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You Know You've Got a Keeper When...

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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
You know you've got a keeper when she'll slip you the tongue while you've got a chew in.


What's happening?
I keep my dredlocks in a napkin ring.
Aug 15 2002 5:39PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
You know you've got a keeper when you don't even have to ask her to swallow...the first time.


What's happening?
I keep my dredlocks in a napkin ring.
Aug 15 2002 5:44PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
when she broke her hymen doing something funny/cool like jumping on her bike and crashing or crashing on a rail skiing.


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'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
Aug 15 2002 7:45PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
ewww swallow the chew... sadist...
Aug 15 2002 8:02PM
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kwoodhucka
Posts: 253 - Karma: 12
when she'll give you road head just 'cuz she thinks 'it'll be fun'....woohoo!!!
Aug 15 2002 9:09PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
She puts a cigar (not a cigarette) out on her tongue.


What's happening?
I keep my dredlocks in a napkin ring.
Aug 15 2002 9:13PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
when you'v already smoked 11 bowls and killed a case of corona with her and she wants to go jump off the cliff and have sex in the lake
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
Aug 15 2002 9:19PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
when she sucks your dick.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 15 2002 10:20PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
then takes off her wig-shes a he.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 15 2002 10:21PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
...when you come home from the bar and she still wants to even though you have to fold it in




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'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true


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Aug 15 2002 11:02PM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
when she asks to give you head and lets you have a beer while watching the game
Aug 16 2002 12:01AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
when on the first date...her and her friend want you to go skinny dipping with them.

ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

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Learning a new trick is like swimming in the ocean. When you feel the water it's cold and uncomfortable, but once you're in, how sweet it is.
Aug 16 2002 12:09AM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
wow dude...realy? i wish that kind of stuff would happen to me....
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
Aug 16 2002 12:30AM
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wannabegangster
Posts: 897 - Karma: 12
After having sex you wake up to her giving you head.
Aug 16 2002 12:48AM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
ohhh yeah, that's great.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. - J and SB Strike back
Aug 16 2002 12:55AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
when the chairlift breaks down and she wants to give you a blow to keep you warm


Yea I want cheezy poofs
Aug 16 2002 3:36AM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
You know you're a hick when your gunrack,Has a gunrack on it.

In America your money says in god we trust. In Soviet Russia we have no money.



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Aug 16 2002 4:04AM
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springsskier
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
when shes givin u dome and u rip ass in her face, and she asks u to do it again
Aug 16 2002 1:21PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
uh.....

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 16 2002 1:47PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
oh yeah, that one's good. along with when you shit on her face for dinner and she wants desert. riiiiiight
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. - J and SB Strike back
Aug 16 2002 1:51PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
'...when you come home from the bar and she still wants to even though you have to fold it in
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oh fuck that is gold!


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Aug 16 2002 4:54PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i dont even get that one.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 16 2002 8:12PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
...when she licks your ass and says 'mmmm tasty'.


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Aug 16 2002 8:34PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
she gives you head on her lunch break


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Aug 16 2002 10:35PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
when she catches u sleeping with another women and askes if she can join in
Aug 16 2002 11:06PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
when she will shave her bush to look like the newschoolers.com logo for u
Aug 16 2002 11:13PM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
pee pee 51 doo doo

Sucking your own dick for practice
Aug 17 2002 4:26AM
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