skiing is all the rage in the sierras.

ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.

ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.

ColoradoDogfarti think id much rather have a girl who snowboarded than a girl who didnt do either, you gotta count your blessings g

c-friesMatched with an attractive girl on hinge. Got excited because the hinge game is rough around these parts. One of my prompts is “what are you looking for in a relationship” or whatever and my answer is “a skinning partner.”

Her first reply to me was “what does that mean.” Said ski touring. She told me she was worried I was interested in skinning as in like Silence of the Lambs skinning. Then said she’s always wanted to try skiing. 😢

Bzn hinge no less. Might just give up.

skierman_jackWe both love the outdoors and subarus and the same music. I was showing her where the garbage goes and she wanted to check out my car. I started it up for her and we both laughed at how loud it is.

kamiYou aren't core unless you are married to your skis

c-friesMatched with an attractive girl on hinge. Got excited because the hinge game is rough around these parts. One of my prompts is “what are you looking for in a relationship” or whatever and my answer is “a skinning partner.”

Her first reply to me was “what does that mean.” Said ski touring. She told me she was worried I was interested in skinning as in like Silence of the Lambs skinning. Then said she’s always wanted to try skiing. 😢

Bzn hinge no less. Might just give up.

kamiYou aren't core unless you are married to your skis

VT_scratchew, subarus

ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.

skierman_jackI was showing her where the garbage goes and she wanted to check out my car.

Jemshaving a newschoolers account automatically ensures you’ll have little to no female contact


personally i have gotten 3 girls snaps out in my first year of college so far and 2 of them have been to sell weed to

ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.

SessionSB Native. Can confirm. Surf culture dictates anything where you face forward instead of sideways is lame.

ASAPJackif i go to ucsb how much do u think i can ski

ReturnToMonkeyDude bozeman hinge is gnarlier than hitting a rusted penta kink aluminum hand rail on an overpass over the freeway
Edit: lol aluminum can't rust. Still get out while you can

**This post was edited on Mar 1st 2021 at 9:47:53am

SessionSB Native. Can confirm. Surf culture dictates anything where you face forward instead of sideways is lame.

ReturnToMonkeySo what's up with board slides then? Automatically lame and why every snowboarder usually learns 5050 even tho a 5050 on snowboard is lame af

skiP.E.I.eh don't you have to face forward to hang 10 or whatever?

skierman_jackI work washing dishes at night so I can pay for school and skiing during the day. Not glamorous but it’s a good life.

the other day I come in to work. Usual night. Pretty busy. It’s now lent so people are calling non stop to get fish fries. Turns out my boss hired someone new just to handle takeout.

now of course she’s flaming hot. Like I know people say don’t get involved with coworkers but damn.

ends up being a slow night for takeout so she started helping me out with the dishes to take some of the load off. Super nice of her. Naturally we got to talking and we had a lot in common. We both love the outdoors and subarus and the same music. I was showing her where the garbage goes and she wanted to check out my car. I started it up for her and we both laughed at how loud it is.

anyways it almost felt like a first date. She asked me if I did any sports or anything so that’s when I knew it was my opportunity to unleash the ultimate test: could she ski. I told her I was a passionate skier and I loved skiing more than being alive most days. I braced for the sentence “oh I’ve always wanted to try that” or “my parents used to ski” or “I tried it once when I was a kid”. But no, no my friends. What I got was SO much worse. I felt a half chub coming on as she said “oh no way I...” and then my heart dropped as I heard the word SNOWBOARD.

that was it. My hopes and dreams gone just like that. I went home and thought about it. Maybe it could work? But no. There is no way the time we would spend together would ever offset the hours of my life I would spend waiting for her to take her bindings on and off.

im writing to you from my toilet. I share this tale as a warning and a contemplation for all skiers snowboarders aren’t worth it

SessionBoth of you are morons if you can't understand what I am saying.

SessionBoth of you are morons if you can't understand what I am saying.

skiP.E.I.So be it. I'm just glad I don't live in SoCal.

ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.

ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.

skierman_jackI work washing dishes at night so I can pay for school and skiing during the day. Not glamorous but it’s a good life.

the other day I come in to work. Usual night. Pretty busy. It’s now lent so people are calling non stop to get fish fries. Turns out my boss hired someone new just to handle takeout.

now of course she’s flaming hot. Like I know people say don’t get involved with coworkers but damn.

ends up being a slow night for takeout so she started helping me out with the dishes to take some of the load off. Super nice of her. Naturally we got to talking and we had a lot in common. We both love the outdoors and subarus and the same music. I was showing her where the garbage goes and she wanted to check out my car. I started it up for her and we both laughed at how loud it is.

anyways it almost felt like a first date. She asked me if I did any sports or anything so that’s when I knew it was my opportunity to unleash the ultimate test: could she ski. I told her I was a passionate skier and I loved skiing more than being alive most days. I braced for the sentence “oh I’ve always wanted to try that” or “my parents used to ski” or “I tried it once when I was a kid”. But no, no my friends. What I got was SO much worse. I felt a half chub coming on as she said “oh no way I...” and then my heart dropped as I heard the word SNOWBOARD.

that was it. My hopes and dreams gone just like that. I went home and thought about it. Maybe it could work? But no. There is no way the time we would spend together would ever offset the hours of my life I would spend waiting for her to take her bindings on and off.

im writing to you from my toilet. I share this tale as a warning and a contemplation for all skiers snowboarders aren’t worth it

SkibumtheeastMove to Tahoe 🙌🏼

ASAPCarterIdk about moving there but I’ll be at squaw in a couple weeks lol